CHAPTER 12: Bart's Evil Plan
Cindy and friends got into Jimmy's rocket the next day. They were ready to launch.
"Engines ready?" Cindy asked.
Libby checked. "Alright!"
"Fuel?"
Carl opened the fuel tank. "Full!"
"And the map to ToonTown?"
"Check." Goddard replied.
"Then we're ready to go!"
"Hold up, sister!" Libby protested. "Remember the last time you drove?" the reat looked at Vortex.
"Okay, okay! I'll put it on auto-pilot!" responded Cindy, a bit angry.
"Ooh, ooh! This reminds me of Ultralord episode 116, when four fans and a robotic dog try to save Ultraload from the Evil Wrath!" Sheen shouted.
"Oh, shut up." Cindy snapped as the rocket fled out into the sky.
Meanwhile, Mr. Blik saw Brandy at the mall. No brothers. He looked around for in case, gulped, and went over.
"Hey Brandy." he greeted. Brandy closed up her magazine when she saw him.
"Oh, hey Blik. You don't mind if I call you that, right?"
"No."
"Okay then."
Both stood silence. They looked around their surroundings, aghasted.
"So..." Blik started. "Since, well, I...you don't have a date for the dance, right?"
"Nope, completely single." replied Brandy. "Do...do you wanna..."
"Ask you out? Yeah."
"Ok...I accept."
"What?" the black cat questions flabbergasted.
"I, Brandy Harrington, will be your date for the dance. That's on this Saturday."
"All right...I'll see you then."
"Great." Harrington picked up her magazine and left.
Mr. Blik went into the boys' bathroom, ready to scream...
"YEAH! I HAVE A DATE! WITH BRANDY! Ooh, soon those 50 bucks will soon be mine." then he left. Luckily no one else was in there...or am I wrong?
Jimmy landed the ship back down. Amy, Hermes, Zoidberg, Nibbler, and Farnsworth came out. The rest got off the ship.
"Okay! Who did this?" demanded Hermes. Bubbles, Buttercup, Blossom, Tommy, Robotboy turned to Stewie and Jimmy.
"It was the both! I can tell just by seeing them!" yelled Bender, looking at Neutron and Griffen.
"Yeah. You have a scanner, that's how you can tell!" joked Fry. However Bender grabbed him.
"Don't you ever make fun of me that way, or else!" the tall robot threatens. Then he let Fry down. "Meatbags." Next he takes out a beer and drinks it.
"Seriously, you can tell by scanning them."
"That's enough." Leela said. She went over to Jimmy. "Jimmy, why did you do that?"
"Turn back? Well, I wanted to get to get outta here because of my girlfriend, Abby. She thinks I'm dead, but I was about to prove her wrong." The girls slightly cried at this. Hermes, Bender, Fry, Tommy and Farnsworth groaned and rolled their eyes.
"Then why did you turn back the ship?" questions Amy.
"...Stewie told me about love. In song. That maybe it wasn't meant to be. That's why I turned back."
Buttercup slapped her head. "Oh, great! Just great! We were almost just there of getting out of here, but then Stewie just had to sing that stupid song!"
"I don't think it was stupid." Bubbles disagreed.
"Shut up!" her sister snapped. "And now we're back where we started! That's why I'm never gonna trust talking babies ever again!"
"Well you're a talking baby, too!" snapped Stewie. Bubbles and Blossom gasped.
"Stop it, the both of you!" Blossom interrupted. "Just because Stewie made a mistake, doesn't mean that it shouldn't be this way!"
"That reminds me. Good news everyone." Farnsworth said changing the subject.
"What is it now?" asked Zoidberg.
"When everyone else was bickering and fighting and that nonsense, I managed to find a door back up there!"
"You did?" Tommy said surprised.
"Yes. Follow me." But the rest went in front of them, because the rest were faster. They stopped at a wall near the door.
"Professor, there's only a wall." Robotboy stated.
"However with the proper numbers..." Then the wall pulled out a security lock, with numbers to punch in. The old man punched some fast. Suddenly he stepped back as the wall opened a way out, closing everyone's eyes due to the white light.
"Hey, I noticed that!" Fry yelled.
"You did?" Buttercup asks irrirated.
"Yep! However I never did wanna try it..."
"Oy vey."
"I feel the same way, meatbag." agrees Bender. Everyone headed to it expect for Jimmy, who turned back sadly. Leela, Fry, Bender and Stewie saw this and gone to him.
"Aww, what's wrong?" Leela says to the kid.
"What I told you before!" Jimmy answered annoyed. "That's why I'm never gonna go back to ToonTown, not even for all the money in the world."
"I would!" Bender said. Leela punched him in the shoulder. "Ow!" The adults glance at Stewie.
"What?" he questions innocently.
"Don't 'What?' us! I always hated your show anyway."
"Why I outta..."
"Jimmy, look! Ice cream!" Fry pointed.
"Where?" Neutron asked, looking around. Just then behind him Fry got out a sack and put him in there. Jimmy screamed. "Hey, get me outta here!"
"Fry..." Leela scolded.
"What? It was the only way." replies Fry. The one-eyed mutant sighs as they go leave. After that, the wall closes up.
"Man, first Bart, Cartman and Zim! Then Danny, Jenny, Jake, Betty, Tommy, Gaz, June, and Sora! And now Abigail! Who's next?" Dib asked, to his friends, Kyle, Stan, Kenny and Lisa.
"Yeah. I couldn't find my brother anywhere!" groaned Lisa.
"The good news is, at least Cartman's gone!" Kyle said happily.
"Amen to that." agreed Stan.
Lilo, Bloo, Stitch, and Mac ran over to them...again.
"Do you guys have to do that every time when something bad happens?" asks Kenny muffled.
"Yes." Stitch replied.
"Yeah. We have no idea why, but that's how we were put in this story." Bloo added.
"Changing the subject, we found Danny, Tommy, Sora and Jake. They are sad right now." Lilo frowned.
"Yep, down by the lake." adds Mac. "If you wanna go to them."
"Tommy must know about where my sis is! I'm in." Dib said. The others shrugged and joined in too.
Soon the kids found Fenton, Pickles, Long, and Sora (He doesn't have a last name) sitting near the pond, looking gloom as ever.
Stan spoke first. "What's wrong?"
Tommy turned to him. "Oh, nothing. Just that our girlfriends are gone!"
"Huh?" Dib asked. "You mean my sister's gone?!"
"Just like the rest." Danny sighs. "I loved Jenny so much to lose her."
"June and I had a lot in common." Sora agreed.
"Yep, dog. Betty was pretty to me as ever." Jake finished. The four sighed at once.
"Dude, how did this happen?" said Kyle.
"Some Nobodies took them away. They grudged...but no hope. As for us, we tried, but were too many of them." explained Sora.
"Whoa." Lisa says amazed.
"That's right yo." the American Dragon adds.
"Hold on a sec!" everyone looked at Bloo. "Nobodies couldn't have done it on their own! Someone must have commanded them to do it!" The kids talked in thought of it.
"He's right!" Danny said while he got up. "But who did?"
They stared at one another...wondering...
"Get us outta here!" June demands.
Her, Betty, Gaz and Jenny were trapped in a cage. You can guess who...
"Yes! It was us, Bart..."
"Zim!"
"Cartman!"
"As the Mean Three!" the boys yelled in unison. The girls just groaned.
"Oh, give us a break." Jenny said and rolled her eyes.
"Why did you kidnap us?!?" Betty shouted angrily.
"Why...Why you ask?" Bart raised up his voice. "Well I'll tell you why. Not in song, luckily. You see, after what happened yesterday..." The scene turns to another flashback, after what happened when Jimmy got tossed over. Bart is narrating this. "Yesterday, Zim and Cartman pushed Jimmy off a cliff. I told them to. You might wanna read back if you really wanna know. Anyway, this is what happened...
"Why you son of a..." Abby got interrupted.
"Now there. Aren't you happy now?" asked the past Bartman in the flashback.
"NO!!! I was never happy with you! Don't you get it, boy?"
"I guess not." Eddy joked. Mandy kicked in the shins. "Ouch!"
"We're tied up, but I can still kick you no matter how hard." Mandy said dryly. Eddy turned his head around and whistled innocently.
Bart looked at Abigail. He loved her, but had this feeling he harrassed her. Not like Cartman, somewhere in the middle..."Oh Abby...Zim and Cartman, knock them all out!"
"Say wha?" Abigail asks shocked. Just then Bart hits her with a baseball bat. Zim and Cartman do the same to Mandy, Eddy, and Timmy.
"This is fun!" Zim said, who hit Turner.
"Yep!" agreed Cartman, hitting Mandy and Eddy. They unlocked the chains. The flashback ends.
"Now, you girls are under the Elementry school. Basement, to be exact." completed Simpson.
"Really, why did you boys kidnap us...Or else I'll tie you up WHOLE!" Gaz yells.
"Aw, Gaz. You should have stuck with me instead of that foolish Tommy boy." said Zim, looking at Dib's sister.
"You know why? Abby broke my heart! If she can't love me...NO ONE CAN!" Lisa's brother laughed evilly. His friends joined in.
"You gone insane! All of you!" yelped June.
"Not insane, just heartbroken. Right guys?" Eric and Zim nodded. "Now to tell you guys my evil plan." he clears his throat. "On Saturday is the night of the dance. The annual ToonTown dance. Where everyone will be having him and such. Dates are being brought there. Loads of them."
"Your point is?" said Jenny, raising an eyebrow.
"My point, is that everyone will suffer the greatest thing than death...love!"
"Love? I thought it was me." Cartman said. "But resume."
"The dance will be at the elementry school, the biggest place here! It'll be filled. Soon, everyone will fall under my trap! Which is when all the ladies end up in here. Many of the guys will be heartless and broken! Heck, might even turn into Heartless! And no one will know about it." explained Bart.
"Expect for you four, who are stuck in this smelly room!" Zim says.
"Saturday is in two days. The dance is at 8. You'll know what will happen then." Cartman said.
"Oh no." said Jenny in concern. "Danny..."
"Yeah...and you're all DOOMED! Doomed like the humans you all are!" Zim laughs evilly. Bart looks at Cartman who hits Zim. Ow my squeedily spooch!"
Author's Note: And that so ends this chapt...
Fred Fredburger: Yes!
General Grievous: For the last time, get out of my house! We're not supposed to be in this fanfic anyway!
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Fred: Yes! Um, where are the nachos?