Chapter 8: The Mean Three

Bart was skateboarding down the sidewalk, angrily. He still couldn't think about what happened...Jimmy and Abby kissing. Things couldn't get any worse for him until Phil and Chuckie came up to him.

"What's up, Bart?" asked Chuckie.

"Eh, nothing much. Expect the love of my life was taking away from me!" Bart snapped.

Phil chuckles nervously. "Um, since we're all late for class anyway, Abby and Jimmy are now offically boyfriend and girlfriend." he mumbled the last part.

"WHAT THE? Did they do the wedding part?"

"Yes." responded Chuckie.

"Oh no! Let me at them!" yelled Bart as he pushed Phil and Chuckie out of the way.

"Hey, watch you're goin'!"

Bart finally made it to the school and went inside. The hallways were empty. There was silence. All silent until he heard giggling...coming from the end of the school. He ran over and hid behind a wall. It was Zim and Cartman talking about...I donno.

"No way! Zim will never team up with anyone! ANYONE!" Zim shouted.

"Eww, stop yelling in my face, ya pussie!" snapped Cartman. Bart came over to them as they turned around. "What do you want?"

"What you guys doing while class is going on?" questioned Bart.

"None of your business!" Cartman turns to Zim. "Anyway, about our plan..."

"What plan?" the yellow skinned kid asked, wanting to know.

"To take over the world, of course!" blurted out Zim.

Cartman smacked his head. "You idiot! Now he knows!"

Bart smirked and got an idea. "Hmm...how about I make a deal with you two?"

"What kind of deal?"

"Jimmy. Jimmy Neutron."

"Ooh, jealous I see?" Zim asked.

"Yes! And I want revenge!" admitted Bart. "But not only that...Zim, Jimmy thinks you're an alien."

"What? You're lying. LYING!!"

"Nope. I heard him from someone that down in his lab, he was dissecting on an Irken."

"Eww."

Bart turns to Cartman. "And you! How do you think he has all that stuff in his lab? With money, of course!"

"So?" Cartman asked.

"So...he had to have a Bar Mitzvah. That's when people give you money. And Bar Mitzvahs are only for..."

"Jews! Damn it," finished Cartman. "But he's 10, aren't you supposed to have a Bar Mitzvah when you're 13?"

"Everyone thinks he's 10, but he is 13. Runs in the family that he's short."

"Wow..."

"So, what you're trying to say is that we should team up?" Zim said.

"Exactly." Bart replied.

"And we should do that why?"

"Because Jimmy has connection to the government."

Cartman and Zim look at each other and blink.

"Okay, you got a deal." said Cartman. They did a high five and laughed.

"Okay, our team name should be...the 'Mean Three'. That means I'm the leader." said Bart.

The screen fades out as the boys laugh evilly once more.

"Hey, who turned out the lights?" asked Zim annoyed.

"And how come you have to be leader?" added Cartman.

-----

Jimmy and Abby were at lunch, sitting next to each other. They decided to trade lunches. That's when Eddy, Timmy, Mandy, Lilo and Mac came to their table.

"Hey Jimmy." greeted Timmy.

"Hey Timmy." replied Jimmy.

"So...have you guys heard the news?" asked Eddy.

"Like what? Penny getting an F?" joked Abby.

"No, not this time," Mandy said. "Have you guys noticed anything about Bart?"

"Not really." Jimmy responded.

"Well he's been talking to Zim and Cartman. Although we can't make it out." explained Mac. Lilo pointed to them from a table in a distance. The three boys over there are chattin' and laughing.

"Maybe he's just jealous. Jealous that Abigail and I are together." Jimmy said as he kissed his new girlfriend.

"Since you're with Abby, can I be with Cindy?" asked Timmy. The rest looked at him strangely.

"Who's Cindy?"

"You know, that girl like in Retroville that you liked so much and..." the rest was muffled as Jimmy covered Timmy's mouth until he was done. "...lab. And I'm done."

"Who is Cindy?" demanded Abby.

"Nothing! Just some girl who bullied me that I USED to like."

"How can you like someone who's bullied you?" Eddy asked.

Jimmy growled. "Aww, just forget it." Then he left the table, angrily walking away. His friends were a bit shocked.

Meanwhile, Danny, Jake, June, and Jenny were at their lockers, talking.

"June, is it okay if I can talk to you?" asked Danny.

"Yeah, me too Jenny." added Jake.

Danny pulled June into the janitor's closet and locked the door.

"What is it Danny? I'm all ears." said June.

Danny sighs. "Look, June, we've been though I lot together and I think that..."

"You're breaking up with me, are you?"

Cut to Jake and Jenny, whom Jenny asked the same question. Jake nodded.

"I'm sorry, Jenny. But dog, I think that..." Jake was cut off when Jenny hugged her.

"Don't worry. To tell you the truth, I really like Danny. I want him back, if that's okay." Jenny said.

"Yeah, yeah, sure! Go to him!" Jake said with a smirk. Jenny let go of him and went off.

-----

"June, I'm sorry. It's just that I..." Danny was cut off.

"You know, Jake's much cuter. I'm sorry too, but I still hope we can be friends." June replied and left the closet. When Danny came out, Jenny hugged him.

"Oh Danny, I'm so glad we're back together."

Danny blushes. "Yeah, back together..."

Jake closes his locker, just then June hugs her and lets go.

"Um, I'm glad to see ya too." said Jake puzzled.

"Jake, there's something I need to say. I like you. More than Danny. I mean he's nice 'n' all, but..." June kissed Jake, which surprises him.

"Wow..."

"Yeah, I know."

However Jake was really looking at Betty. Secretly Atomic Betty, Galactic Space Guardian.

"She's hot..." Jake muttered to himself. Looking directly at Betty, he let June off her and went over to her. June was shocked at first, but then saw what happened. "Hey." Jake said to Betty. She turned around.

"Oh, hey." greeted Betty. "Name's Betty. I just moved here."

"Name's Jake. Nice to meet a nice looking girl like you." Betty chuckled.

But June scowled at them then frowned and sighs. Next Tommy opened the front doors and saw Jenny back with Danny. The real surprise was Jake was with Betty! Tommy gasped while he went over to June.

"June, you look troubled." said Tommy. Then June hugged him, as she sobbed.

"Oh Tommy! Protect me!" she yelled and cried some more.

"Man, when Gaz finds out about this, she's gonna kick my butt!" Tommy thought.

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Author's Note: Sorry I didn't update on stories on a long time! Need a break. This is to make it up. Please R&R, no flames.