Author: Chapter 5! Woot!
Audience: (dances)
Author: I wonder…who is baconman?
Baconman: I am the baconman! Filling your children all I can! When you get real hungry, pop me in your tummy with all my fatty fat goodness!
Audience: Gasp!
Author: What?
Audience: You never say baconman…
Baconman: I am the baconman! Filling your children all I can! When you get real hungry, pop me in your tummy with all my fatty fat goodness!
Author: That's because that's not the real author!
Audience: Gasp!
Author: That's a panda!
Panda: (rips of disguise and becomes a panda) Blast! You found me again! I shall reveal what is behind your mask!
Author: You want to know what is behind my mask? It is another mask!
Panda: Kyuu! (flies away)
Author: God…that's the second time a panda tried to take over my job…I need to do a better job at this….
(Now at cha-)
Author: Oh the agony!
(No-)
Author: Why!
(Will you stop?)
Author: My ice cream melted…
(What ever. Can I do my job?)
Author: Fine…be that way!
(Now at chat-room)
PaNcAkEz has logged on
Nextpicasso has logged on
Everyone has logged on
Author: Except Vincent…
Vincent: Aww….
Everyone has logged on except for Vincent.
Strawberrysmoothie: ……
Author: What's with him?
Nextpicasso: We're messing around with him about Hichigo…
PaNcAkEz: And its fun!
Strawberrysmoothie: Oh yeah! I call forth evil stalker ByaRukifan!
PaNcAkEz: NOO!!!
ByaRukifan: MWAHAHAHA!!! (chases Byakuya)
Nextpicasso: Who was that?
TeddyXLove: The authors best friend and Byakuya lover….
Nextpicasso: Oh…
TeddyXLove: Ha! I actually have the button!
Strawberrysmoothie: You do?
TeddyXLove: Yep! (presses it)
Everyone: NOOOOO!!!!
Panda: Kyuu!
(Transported to…randomness!)
Ichigo: So I was all like…Uh uh! You don't go there! And she was all like, Oh, I went there…you know?
Uryuu:……..(backs away slowly)…Im gonna go-
Rukia: Karen…there has to be something you're good at!
Orihime: Well…I can stick my fist in my mouth…wanna see?
Rukia: No…no…something different.
Orihime: (thinks) I'm psychic. It's like I have a fifth sense. My boobs can tell when its raining…
Rukia:………………………no, I'm fi-
Yamamoto: People don't know me! They call me spitfire-
Ichigo: Waka Laka's a thing to play forever! Just to be together!
Hichigo: Just to be together!
Ichigo: Waka Laka's a place to be forever! Waka laka love and fantasy!
(dancing)
Ichigo: See Waka Laka when you need a flight of fantasy
Hichigo: Fantasy
Ichigo: Ecstasy
Hichigo: Esctasy
Ichigo: Rhapsod-
Luppi: Oh…I got a song!
Everyone: (stops)
Author: No..this is AMV…..for anime….not things…
Luppi: But its good!
Ichigo: Fine…fine…
Luppi: (takes breath) If all the raindrops were lemon drops and gum drops! Oh what a rain that would be! Standing outside with my mouth open wide! Ah ah a-
Grimmjow: (sticks hand through chest)
Everyone: Mmm whatcha say…that you only meant well…..
Grimmjow: Can I sing?
Rukia: Sure.
Grimmjow: Joy to the world! Luppi is dead! My hand went through its chest!
Author: Wow…brutal
Grimmjow: That freaky thing had to go…female or male no one knows….
Ulquiorra: Grimmjow I baked you a pie!
Grimmjow: You baked me a pie? Yay! Merry Christmas everyone!
Gin: I have one!
Kon: Yeah…so do I…..Its for Ichigo…..
Ichigo: (sighs) Sing it….
Kon:……YOU! I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR! I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR! I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR, GAY BAR, GAY BAR!
Ichigo: (backs away slowly and is stopped by Renji)
Renji: LETS START A WAR….START A NUCLEAR WAR…..
Kon and Renji: AT THE GAY BAR, GAY BAR, GAY BAR!
Aizen: Wait….lets stop a minute….
Everyone: (stops)
Aizen: This has gone on long enough….I now take over this story in the name of pimpin!
Everyone: Gasp!
If you are ByaRukifan...you know what next chapter is about...if not...then find out!
And I told you it was random...But no...don't believe the crazy one... review and get hugged by Renji!
Renji: Hug?