Loudie: Yes it's you! And some of your 98 boyfriends shall show up too. Like Doitsu...he says hi...or however you say hi in German...jajajajaja

shells4twilight17: jajajaja...yeah, once that song gets into your head...you can never get it out..jajaja my friends and I sing it all the time!

Edward'sDarkAngel: Sorry it took so long to update...but here's the next chapter.

Dr God: Uh oh...mini fits lead to seizures, and seizing leads to death sometimes...don't die...you're still gonna come up a couple of times more.

Medicatedblistex: He's definately a good actor...i swear...you tell that man to do something...he does it.

Sorry for not updating, I just haven't really been into Twilight anymore. I got a little bored of it, and got REAL obsessed with Hetalia. I'm still going to try and update this at a steady pace, but please bear with me.

(Seth's House)

No one's POV

Principal Black walked straight into the Clearwater's back yard, and stopped short when he just found four men sitting around a small plastic table listening to Opera while smoking. "Who are these bozos?" he asked himself.

"Leo." Said one man who was looking straight at Principal Black. A tall, burly man who had his back turned to Billy Black stood up and pointed a gun at the Principal.

"Get over here!" yelled Leo.

Principal Black decided to just do as he was told as long as that gun was still being pointed at him.

"What took you so long?" Leo asked.

Principal Black was shocked, he couldn't talk at all. Tyler was right, these relatives of Seth WERE scary. However, as soon as he took a couple of steps he started really freaking out as he saw what appeared to be a person rolled up in a carpet, and no doubt this person was probably dead. "Jesus!" he yelled.

"Yeah that's Philly." Said one of the other relatives.

"Want something to eat?" asked Leo.

"You can't dig a whole on an empty stomach." Someone yelled out as Principal Black was given a shovel. It was then he realized this man in the carpet was dead, and they wanted him to burry this Philly guy.

"Oh I couldn't-" he started to say, but was cut off due to the fact Philly's legs were moving and was accidentally kicked, "Oh, oh, he's not dead." He said laughing as he attempted to give back the shovel.

At that moment everyone got up, pulled out their guns and shot at the carpet multiple times.

"He's dead now." Said Leo.

Principle Black tried his best to get out of the backyard, stuffed Philly and the carpet into the trunk of him car, and sped off, trying his best not to remember there was a dead man in his car. "This never happens to any private school principal," he told himself.

(Edward's House)

EPOV

The music was barring, everyone was dancing, and Emmett was busy trying to get girls. Last I heard he was trying to get with this chick named Hope. She was really pretty, sure, but seeing as how she ran away from him, Emmett probably had said something stupid.

Dominic was just hanging out not really talking to anybody, when Taylor crashed into him by accident causing both drinks to fly everywhere.

"My bad," apologized Taylor, I recognized him, he was Lourds's boyfriend. But it stuck me as odd that she wasn't with him, although she does have about 98 boyfriends. Maybe she was off with Berwald Oxenstierna, or Tino Väinämöinen, or Allen Walker, or Cloud Strife, or Antonio Fernandez, or Byakuya Kuchiki, or Ludwig whatever his last name is, or Aizen pimp sama, etc. etc.

"Damn right your bad," yelled Dominic, "I like to drink beer not wear it!"

I decided to leave before a fight ensued. It's easy to avoid all the drama in a two story house, so I went upstairs not really caring that I'm not enjoying the party. As long as my classmates didn't hate me, tat was good enough. I went into the guest bedroom obviously thinking no one would be in there in the midst of bondage because of they were, they'd close it. However, I was wrong. There was bondage going on, not on a bed, but apparently Charlie brought some of her yaoi movies, or cartoon episode things, and she was watching that. I decided to leave before she noticed I was there…and before she made ME and some other guy make out.

So instead I went to the computer and printed out a crepe recipe. If Bella wanted to make crepes, then so be it. I saw the ingredients I needed, and went to the supermarket. I could trust a class full of seniors alone at my house for a half an hour…right?

(Jamal's Aunt's House)

No one's POV

"I have here a poignant artifact of Jamal's," said the pries as he held up a crushed up cell phone, "His cellular phone, that MIRACULOUSLY survived the IMPACT…of the fall. Now if only Jamal's fragile, cancer ridden body had been as durable." He stopped as he realized the phone he was holding had started to ring. "Hello?" he answered calmly, "No, Jamal has moved on. Thank you for your concern." He finished and hung up.

(Principal Black's Car) No one's POV

"And then they shot the guy," he shouted into his phone, "they had guns!"

"Who did?" asked Laurent.

"Haven't you been listening to a thing I said?"

"Not really."

"Oh my gosh, hold on a sec," he paused as he felt someone tap his shoulder, "I'm sorry it turns out the dead guy's not dea- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" he screamed as realization hit him. His car veered out of control and crashed into a sign.

Rosalie on seeing a car crash ran up to the car.

"Oh my gosh sir are you okay?...Mr. Black?" she asked perplexed.

"Who wants to know?"

"Rosalie Cullen, I graduated last year. You busted my skip day party."

"yeah, yeah, you look good, what have you been up to? This is not my regular car you know, I only use it for school."

"Do you think I give a shit?!" she practically yelled. She hated this man, so why did she have to be nice to him. She slapped him, and walked away.

(Edward's House) No One's POV

"Dude." Said Dominic to Taylor. However, Taylor only responded with a scream, "I'd like to make amends for my behavior earlier. I have anger issues. And I'm now going to make you an offering. Drink," he said as he handed Taylor a plastic cup with 'beer' inside, "Go ahead," Dominic insisted, "It'll make me feel better."

"I- I don't want to."

"Drink up…DRINK!"

Taylor hesitantly drank whatever was in the cup.

"Good! Now I feel better," said Dominic as he walked away.

EmPOV

Here I was playing the music everyone wanted to hear. Then I saw Bella come up to me. "So how did you meet Adam?" she asked me.

"Oh, I met him at a Star Trek convention." I told her in all honesty, "Although he'd probably punch me in the eye for saying that…so for the record, I met him at the gym. He was lifting weights of oh I don't know 5 hundred thousand pounds."

"Yeah, okay," she said not seeming to buy my story of ingeniousness.

"He's stronger than he looks," I insisted.

"Excuse me everybody!" I heard Edward yell, as I saw him standing on a table with grocery bags, "Can I just get your attention for one quick sec guys. Is everybody having a good time?" he asked as everyone responded with a bunch of 'yeah's' except for one guy who yelled out 'you suck' "Okay," responded Edward, "I have an announcement to make. Somebody in our class is a master chef! And that somebody is going to cook you all, the greatest meal known to man. A- And to woman as well, and that someone is none other than Forks High's Bella Swan, give her a hand."

Sure everyone did so, except Bella couldn't handle all the attention and went somewhere else in the house. I don't know where she went, I had to continue the music! A couple of minutes later I saw Bella and Edward talking in the kitchen. I hope everything works out well, I want food.

EPOV

After finally convincing Bella to make crepes, I offered to help in anyway I could. 'Ok this is your chopping station over here," She told me, "And I'm going to need a big mixing bowl and a wooden spoon." Overall, I think we had a good time. And pretty soon everyone wanted one, it was a struggle to get crepes out to people on time.

(Outside) No One's POV

"In here, "said Mike to Jessica as he led her into Jasper's RV to have bondage, "I don't think anyone's looking, no, no. Okay," He finished as both went in at locked the door.

(Edward's House) EPOV

"There chicken in that crepe?" Alice asked Emmett obviously drunk.

"Alice it's not the big of a deal," he told her.
"Oh, it is a big deal. Have you ever nestled the cheek of a chicken and its soft, soft feathers? They are adorable creatures."

"Tell me something, did a chicken ever find the cure to polio? Has a chicken ever represented you in court? When was the last time a chicken sang a song so sweet, it made you cry? Tell me, name one. No? That's cuz they're fucking chickens! You know what I think your problem is? That secretly…you're craving it."

"Despicable!" she yelled and walked away.

Emmett just stood there with a smug look on his face knowing he had just won that little argument.

(Mike's house) No One's POV

Principal Black knocked on the front door to the Newton residence obviously worn out.

"May I help you?" said a man in a leotard in this gay-ish voice.

"Is Mike Newton here?" asked Principal Black.

"Who are you?"

"Billy Black, Principal of Forks High School. Now is Mike Newton here?"

"Um, noooo, he's at school."

"Umm, no, he's like, not cuz like, I'm here!" yelled Principal Black trying to mock this guys tone of voice, "Now look, I don't want to interrupt you whatever it is your doing," he said returning to his regular tone of voice.

"I'm stretching, I'm a dancer," the man replied while commencing his stretching techniques in front of Billy.

"Of course you are."

"Um do I detect a hint of sarcasm?"

"…no, sarcasm would be if you said you were a dancer and I said 'Gee! You don't LOOK IT!'"

"Oh?"

"Alright, forget it, forget I said that. I didn't intend to get angry, because I know you people are sensitive and-"

"Oh wa- wa- wa- wa- wait. What people? What people?"

"You. You Christ, look at you!"

"You better get off my porch, before I'm not able to control myself."

"Buddy, you're already not able to control yourself."

"Oh, it's show time!" He said as he started dancing and attacking Principal Black, and skipping and prancing as he would kick and step on him. Until Principal Black picked up the Newton mailbox and whacked his man on the back of the head.

Okay, currently the 20th reviewer this is cancelled…from now on, my top reviewers will get in. Thank you for bearing with me after not updating for a while, I will try and make my updates a little more frequent. Thanks. And Congrats to Edward'sDarkAngel who was chosen to be in this chapter (Hope) for just plain being awesome! Don't worry, Hope will come out more in the story...just introducing her a bit first...