A/N: First posted on lj on April 19, 2009
Title: A Giant and a Midget
Author: Lanaura
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Saiyuki
Character: Son Goku
Pairing: Gat/Goku
Prompt: #09: Without a Name-Theme List Three
Warnings: sexual situations
Word Count: 559
Summary: Gojyo askes a rather personal question to Gat.
No one really noticed how close Gat and Goku were getting to each other except, Hakuryuu, after catching them making out. It remained like that for a while until lunch one day that they announced that they were a couple. It was actually Goku who announced it while Gat just looked on.
Hakkai's ever present smile left his face, Sanzo looked ready to shoot someone, Gojyo nearly choked on his beer, and Hazel had murder written on his. Though Hazel was actually the first to congratulate the pair. He was slightly jealous but genuinely happy for his friend and besides now he had Sanzo all to himself.
Gojyo didn't really pay much attention to the pair after that. It was much more amusing to watch Hazel try to get Sanzo's attention. Anyways, not much had really changed. Goku was more affectionate to Gat and Gat slightly more open but things were still the same within the two groups.
It wasn't until one night that Gojyo actually discovered how close the two were. They were at an inn and Gojyo had left his room to go to the kitchen for a late night drink. While he was passing Gat and Goku's room he heard noises that he was extremely familiar with.
'Those bastards,' thought Gojyo to himself.
Nevertheless he leaned closer to their bedroom door. He could hear the faint creaking of the bed and Goku's pants. To his surprise he could hear Gat groaning. Gojyo felt himself grin. So Gat wasn't always so quiet.
"Ah...f-f-faster, Gat."
'And the monkey calls me a pervert?'
He heard Gat grunt before Goku got louder. Deciding he should leave before someone found him he quickly went to his room. All night long Gojyo thought of how he could tease Goku about this later.
"Morning, Gat," Gojyo said the next morning.
"Morning," Gat replied.
"Hey, so…have you and Goku done it yet?" he asked.
"That is our own business," the other man said.
Gojyo smirked as he saw some red flush through the larger man's face.
"I know but I was just curious to know how you guys would do it. I mean, I know about anal sex but you're a heck of a lot bigger than Goku. Don't want to wake up one day to find out the chimp's been squished to-"
Smack!
"You stupid perverted kappa!"
"Ow!"
"What the hell was that for you little midget!" Gojyo shouted as he glared at Goku.
"For being a pervert," Goku replied angerily.
"Should we go now?" Gat asked Goku.
"Huh? Oh, yeah. Sure."
"Where are you guys going?"
"To get supplies."
"Really. Well, while you two are out shopping there's this store you might want to check out. We've seen it when we came into town. One that had all its windows covered up in cardboard and without a name on the front. But guessing from all the noises I heard last night you've already been there."
At first Gojyo's comment didn't have the affect he was hoping for. Goku and Gat just stared curiously at him before realizing what he meant. Once they did even Gat looked angerily.
"Y-you heard us?"
"You shouldn't meddle in the affairs of others."
"I'm going to kill you, Gojyo!"
"Catch me if you can chibi!" Gojyo laughed before running. "But if you guys ever need some tips just ask me! After all I am the King of Sex!"