CHAPTER 11: Love is For Nobodies
"What the hell is going on here?" Leela demanded.
"Um, we weren't trying to fly outta here." Blossom chuckled nervously but soon stopped.
"Then what are you doing, huh?" added Bender.
"Running away?" Bubbles shrugged.
Tommy smacked his head. "Oh, just forget it!"
"Hey, where's the baby and fudge head?" asked Fry, looking around as they were all in the 'unloading' room.
"They're flying the ship." replied Robotboy. Suddenly the scene started to tip over as everyone fell back.
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Stewie arrives in the front of the ship. He sees Jimmy flying it still.
"Boy, why do you wanna get outta here so much?" the baby asked.
"To get outta here. Like you guys." the fudge headed kid responded without turning around.
"Yeah, but I know more than you do. You're been here less than a day. Yo...You love someone don't ya?"
Jimmy, shocked, turned around while putting the ship on auto-pilot. "How do you know?"
"A girlfriend, perhaps?"
"It's true," he admitted. "Her name is Abby. Bart Simpson got jealous after I was with her! But now, I just want her back."
Stewie sighed. "You got a lot to learn."
"What are you talking about?"
Then sad music plays in the background. Stewie gets handed a black hat and cane by no one.
Stewie: The quickest way to break your heart
Make you depressed and ill
Is to get tangeled up inside
The side effects could kill
All passion is a waste of time
A deadly game of pour vous
I am your friend, your cher ami
I wouldn't lie to you
"Well, maybe I would." Stewie muttered under his breath.
"Huh?" asks Jimmy confused.
If you must love someone, may I suggest
You love yourself! Just think it through
You'll never leave and you will find
You'll get more rest
You'll always feel as good as new
Your freedom as good as new
Important thing, my friend
You must be strong, you mustn't bend
"I heard that!" Bender yelled offended, only heard. Jimmy and Stewie stop what they were doing and resume back.
Don't talk for hours
Don't send flowers
Don't write poems
Don't sing and dance
Beneath the stars
The shine above
Don't fall in love
As soon as your heart rules your mind
Your life is not your own
It's hell when someone's always there
It's bliss to be alone
And love of any kind is bad
A dog, a child, a cat
They take up so much precious time
Now where's the sense of that?
Love takes the wildest heart and makes it tame
If you're turned on, then just turn off
Emotions are a thing all great men overcame
Please, don't make this grand catastrophe
Don't get attached to anyone or anything
There's nothing worse than things that cling
You'll go to pot
You'll turn to drink
You'll never rest
You'll end up mad and
Looking like some
Poor tormented love
Don't fall in love
Don't fall in love
The music ends. Jimmy realizes right then and now that he was right. He turned the auto-pilot off and turned back the ship.
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"Hey, what's going on there?" Buttercup said angrily.
"I think we're turning back." Leela replied. She was right. There was only one place for Jimmy...and everyone else. To not love, and not to be obsessed.
At a faraway place, Retroville to be exact, Carl, Sheen, Libby, Cindy and Goddard were outside Jimmy's backyard at night.
"We haven't seen Neutron in weeks!" shouted Cindy. "I don't get it."
"Maybe it's because you harass him too much." said Sheen.
"Maybe it was you guys not helping out!" Libby snapped.
"I helped!" Carl blurted. "Once."
The kids started to aruge and fight. The robotic dog nearby couldn't take it anymore.
"SILENCE!" a manly voice came from Goddard's speakers. The four turned around. "I think I know what happened to my master."
He starts to revert back to a flashback. "About a month ago, one night Jimmy saw a train. I saw it too. He went outside and got on it. The pilot said...it went to ToonTown." the robotic voice explained.
"ToonTown...ToonTown...Nope! Never heard of it!" Sheen said firmly.
"Goddard, I want you to navigate ToonTown!" commanded Cindy. "Now!"
"Affirmative." replied Goddard. He pulled out a little satellite that spun around. On his screen showed a map. "This better work."
"Believe me, it will."
At ToonTown that night, Abigail walked home, sadly. Timmy, Eddy, and Mandy were beside her.
"I can't believe Bart did that to you!" Timmy said.
"I know. I even wouldn't go that far." agreed Eddy. Mandy in disbelief glances at him. "Okay, maybe a little to make off money, but not like that!"
Abby sobbed and cried. Her friends turned around.
"What's wrong?" asked Turner.
"He lost the love of my life..." she sobbed. "And if he's gone...I guess no one can have me!"
The rest were shocked.
"What are you..." Eddy got cut off.
"I'll see you guys tomorrow!!!" the 11-year old went off, crying. Hands covering her eyes.
"Abby, come back!"
"I told you love was for the weak minded." Mandy sighed. The kids left.
Behind them was a house, one that we zoom into. It shows Mr. Blik telling Spanky, Meowth, Bloo, and Ren what happened at the mall.
"And hopefully, we'll meet again." the black cat finished.
"Ooh..." Bloo teased.
"What"
"You got a girlfriend!"
Blik blushed. "No I don't!"
"Yeah ya do!" Bloo protested.
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"Gentlemen, please." Spanky interrupted. "If we're ever to solve this out, we have to do it, like men. Now, who wants to bet Blik that he'll take Brandy out to the dance?"
"WHAT?!" Blik said shocked. The rest took out their money and went up to the Internet downloadable pig. "Whoa, hold up! What do you mean, the dance?"
"You know? The annual ToonTown dance. Everyone is invited." Meowth replied.
"Yeah, it's gonna be great! Food, games, paddleball..." Bloo trailed off, thinking about it.
"When is it?" asks Blik.
"Next Saturday," Ren replied. "And since we already paid..."
"50 dollars!" Spanky adds, counting up the total.
"50 dollars?" Mr. Blik went up to Spanky. "You got to help me!"
"Alright, fine. You go out with Brandy, and you can have half the 50 bucks. Deal?" he took out his hand. Blik hesitated, but thought about her. The way she moved her tail. The way she talked. And the way she looked.
"Okay then, a deal." both animals shook hands.
"Great, now everyone's happy!" cheered Bloo. He was wrong, however...
Danny, Sora, Jake, Mac, June, Tommy, Gaz, Stitch, Lilo, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Lisa, Dib, Jenny and Betty searched all night. No luck.
"Man, we looked everywhere! All of us!" Danny said. "And no Jimmy."
"I better talk to Bart about this..." Lisa growled.
"You got that right." said Stan.
"Yeah, he's your brother." Kyle agreed.
"I gotta come too. Bloo's probably with his another gang." Mac said.
"Dude, how can he be in two tales of this story?" Kenny asked muffled, breaking the fourth wall. Mac shrugged in reply.
Lisa, the 3 out of 4 SP boys, Lilo, Stitch, and Dib Membrane left. The couples were alone.
"At least we have each other." June said. She noticed that Sora wasn't looking at her. "Sora, what's wrong?"
"I sense something," he replied. "It's quiet. Too quiet." Sora was correct. The preteens and teens looked around, when suddenly, many nobodies appeared, ready to attack. "Nobodies!"
"What?" Jake asked puzzled.
"Nobodies," replied Jenny. "I heard these little guys can attack at once. They were left out and have no heart like Heartless." she explained.
"Jenny's correct." Sora stated.
"Let's fight these guys!" Betty yells. Then Danny transforms into Danny Phantom. Jake transforms into his dragon side. Jenny, Betty, and Sora get out their gear. Most Dusks and Creep Tommy does some karate moves to the Nobodies, but they just look at each other.
One Nobody grabs Tommy's leg, then drags him. He screams. "Gaz! Danny!"
Just then with rage, Gaz does realistic karate moves on that Nobody and grabs Tommy. "You okay?"
"Yeah, I'm fine."
The rest fought. Some Nobodies were defeated, other gained power. It continued and went on.
"Take that! And that!" Danny said as he punched some.
"Be careful!" Sora warned. "You don't want them to take away you."
"Relax, I'll be fine."
They turned around, and saw big Nobodies taking away June, Jenny, Betty, and Gaz.
"Jenny!" Danny yelled.
"June!" Sora added.
"Betty, yo!" Jake shouted.
"Gaz!" Tommy finishs. But it was too late. The girls struggled hard, and I mean HARD, but nothing.
"They're too strong!" said Jenny. When they were taken, the nobodies disappeared.
"How can this get any worse?" groaned Danny upset.
Author's Note: I'm getting good at this, am I? No more song suggestions please, until further notice. Thanks. No flames and R&R!!! The song this time was "Don't Fall in Love" from Beauty and the Beast Christmas movie.