HUGS TO BLEACHRULES1314 AND BYARUKIFAN FOR REVIEWING...WHY AM I YELLING? FHDAFDAJFDLKSJL there we go!
Author: Chapter 4! Yay!
Audience: Yay!
Author: (dances) I'm so happy! I can't believe I made it to chapter four in a new season! Even though there's not that many reviews…(sniff) so…yeah.
Audience: Aww….
Author:…..anyway! Lets begin the show!
(Now in the cha-)
(Wait…no interruptions?)
Author: No…I'm not hyper right now…
(Oh…Okay)
(Now in the chat-room)
Strawberrysmoothie and PaNcAkEz has logged in
Strawberrysmoothie: Wait….I really have the button this chapter?
Author: Yep…
PaNcAkEz: Wow….be smart Ichigo…don't press the button!
Nextpicasso and TeddyXLove has logged in
Nextpicasso: Guys? Guess what? You'd never guess what Kon was doing last chapter!
TeddyXLove: Shut up! Don't tell anyone…
Nextpicasso: Okay….Hey Author?
Author: Yes?
RAWR has logged in
RAWR: KON WAS FLIRTING ON A DATE WITH LUPPI! WHY IS THE CAPS ON? HOW DO YOU TURN IT OFF?
Strawberrysmoothie: You press the button….
RAWR: OKAY! FDAJFKLDJASFOEINVIOEJAKLFDJAKLF there we go!
Author: Wait…what did you say?
TeddyXLove: He said nothing!
PaNcAkEz: You were on a date with Luppi? It's an it!
TeddyXLove: …I hate you! I wish I was never created!
TeddyXLove has logged off
Strawberrysmoothie: Now…where were we? Oh yes…I was gonna press the button!
Everyone: Gasp!
Nextpicasso: No! Don't touch that button!
PaNcAkEz: You don't know of the horror! Remember last chapter? You and Hichigo?
Strawberrysmoothie: ……(thinks)….That was fun…..
Author: Whee! (runs around) Press the button!
PaNcAkEz: Don't listen to her! Don't touch the bu-
(Strawberrysmoothie presses the button)
Everyone: NOO!!!!
Author: BACON!!!
(Baconman?)
Baconman: I am the baconman! Filling the children all I can! When you get hungry, just pop me in your tummy, with all my fatty fat goodness!
Author: NOOOOO!
(Everyone transported to…)
Narrator: Real Shinigami…
Author: Yay!
Narrator: Real Shinigami are stealthy…
Byakuya: (eating pancakes)
Narrator: Intelligent…
Hitsugaya: Yodelaiiihoo!!!
Aizen: (burps)
Narrator: Inflatable…
Rukia: I always told you the pancakes would do this!
Byakuya: (humongous and is flying) Oops…
Narrator: Real Shinigami think they're hot…
Renji: Im too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt. So sexy it hurts.
Narrator: Real Shinigami have theme songs…
Girls: Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum….BUM! Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum.
Yamamoto: (stands up)
Girls: Mr. Sand man…
Yamamoto: Yes?
Girls: Bring me a dream. Bum bum bum bum. Make him the cutest that I've ever seen! Bum bum bum bum. Give him to lips like roses and clovers! Bum bum bum bum. Then tell him that his lonesome nights are over!
(other side of Soul Society)
Nemu and Uryuu: (singing to Mayuri) Co- co- co- cold hearted, ahh ahh. Co- co- co- cold hearted, snnnaaakkkeee. He's a cold hearted snake! Look into his eyes! Uh oh…he's been telling lies!
Narrator: Real Shinigami are smooth…
Ulquiorra: (singing to Orihime) Babe…I know you think…I need you to feel like you can trust again…no more lies…
Orihime: (blushes)
Ulquiorra: One more chance…to prove that I…
Orihime: (smiles)
Ulquiorra: I love you, you love me! We're a happy family! With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you! Won't you say you love me to?
Orihime: (slaps him)
Narrator: Real Shinigami go commando in public…
(In the middle of a captains meeting)
Kisuke: (busts through door) I'm not wearing under wear today!
Soi Fon: (shakes head)
Kisuke: No I'm not wearing underwear today!
Tousen: (glad he's blind)
Yoruichi: Not that he really cares much about his underwear…but he feels proud to say!
Both: That I'm not wearing underwear today!!
Yamamoto: That's why Kisuke's not captain anymore children…
Narrator: Real Shinigami create AMV's…
Rukia: (watching the TV)
Orihime: (walks through the door) Dude, whats up?
Rukia: Dude, I'm making an animated music video.
Orihime: Sweet
Rukia: Sweet
Orihime: Sweet!
Rukia: Sweet!
Byakuya: (pops out of nowhere and starts doing the Chubaca noise)
Orihime: Dude, whats with him?
Rukia: Dude, episode 3
Byakuya: (Angry) GRAAAAWWWRRR!!!
Narrator: Real Shinigami are happy…
Ichigo: Im really special cause there's only one of me! Look at my smile I'm soo damn happy that people are jealous of me! When I'm sad and lonely, I like to sing this song. It cheers me up and shows me that I won't be sad for long. Oh oh oh oh! I'm soo happy I can barely breath. Puppy dogs, sugared frogs, kittens, baby's teeth. Watch out all you mothers I'm happy its hardcore. Happy as a coupon for a twenty dollar whore. (laughs). I'm really happy I'm sugar coated me…happy good anger bad that's my philosophy…(stops)
Ichigo: I can't do this man I'm not happy!
(just try your best)
Ichigo: (takes breath) IM REALLY SPECIAL CAUSE THERE'S ONLY ONE OF ME! LOOK AT MY SMILE I'M SOO DAMN HAPPY THAT PEOPLE ARE JEALOUS OF ME! THIS IS MY LEFT HANDLE, AND THIS IS MY SPOUT, BUT IF YOU TIP ME OVER MY MOMMA'S GONNA KNOCK YOU OUT! IM SPECIAL…IM HAPPY…IM GONNA HEAVE. WELCOME TO MY HAPPY WORLD NOW GET YOUR SHIT AND LEAVE! IM HAPPY…IM GOOD…IM…IM OUTTA HERE….
(pushes button)
Strawberrysmoothie: That was weird…
Author: Heh…yet funny…
PaNcAkEz: I'm leaving…
Nextpicasso: Me too…
PaNcAkEz and Nextpicasso has logged off.
RAWR: Im too sexy for my shi-
Strawberrysmoothie: Stop…stop now…
RAWR: Fine…
RAWR has logged off.
Author: Yay!
Strawberrysmoothie: No more singing….
Hichigo: Hi!
Strawberrysmoothie: (grabs Hichigo) bye!
Strawberrysmoothie has logged off…
Author: The ending!!! The ending!!!
(no yoshi song…)
Author: Aww…but I want a monkey….
Vincent: You know what you're problem is? Im too good looking…
I love yoshi! Its a pimp game...
Real Shinigami is a dub of Real Ninjas found on youtube...I added the happy song though...anyway...review and get hugged by Kisuke! (who has undwear on)
Kisuke: Hug?