AN: I like this chapter. It's the longest for this story... i think.

sarah raced for he doors to the main lobby. "Sarah freeze!", i shouted. She frowned, and turned to me. "Bella!", she whined. I smiled, "Fine, go ambush your brother." A small pale faced man walked through the door. He had bronze hair like Edward's, but he pulled it back slick, almost like Eric's hair. "Hello, and welcome to the DOA Hotel, i greeted, how may i help you?", i finished tiredly. I was too used to this.

The pale faced man laughed, as if he was in on some joke, and i was the only one who hadn't been filled in. He quickly walked past me, and swept Sarah into his arms. "Sarah Duvall, i've missed you so younger sister!", he exclaimed. I smiled. Maybe now Sarah would be a little less mopey like she always was in the afternoon. Sarah hugged him back, but then released him. " Duncan, i want you to meet my friends. Bella & edward Cullen, Angela, and Clyde", she finished as she gestured at Clyde.

Edward & i shook his hand. " It's nice to you", Duncan said politely. " The pleasure is ours", i said for both Edward and i. Angela did the same. " So are we done with the introduction, does everybody realize they're dead?", i asked quickly and kindly. Everyone nodded, Duncan quickly said that Clyde had explained the situation to him. I smiled, and turned towards Clyde as my smile fell completely. I grabbed Clyde by the collar. " I paid three hundred dollars, and there were copies!", i yelled at him. clyde looked like a deer caught in the headlights. I stared him down. "I love you like a brother clyde, so i'll let you off this time", i said sweetly.

When i released him, Clyde immediately began to apologize. He was pleading with me to forgive him. " Besides, he added, there's only one copy, and Sarah has it.", he said accusingly. I suddenly remembered something. I smiled. " I forgive you Clyde", i said. I smiled mischievously, " I mean we're even anyway, remember that video from Sarah's birthday party in the lobby?", i asked innocently.

He squared his eyes at me. " You wouldn't", he said seriously. " I don't know, maybe i would", i threatened.

" Okay, I'm going to be Bella today", Sarah said sidestepping her brother, and positioning herself in between clyde & I. "How about we explain both incidents to our friends, and watch the videos, that way everybody's equal?" I shrugged. that made sense to me, i'd already wasted three hundred dollars to get rid of one, might as well just get over it. " Fine", i breathed. sarah patted my head. "Good girl." She looked to clyde, and he nodded and flashed me his sincere apology smile. I smiled back, and hugged him. " I'm sorry Bells." " I forgive you, really", i said to Clyde.

"We'll watch the tapes now then", Sarah urged. " Sure", i mumbled. " But before we do, Duncan if you don't mind answering, how exactly did you die?", i asked. Duncan cracked a smile at me. And looked at his sister, he had on the little boy who'd just admitted to eating the last cookie face on. " I don't mind answering, and it's ironic actually, i used to do this when i was little, and Sarah used to say it was dangerous, he chuckled, and now i guess i believe her."

I nudged him playfully, letting him know to continue. I got up and walked over to Edward, and sat down in his lap. "you're going next", i said to my husband. "You never did tell me how you got here", i said softly. He nodded, and pecked my cheek. I nodded to Duncan to go on. " Well, he said slowly, i died in a motor bike accident", he finished. Sarah smiled. " This is my last task today while i pretend to be Bella she said loudly, "I told you so!", she declared triumphantly.

"That is not how i act ", i said. " You're right", Sarah said grinning mischievously. " We can just watch the tape, so then we can really see how you act ", she said, cackling like a mad man. She ran over to the VCR, and slipped he tape in. My god, I'm going to die all over again from embarrassment, i thought.

I grimaced as the video began.

( italics= flashback)

We were in the lobby. sarah and Clyde were arguing. They were throwing back hand signals at each other. I walked into the room. I settle the argument. They both march off because they were wrong. I hear several curses as Sarah walks away. "Who the h-" she is cut off as the elevator doors close. The video is pitch black for about five minutes. Then, i reappear on the screen. I am wearing pajamas. I look around to make sure no one is watching, as i turn on the radio, and begin to dance around in triumph. I throw victory pumps in the air, unbeknownst that Clyde is around the corner with a camera in hand. Finally, the video ends.

I laid back against Edward, my head slumped down in embarrassment. Clyde chuckles, " I'm glad you made a copy", he says to Sarah, who smiles at him. '" I'm glad i made a copy of my birthday video too", Sarah said happily, grinning innocently at scowled. " Lets just get this over with", he mumbled. Edward simply smiles at me. " It wasn't that bad love", Edward said. I kissed him. " I know", i whispered, but this video's even better", i finished smugly.

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