This one is a bit weird but I hope you like it anyway! Enjoy. Please R&R!

J is for Jealousy

Lettuce tried to ignore Ichigo and Ryou's pleas for forgiveness but it was hard with them constantly flirting their relationship with passionate kisses and teasing remarks. However, she couldn't bear to see the sadness on her friends' faces when she turned her back on them and although it had been their wrongdoing she felt guilty. Her heart was to kind for hatred and she began to forgive them (if only faking it at first). Lettuce began to hang out with Masaya, who had confronted Ichigo and come away broken-hearted. It was on one of these regular meetings that the strange and almost frightening drama began to unfold.

"Lettuce," Masaya was staring intensely at the porpoise mew and she blushed automatically. "I-I think I love you!" Lettuce stared into his eyes, judging whether he was being serious before she slipped her arms gently around him and whispered in his ear.

"I think I love you too." Masaya pressed his lips against hers and slowly licked her lips. She melted into the kiss and when they pulled apart they were both breathless. Masaya smiled and raised his hand to her cheek, gently caressing her soft skin. She blushed and turned away, embarrassed. That was when she saw Ichigo and Ryou staring dumbfounded at the unlikely pair.

"Masaya! How could you?" screamed Ichigo. Ryou and Masaya both looked at her incredulously.

"What?" they asked in unison. Ichigo blushed and Lettuce was blushing as well.

"Lettuce," snarled Ryou glancing anxiously at Ichigo who had now turned a bright tomato red. "Can we talk?" As Ryou and Lettuce walked down a narrow alley way they could hear Ichigo and Masaya arguing in the background.

"Lettuce," Ryou was looking down at his shoes, Lettuce wondered how many times her name would be called today. "I love you." As Lettuce reeled from shock the humorous side of her brain wondered how many people would say that today as well. She was about to tell him how he had broken her heart and that she fancied Masaya when Ryou kissed her roughly. His tongue ran along her lip and she pressed them tight together and pushed him away.

"What the hell are you doing?!" it was Ichigo. Everything was chaos with everyone screaming at everyone else. Lettuce ran but she bumped into yet another person.

"Kitty cat," shouted someone, not the person that was holding her arms.

"Lettuce," Lettuce sighed as Pai whispered in her name for the billionth time that it had been spoken that day. "I love you!" Lettuce wondered how much shock her poor heart could take but she hugged Pai anyway. She glanced up to see Ichigo embracing Kish and the two human boys standing with bewildered expressions on their faces.

"We're going with the aliens," they said in unison before they were transported away.

Ryou and Masaya stood in silence for a few moments before Ryou spoke.

"Now that the girls are gone I just want to say that I am NOT turning gay," he said risking a glance at Masaya.

"Damn!" snarled Masaya, Ryou backed away. "No wait Ryou, I love you!" Ryou started running and running and running.