Hey everyone, I'm back again for more adventures of the Eds, who are now with the company of Lilo and Stitch. Also, to answer many of the questions that my fellow reviewers made:

Ed cursing: The word Ed said was «bastard», but I know I once saw an episode where Ed said "little bastard", so I suppose that it's not out of character.

The constant use of the "D" word: It's a minor curse, and most people say it normally. But if you feel offended, or don't like its use, I'll use it rarely.

The use of the Twin Towers: The Eds' ship almost crashing against the Twin Towers was a spoof of the 9/11, as an insult to whoever had the retarded idea of crashing it against the Towers. In this story, the incident of 9/11 never happened.

I have a high respect for the people and heroes who died there, so therefore, let's read on.

Disclaimer: I don't own any cartoon, anime or video game character used in this story.

The story continues as the ship is flying normally, and on the inside are the Eds, and their new friends Lilo and Stitch. They were now seeing the Statue of Liberty from the windows of the ship.

"Great, we're in New York! I heard this was where Jake Long lived!" said Lilo, while Stitch nodded. "You remember him, right Stitch?"

"Yeah, me remembers Jake very well!" said Stitch.

Suddenly, the ship started shaking violently.

"What's happening, Double D?" Eddy asked, as Double D was checking the controls.

"The controls aren't answering! I think we'll crash sooner enough!" Double D answered.

The ship then started heading towards the ground, until it finally struck the ground. Everyone then came from the ship, very dizzy.

"Don't be alarmed, please remain calm! Is anyone hurt?" asked Double D, but it seemed that no one was hurt.

After a few more minutes, they were now in the streets. It was 11:30 pm, and everyone was starving.

"Hum guys, I'm hungry! I should've asked that yellow thing to make me a gravy sandwich before we blasted off!" said Ed.

"You mean 625?" asked Lilo.

"Nope, I meant my mom!" said Ed, stupidly.

"But that doesn't make any sense!" said Lilo, but Eddy tapped her in the shoulder.

"Don't try to understand, or you'll have more than one headache!" Eddy said, as they kept on walking in the streets.

Suddenly, they heard voices coming from a dark ally. They then saw a strange creature talking to an old man in a dark robe. The creature was just like a normal person only that its skin was blue, and he had pointy ears.

"My Master, I've finally found a victim for your plan! The victim is a dragon, a young dragon with a blood so pure that could melt the entire world!" said the blue creature to its Master.

"And what is the name of our dragon?" asked the old man.

"I think some people call him… Jake Long!" said the blue creature, as the old man raised an eyebrow.

"Very well, you gave me the information I needed! Unfortunately, I cannot give you what you wished!" said the old man, as the creature raised an eyebrow. "But I can give you what many suffering creatures like you wished, but never had the chance to get!"

"Oh great, and what is it?" asked the creature, as the old man smirked while his hand in the air.

"DEATH!!!" yelled the old man, as the creature burned to dust, leaving only its skeleton.

The Eds, Lilo and Stitch were terrified by what they had seen. That old man had killed that creature, in what seemed a matter of seconds. That's when Lilo remembered something.

"Oh my God, that horrible man is after Jake! C'mon guys, we gotta save him!" said Lilo, as Stitch nodded, but the Eds seemed to disagree with that.

"Hum Lilo, I don't think that's wise to do! I mean, look at what's left of the creature! Only dust and bones!" said Double D, with fear in his eyes.

"Well yeah, but we can't let that happen to Jake!" said Lilo.

"Besides little girl, we don't even know this Jake guy, so why should we help him?" asked Eddy.

"Because if he was in your place, he would help you guys! Now, if you don't want to help me, then I'm going with Stitch only!" said Lilo, as she started walking away.

The three Eds then stood there, thinking of what to do.

"Well, we did promise Nani that we would take good care of Lilo!" said Double D.

"YOU PROMISED sockhead!" said Eddy, as Double D then got an annoyed face.

"Very well Eddy, thank you for nothing!" said Double D, as he walked away. "WAIT LILO, WAIT A MINUTE!"

Ed then decided to follow Lilo, Double D and Stitch, when Eddy stopped him.

"And where do you think you're going, lumpy?" asked Eddy, trying to stop Ed.

"Following our friends, Eddy!" said Ed, as he easily pushed Eddy aside.

Eddy then fumed in anger, as after ten seconds of thinking, he also decided to follow them.

"AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO CAN THINK RIGHT?" asked Eddy, angrily, as he followed them.

After walking for a while, they spotted Jake talking to two of his friends. From what they heard, their names were Trixie and Spud.

"Hey Jake, guess who's back?" yelled Lilo, as Jake turned to Lilo, and opened his wide.

"Hum, Lilo? What the heck are you doing here, and how did you got here?" asked Jake, sceptically.

"I'll explain that later, right now you are in…" Lilo couldn't finish her sentence because from behind Jake was the old man.

"Too late Lilo, just too late!" said Eddy.

"Well, if you had came with me in the first place, instead of arguing…" said Lilo, as Double D nodded.

"She's right, you know!" said Double D.

"Foolish mortals, there is no one on this world that can stop me!" said the old man.

"And what's your name, grandpa?" asked Spud, mocking with him.

"My name is Professor Felix, also known as the Blind Darkness!" said Professor Felix. "Because I'm really blind, but because of that I have more powerful senses, and developed a hundred of them, too!"

"Oh man, why do the bad guys always get the cooler names and cooler moves?" Trixie replied, as she and the rest of them, except for Stitch and Jake, tried to get away from Professor Felix.

"Well, I'm not afraid of you, Professor Freak! I'm going to teach you a butt-kicking lesson! Dragon, NOW!" Jake yelled, as he turned into a dragon.

Stitch and Jake then tried to punch Professor Felix at the same time, but they're attacks were reflected by something, and they thrown back. Professor Felix then laughed.

"You idiots, you just fell victims of my 10th sense! As long as I can feel your presences, an invisible shield created by my mind shall protect me from any attacks you send!" said Professor Felix, as he kept on laughing evilly.

"Aw man, this is not good!" said Jake, as he got up, along with Stitch and prepared to strike Professor Felix once again.

After ten minutes of failed attacks, Jake and Sitch were too tired to even move.

"Oh for the Dark Lord's sake, I'm going to end this!" said Professor Felix, as from his back appeared tentacles, which grabbed Jake and Stitch.

"STITCH, JAKE!" screamed Lilo, as Jake and Stitch were getting their living life squeezed out of them. "We gotta do something, or they'll die!"

"Hey sockhead, this is the time where you should have one of those crazy ideas!" said Eddy, as Double D pondered on an idea to save them.

Suddenly, he got a brilliant idea.

"Guys, stay calm and don't move! His hundred senses are all based on movement, because that's the only way he can sense a person's presence!" said Double D, as he and everyone else, including Jake and Stitch stopped moving.

Professor Felix then stopped, as he dropped Jake and Stitch down, and his tentacles disappeared.

"What a smart mortal, you found my weakness! But that doesn't mean I can't destroy you idiots!" said Professor Felix, as he started mutating.

Everyone stared shocked at what was happening. His body was now growing extra arms, his teeth were getting sharper, his hair was growing, his eyes turned into a dark deep and his legs started bending. Suddenly, from his back came at least twenty tentacles and bug-like wings. He was also much taller.

"Ok, this is weirder than watching Spud dance!" said Trixie.

"HEY… oh wait, you're right!" said Spud, stupidly, almost matching Ed's stupidity.

"COOL, NOW I'VE FOUND EVIL TIM'S FAVORITE PET, ALL JUST IN ONE NIGHT!" yelled Ed, as the Eds roll their eyes.

Then, Professor Felix revealed his mutant-self. He was now a giant insect-like monster, and was pointing towards our heroes.

"That's right, you foolish mortals! This is my 100th sense, one called Genetic Mutation!" Professor Felix replied.

"Well Professor Freak, we've got some butt-kicking lessons to finish, and… OUCH!" said Jake, as Professor Felix had quickly bitten him in the arm, taking some of his blood out. "WHAT DID YOU JUST DO?"

"I took out some of your blood, the blood of a young dragon! Just one of the four things I need to lock Christmas away!" said Professor Felix, as he disappeared from view.

Everyone stood there, shocked. After all, Professor Felix was trying to lock away Christmas. And there they were, in the streets, at 01:30 am of December 24.

After a few minutes, everyone went to their homes, except for Jake. The Eds had already received their quarter by singing in Trixie's and Spud's homes.

"Look guys, I gotta go with you! I already called my mom, and she knows it's important! I'll use Fu's Enchanted Mobile-Phone to stay in touch with him and Grandpa!" said Jake, as the others nodded.

Suddenly voices were heard from behind them. Trixie and Spud were now walking towards the Eds' ship.

"Hum guys, what are you doing here?" asked Jake, but he had an inch that he already knew the answer.

"Well, we're your friends Jake, so we'd never let you fight some evil villain without us!" said Trixie, as Spud nodded.

The others looked at Jake, who just shrugged.

"There's no way they'll go back now, so I guess they can come with us!" said Jake, but Double D was worried about something else.

"Hum guys, I don't want to alarm you, but our ship may not have enough power to handle our combined weight!" said Double D.

"Oh don't worry, Double D! I have a feeling she can carry this much, and many more!" said Eddy, as everyone was entering in the ship.

"Hum Eddy, that doesn't make any sense!" said Double D.

"Really, sockhead?" Eddy replied, as their ship blasted off into the sky, until it couldn't be seen.

To Be Continued

Ok, I know it was a little hurried, but Christmas is coming, and besides I know it wasn't that bad. Ok then, review away.