A/N: Ya, it's christmas time and so this thing popped into my head...
Disclaimer: I don't own anything mentioned in this. The original poem isn't mine, none of the characters mentioned are mine
Warnings: Yaoi, don't like don't read
Fangirls' Night Before Christmas
By: Nora
Twas the night b4 Xmas and all through the house...not a sound could be heard cuz they killed that damned mouse
The stockings were hung but they looked kind of lame...they weren't near the chimney cuz they would catch a big flame
The fangirls were snoring all comfy in their beds... and visions of sweet yaoi danced through their heads
And vivi in her moon pjs and I in sweats... were arguing over which bishonen was the absolute best
When out in the porch there arose such a sound...like a thousand pounds of crack falling to the ground
We ran like crazy to open the door...but tripped cuz were morons and fell to the floor
The moon was shinning all nice and bright, and vivi drooled like an idiot at such a wonderful sight
Such a crazy thing we saw let me say... a bunch of bishies tied to a sleigh
Their leader was some crazy guy looking at porn page by page... I new in a second 'hey it's that pervy old sage!'
He had the bishies tied down and all so tame, and he called them down for our enjoyment name by name
Go Sesshy and Yue, Inuyasha, and Touya... On Shuichi and Gaara, Yuki and Fuma
Just leave me here, don't get too close to the fangirls, TAKE COVER...hey hey guys pay attention, STOP SCREWING EACH OTHER!!
They left the old sage there with a loud WOO! So he can give us Yaoi Manga, DVDs, and some Doujinshi too!
He hands all the fangirls their gifts two by two, and then he left us all, big piles of melted goo
But it was not over for there was still one more noise; it was the loud thumps of the chained anime boys
This is so wonderful! There is still more...but they didn't go thru the chimney, screw that that's what the door is for
They were dressed in nothing but a couple of inches of leather and some lace, the fangirls were so hysterical, they had to be restricted with mace
Before going on with their nightly activities, the pervy sage gave us cameras to record these festivities
Their eyes twinkled brightly, filled to the brim with lust...And the clothes are already piled on the floor, wow they're fast!
Their cheeks were tinged pink because you can never get enough...of some good old shonen ai fluff
The beds were piled with skin and hair...all this excitement was almost too much for the fangirls to bear
The boys keep going with sweetness and love...except for sesshy and his brother...they seem to like it rough
They went on for hours and didn't seem to get tired...until the midnight bells struck and it was time they retired
We were disappointed to have it all end... but we have it all on film and besides next Christmas are just around the bend
As they flew back to Yaoiland I heard them all scream... Merry Christmas you fangirls...we'll see you back in you dreams!
The End