This chapter goes out to bleachrules1314...she taught me a new perspective on life...I thank her!
Ichigo and Hichigo: She gets hugged!
Author: Hey everyone! Third chapter! Yay!
Audience: Yay!
Author: And just for you to know…Vincent Valentine is a guy from Final Fantasy VII and Final Fantasy VII: Dirge of Cerberus….he's one of my favorite characters..so..yeah..
Vincent: Does this mean I have to leave?
Author: Yes…I'm sorry
Vincent: (sniff) That's okay….
Author: ….anywho! For a special person who left another review asking for a new character…(looks at bleachrules1314)…. I'm gonna add Hollow Ichigo…
(Hichigo)
Author: They know his other name!
(sorry)
Audience: When's the story gonna start?
Author: Now!
(At the cha-)
Author: Wait! He needs a name!
(….fine)
Author: His name shall be…Sunny Muffins!
Audience: (cricket chatter)
Hichigo: …Sunny Muffins?
(Now at chatroom)
Strawberrysmoothie has logged in
Strawberrysmoothe: Okay…who has the button?
Author: Sunny Muffins…
Nextpicasso and PaNcAkEz has logged in
PaNcAkEz: Sunny Muffins?
Hichigo: She means me…
Author: His name is Sunny Muffins!
Hichigo: No…it isn't
Author: (whips him) Sunny Muffins!
Hichigo: Okay! Its Sunny Muffins! (looks at Grimmjow sitting next to him) What's your name?
Grimmjow: Honeyflake…apparently.
Strawberrysmoothie: (stares blankely) What are you doing here?
Hichigo: I got brought in by a fan girl..
Audience: Yay!
Nextpicasso: A fan girl?
Hichigo: Yes….she wanted me in the story…so the author added me…
Author: That's right Sunny Muffins!
PaNcAkEz: Where's Kon?
Strawberrysmoothie: I don't know…..
Nextpicasso: Who has the button?
Hichigo: ….I have a button…
PaNcAkEz: Don't press it!
Hichigo: (looks at button) but its shiny!
Strawberrysmoothie: If you press it…I will never fight you again!
Hichigo: But…but….
Author: Sunny Muffins wants to press the button, so he can press it!
Strawberrysmoothie: No…he can't
PaNcAkEz:….are you sure you want to say that?
Author: Oh yeah? Oh yeah? Well I can! (grabs button and presses it)
Everyone: NOOO!!!!!
(Transported to a normal place where Ichigo was walking)
Narrator: Ichigo was tired of walking and the nights being too short.
Ichigo: Im tired
Narrator: So he took out his magical jaw bone and lassoed the moon.
(Ichigo passing by Orihime and Ulquiorra)
Orihime: (holding an "I love Ulquiorra" shirt) What did you do to my shirt?
Ulquiorra: Nothing!
(Ichigo runs into Orihime)
(Orhime stands up…and is naked while Ichigo is in her clothes with his sword out!)
Orihime: Ha ha! (grabs his sword)
Ichigo: (grabs up)
Orihime: (grabs up)
Ichigo: (grabs up)
Orihime: (touches the tip)
Ichigo: Heh heh! (runs and grabs Ulquiorra and rides away on the moon)
(In another place)
Harry: (chasing the golden snitch) You fcking snitch!
(Ichigo and Ulquiorra runs into him, knocking him off his broom)
Harry: (falling) AHHH!!!!
(Sirius Black catches him)
Harry: (looks up) You can't be fcking serious…
Sirius: Someone's gotta put a bounty on his head….
(Hichigo shows up in Jin's outfit from Samurai Champloo)
Hichigo: Bounty huh?
(Ichigo laying on the moon and Ulquiorra spinning on a star)
Hichigo: I've come to take you down.
Ichigo: (looks at him) Hey, I know you! (takes out a picture from a magazine)
(It shows Hichigo with no clothes on in a sexypose with "Ukelicious" written next to him)
Hichigo: (slashes poster in half) I needed the moneyz…
Ichigo: (pulls him close) Oh sexy librarian…don't you know I'm loaded?
Narrator: In the patterns of the craters of the moon…the Europeans see a man… the Japanese see a rabbit….and crazed fan girls see Ichigo and Hichigo doing something really naughty…..
(Author presses button)
(Everyone is back to their place)
Strawberrysmoothie:….I feel soo wrong….
Hichigo: Really? I feel great!
Strawberrysmoothie: How was I uke?
Hichigo: IDK my BFF Jill?
Nextpicasso: ……I'm leaving now…..
Nextpicasso has logged off
PaNcAkEz: (looks at Hichigo) Care for seconds?
Hichigo:………not in your wildest dreams noodle man….
PaNcAkEz:….(sniff)…fine
PaNcAkEz has logged off…..
Author: I saw something that taught me a new perspective on life….
Strawberrysmoothie: (cradled in Hichigo's arms) Yes?
Author: The moons pretty!
LOL!!!!! HAHAHA!!! My friend ByaRukifan showed me this one video...I changed the characters to Bleach characters though...anyway...Rate and Review...If you do...I might write a special Ichigo and Hichigo chapter...
Ichigo and Hichigo: Rate and Review and get hugged!
UKELICIOUS!!!!