If I did own Harry potter, I would have my own house, live with my friends, buy everything in my size at hot topic, create a orphanage for the GLBT community....

But since I did not make Harry potter these things have not happened.

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"Hey Siri, hi Remy."

Remy twirled and smiled at Harry. "How are you Prongslet?" Harry smiled. "I'm ok."

Alice gave him the I-know-that-your-lying-so-stop-it look. So he gave her the I-know-that-I-am-lying-so-shut-up! look.

Remus was oblivious to all of this because Sirius was jumping up and down and bothering Luna and Alice. Well Remus thought that he was bothering them but in all actuality he was entertaining them.

And whenever Harry thinks his day can never get any worse, it does.

Poor guy.

"Hello again Harry!" Harry sighed and looked to Alice for help. Alice smiled. And in that smile Harry knew that not only is she not going to help him, she was on the side of Draco. Sometimes Harry really hated his friends. Sometimes, he really, really did.

"Hey there, you! Hands off the godson!" But then again, there's always Remus on his side. Harry smiled at Remus who was looking at Draco like he was considering ripping off the arm that dared touch his godson.

Remus walked over to the blond and stared him down. "I'm guessing that you're Remus?"

Remus looked a little shocked that Draco knew what his name was, but he got over it quickly. "You are not allowed to touch Harry. Hands off."

"But I can't help it! I mean look at him!"

Sirius nodded in agreement. "You know, Remus, he does have a point. Harry is a very cute little godson."

Remus glared at Sirius while saying "If you would like to stay off the couch, Sirius, then you will shut up." Sirius looked horrified at the very thought and shut his mouth with wide eyes.

Harry sighed. Draco put his arm around Harry's shoulders. Harry growled. Draco put his arm down. Harry moved in between Sirius and Remus.

Alice gave him a you-will-move-back-here-right-now-or-I-will-kill-you look and Harry moved next to Draco. Draco smiled.

Why did he do what the look said? Oh, well last time he didn't do what Alice's look said, she jumped on his back and she cried until he did it. He swore that day that he would never wear leather again. Ever.

Luna gave Alice a break and then gave Remus a look that said Leave-them-be-or-else-I-will-get -you. Remus looked at Draco and Harry thoughtfully, nodded, and left.

Poor, poor guy, that Harry. Never seems to get a break.