A/N: I said I'd update sooner, didn't I? I said I'd update on the 6th of September didn't I? And its now, the Ur…27th of October isn't it? I'm in trouble. It's only twenty one days late!
Anyway, I worked hard on this chapter so PLEASE review, I beg of you, oh merciful readers!
Please?
The clouds rolled over the hills, the grey of the sky meeting the pure green of the grass. The view from Harry Potter's and Ron Weasely's new 'home' was beautiful. Harry had been living there for almost a month now, and he still couldn't get over the view. The best part was that there were no Squirrels or Racoons. You see, Harry Potter had gone absolutely insane. After defeating Voldemort, he had battled with evil pillows and man eating plants called Derek, and along with Ron, he was attacked by a Racoon, and a Squirrel.
Ginny and Hermione had sent the two men to live in the countryside for a while, to 'calm down'. They regularly visited, to make sure they hadn't been 'attacked' again.
One day, after Ginny and Hermione had left, Harry and Ron started to talk.
"Do you think they will ever come back?" asked Ron.
"Yes, they said they wouldn't didn't they?" said Harry. Ron raised an eyebrow.
"Not them. The racoon and the squirrel!" shouted Ron, in outrage that his friend had forgotten about the dreadful attack.
"Oh. I don't think they'll be back, they were cowards." said Harry.
"Now that you put it like that, I guess I agree." decided Ron. Silence followed the short conversation, until a huge BANG erupted from upstairs. Both Harry and Ron climbed up the stairs to investigate the noise. What they saw standing waiting for them was both terrifying and evil, it was…
A PILLLOW! Harry's mouth fell open in shock and outrage. Ron's eyes widened then narrowed.
"Evil Lord Pillow you strike again!" shouted Harry, fumbling for his wand. Damn, I left it in my shoe! Thought Harry. Ron was too fumbling for his wand.
"Uh-oh, I put it in my pocket yesterday and Hermione took it home to wash!" cried Ron out loud.
"We'll fight him by hand!" growled Harry. And then FeatherTail jumped out from behind the door and wrestled Ron to the ground.
"Get of me you pillow!" said Ron, but his voice was muffled my FeatherTail's feathers. Evil Lord Pillow jumped onto Harry and held him to the ground.
Is this the end of Harry James Potter and Ronald – Weasley? Find out next time on What Boredom Does…
DUN DUN DUH DUN!!!!