A/N: This was first posted at my lj account for the community 10_whores on April 7, 2009. Don't expect sex in other chapters because I don't really know how to write one ^^. Also this still has my livejournal name.

Title: First Comes Love, Then Comes Marriage, Then comes...
Author: Lanaura
Rating: PG
Fandom: Saiyuki
Character: Son Goku
Pairing: Lirin/Goku
Prompt: #07: Disoriented-Theme List Three
Warnings: Kougaiji might be OOC but when it comes with Lirin and him I'm not really sure.
Word Count: 329
Summary: Kougaiji jumps to conclusions but later realizes he was slightly right.

" Hi ya, Onii-chan!" shouted Lirin as she ran into her brother's room.
" Lirin, I've told you many times that you should knock before entering," Kougaiji said.
" Yeah, but Goku-kun gave me some kisses today and-"
" What! What did that little punk do to you?!" he shouted as he walked toward Lirin. His little sister, who was always bright, cheerful, and energetic, kissed by his opponent. Did the clueless morons even know what they where doing?

" He gave me some kisses," Lirin said, surprised at her brother's outburst. " Don't worry Lirin saved some for you! But they might have melted a little on the way here."
" Melted what do you mean?," Kougaiji asked.
Lirin looked at Kougaiji's disoriented face for a while in puzzlement.
" Well...that's what happens to chocolate when they get too warm," she replied. " I thought you already knew that Onii-chan. I guess Onii-chan isn't as smart as Lirin thought."

" I knew...never mind. So he gave you chocolate?" he asked.
" Of course! Here ya go!" Lirin said, showing some small hershey kisses on the palm of her hand.
" Thanks, " Kougaiji replied, accepting one of the chocolates.
" No, problem! I'll give Yaone's and Dokugakuji's theirs in a little bit."
Before putting the chocolate in his mouth he slowly asked," So why did he give these to you? You two normally fight like cats and dogs."
" Not anymore! We're girlfriend and boyfriend now and Goku-kun's friend with the red antennas said that they're suppose to give each other chocolate. He even gave me a flower, see?" she said, pointing to a pink flower in her hair.

' Lirin and Goku. Together,' Kougaiji thought, ' Married. Brother-in-Law. Children.'
As a image of a bunch of mini Lirins and Gokus running all over the place flashed in Kougaiji's mind he started to choke.
" Onii-chan! Are you alright! Yaone! Help! Onii-chan's choking!" Lirin screamed, as she started thumping her brother's back as fast as she could.
" Don't worry Onii-chan I'll help you!"