Look, as much as I would to LOVE own harry potter I don't.

If I DID you would know.

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Harry was so happy that it's his day off. That means that there was no Draco to bother him. AND his relatives were very scared when he came out of his room humming to a meaningless tune.

Harry didn't care though. He was going to enjoy his day to the best of his abilities. So he decided that he was going to go to the mall with Ron and Hermione. Maybe today would finally be the day that they would finally get together.

Harry did start to regret bringing Hermione shopping though. The second they got there Ron ran to the sports store, and Hermione? She dragged Harry to her favorite store ever! (actually its mine but oh well.) Hot Topic!

She was dragging him with one hand, and with the other picking up clothes for him. He was staring at the ever growing pile with fear. The workers at the store watched them with an air of happiness. They knew that every time Harry and Hermione entered together Harry would end up with a lot more clothes. They also knew that Harry was going to look so cute whenever he left the changing room.

They waited excitedly for Harry to walk out. While they were waiting, though, they did not notice the bane of Harry's existence walk in. Poor harry never seemed to get a break when it came to Draco.

Harry walked out wearing a Tee-shirt that had a heart with the colors of the rainbow in it, along with tight black pants that had chains on them. He had sent a look at Hermione that said 'Are we done yet?' And Hermione squealed loudly and said "Perfect!" Harry sighed in relief while the workers sighed in despair.

"HEY SEXY!" Harry ducked while a blond species called Draco tried to hug him ran into the wall.

Hermione smiled evilly and said "Harry one more, please!!!!" Harry sighed raised his eyes to the ceiling as if to say 'Why me?' and walked back. Hermione tossed over and outfit for him to wear.

After a few minutes Hermione asked worriedly "Harry is everything ok in there?"

"HERMIONE!!! I AM NOT A HOOKER!" You could here the giggles from the workers and you could also here a person getting out a camera. "Harry, dear" it was said with a sickeningly sweet tone "Either you can come out on your own or i can drag you out and make you wear it out of the store."

There was a tense silence and Hermione sighed. She picked the lock and swung the door open.

There was a flash from the camera and drool from almost everyone there. He was wearing skinny jeans that showed just enough to be sexy but not enough to look like a "Hooker" as he said.

The skinny jeans were black with all the extra zippers being a metallic silver. His shirt was black but in rainbow colors it said, Sorry Ladies, I'm Gay. Hermione looked very proud of herself. Stepping over the drooling Draco she led harry to the counter.

"Alright here's everything." Somehow she was able to lift Harry up onto the counter and they checked everything out.

Walking out they ran into Luna who was walking with her girlfriend, Alice. They were wearing 'Lez be Friends' Tee's and were laughing. Luna saw Harry first and nodded approvingly. Alice said "Nice choice." They walked a while when suddenly Alice stopped. "Harry, duck."

Harry was quite glad when he did. If he didn't then he would have been tackled by a very over exuberant Uncle. No, not Uncle Vernon, Harry would have died in shock, no instead it was the bestest uncle in the world, Sirius.

And as everyone knows where ever a Sirius is a Remus will follow.

"Sirius! What if he didn't duck, huh! You would have killed him right there!" Harry sighed. Well there goes his good day off.

I promise to return Alice back to her rightful place soon! I just needed someone for Luna to date and shes to cool to be straight.

If you want me to keep alice, however, I need to know. Otherwise she goes back to Twilight.

OH! and I need people to vote on who harry ends up with. Remember, he is GAY! I was thinking of just going with my muse and if I don't get enough I will, but I would like some help.

So please review with your answers because I don't know how to make those poll thingies.