A/N: Hi. It's me again. Sorry for the LOOOOOOONG delay. Me + millions of school projects + writer's block long time to update. that explain it for ya?

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President: Mario vs Bowser

Chapter 3: The Votes

"I'm gonna kill you, Luigi!!!", Mario said, about to blast him with all the fire he's got. "WAIT!!" "What?" "If you kill me, then that will ruin the plot, and the story will end, and we won't get good reviews!!!", said Luigi.

"Hmm, I guess you do have a point...", Mario said, thinking about it, "I'll just fry you again, then!!!" WAIT!!" What NOW?" "Caramel frap anyone? Going once... going twice...", but Luigi didn't have to wait long. "GGGGGGGGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", Mario screamed, snatching away the coffee from Luigi.

That, gave Luigi just enough time to run away into the next room. "Crap, I should've seen that one comin'. Oh well, at least I still have the caramel frap.", he said, as he tried to drink it, "HEY, THIS IS FAKE!!!!!" Luigi popped his back into the room, "Soooold, to the loser in the Sesame Street underwear!"

"Ooooooh, now I'm REALLY gonna kill you! I don't care about the plot! I don't care about the story! I don't care about the freakin' reviews! I'M GONNA KILL YO- hey look, our votes!", said Mario, changing moods insanely. Luigi, who was cowering in the corner of the room looked at the TV.

"...and in today's news, the Mushroom Kingdom Presidential Election's current votes are here! Mario's votes are, 269." "YES!!!", said both of them, high-fiving. "...and Bowser's votes are ( the little toad reporting the news snickered under his breath ) , 1." "AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Bowser is never gonna catch up! I'm 268 votes ahead of him.", Mario said.

"This just in, Princess Peach has decided to let people who have already voted for someone, change their votes to the opposite candidate if they want to." "Like that'll help any!", said Mario, laughing. "But remember, these are NOT the final votes. I repeat, these are NOT the final votes! There is still a week left before the election of the Mushroom Kingdom President.Votes can change."

CLICK! Bowser turned off the news. "And change, they will..." "How're you gonna do that, daddy?", said Bowser Jr. Bowser turned his computer on and typed a few numbers in. "I didn't know you knew how to hack, daddy.", Bowser Jr. said. "Oh, I know how to do a lot of things.", he said, leaving the room with his son.

The computer now said: Mario's current votes, 1. Bowser's current votes, 269...

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