Look, as much as I would to LOVE own harry potter I don't.
So instead I kidnapped him and have him tied up in my basement. If you review enough I might let you borrow him and another man of your choice.
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Harry didn't enjoy working at the counter anymore . He was basically just stiff and looked like he was ready to jump and leave. Can you blame him? Ever since Mrs. Wincherst made her "Little Comment" as she called it, everyone was teasing him.
At least Draco didn't show up today.
"Hey sexy one."
Or not.
Harry looked like he was about to cry.
Draco didn't care.
"So how about that date, Harry?"
Harry stiffened. "How exactly did you get my name?"
Draco smirked and said "I have my sources."
Harry decided that Draco has turned from a minor annoyance to the bane of his very existence.
Draco gave a convincing smile.
Harry twitched.
In the background Mrs. Wincherst smothered a laugh.
"If I say yes will you leave me alone?" Harry asked while still twitching.
"Yes." Draco said, still smiling.
"Yes." Harry said monotonously.
"Really" He asked with a raised eyebrow.
"No." The kitchen laughed at the over dramatized look on his face.
Then Fred and George got evil looks on their faces. (Oh dear, what is the authoress going to do next!?!)
Next thing Harry knew he was being kissed on the mouth by one person; who he quickly identified as George. And the other person, who was Fred, was grinding against him.
When the twins were done. Harry gave them a wide eyed look. The smirked, and said, looking at the counter, "That my dear is how you get him to say yes on a date."
Draco looked like he was fighting between killing the twins or ravishing Harry right there.
But he could do neither of those things seeing as though Hermione quickly ran up and grabbed both the twins saying "I am going to tell Remus about that if you two don't get back to work."
That caused the twins to run. They knew that Sirius, Harry's godfather, wouldn't care. But if Remus found out...They would never be heard from again.
Even if they were seen again it would be in a wheelchair. Remus is usually a very calm person, but whenever it came to Harry. Well lets just say he acted like he was the one who went through the birth and would murder to keep his boy safe.
The twins said that Remus acted like the mother wolf to Harry who is his newborn.
Draco left too, seeming to be interested in this Remus person, and why he was such a threat.
And Harry? Harry started to bang his head on the counter. Why didn't he take that job as an assistant to the librarian? Oh yeah, he remembered, he kept being pinched by the old women there.