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President: Mario vs. Bowser

Chapter 2: Idiots in Underwear

Mario was on his computer printing out posters like "Vote for Mario!" and "Mario for President!". One even said "Would you rather vote for Mario, Mushroom Kingdom's Hero? Or Bowser, the fat, firebreathin', Koopa Troopa Loser?".

The next day, he was paying a manufacturer to make little pens that when you push them down to write with, a plastic Mario held up a flashing sign that said to vote for Mario.

Mario was getting everything made from pens, to buttons, to signs, to cellphones!

He even had his picture put on a few buses! Yes, things were getting crazy alright! "Hey Weege!", Mario said, "Check out this SWEET tattoo I got!"

Mario pulled up his sleeve. It had a picture of Mario's face on it with " Mario for President!" under it. "Cool. But what's so great about it?", Luigi questioned. Mario flexed. The tattoo winked.

"Awesome!", Luigi said walking out of the room."AAAAAAGGHH!", screamed Luigi, "YOU WROTE 'MARIO RULEZ' ALL OVER MY UNDERWEAR!" "At least I can wash this all out!", said Luigi.

"Hey wait! What kind of marker did you use?", Luigi asked. "Permanant.", Mario said. "AAAH! You IDIOT!", said Luigi as he shot a fireball in Mario's face.

Mario was mad now. According to his flaming red hands, I think Luigi could tell. "You're gonna pay for that one Luigi!", Mario said starting to chase him.

"AAAH!", Luigi yelled getting hit in the back by a fireball. His pants fell off and turned to ashes, revealing his 'MARIO RULEZ' underwear.

"AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!", Mario laughed. Luigi shot a fireball at Mario's pants, revealing his Sesame Street underwear!

AAAAHAHAHAHAHA!", Luigi said laughing and pointing. "Hey! You weren't supposed to see that!", Mario said. Snickering, Luigi left the room.

A couple of minutes later Luigi came back into the room. "Hey Mario!", Luigi said, "Sorry about that! Mario?"

If you were watching this, you could see the camera focus behind Luigi at a VERY angry Mario ( with new Levis on!) .

"You're goin down Weege!", said Mario. "Heh heh heh, hey bro", Luigi said backing away, "it was just a friendly joke right? We were both just idiots in underwear right?" "Wrong. We were both in underwear, YOU'RE the idiot!", said Mario. ERRRRAAAGH!", Mario yelled shooting an ENORMOUS fire explosion at him!

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Meanwhile at Bowser's castle...

"BWAhahahahahahahaha!", Bowser laughed evilly, "I have the perfect plan to become president!" "What daddy?", Bowser Jr. said in his high voice. "Well here's my plan..." (Hey! Just wanted to interrupt for a sec to tell you that Bowser has a really good plan!) "Hee hee hee! That's a good plan daddy!", said Bowser Jr to his father. Bowser talked, "Oh yes, I know..."

End of Chappy

A/N: Yes I know, WAAAAAY too much CAPITALIZATION. But hey, it makes it funny! R&R! Please and thank you!