This is a really short chapter...

I hope you enjoy it!


Pandas: King…(bows down)

Byakuya: (covered in fruit) This is so weird.

Pandas: Fire… (puts wood down)

Byakuya: wait…what?

Small Panda: (clears throat) In our tradition…we find the one with the noodle and eat him

Byakuya: oh…okay…WHAT?!?!?

Pandas: Eat! (puts Byakuya in a cauldron over the fire)

Byakuya: NOOO!!

(In another room)

Ichigo: When can we leave?

Author: Well, we'd need Byakuya to leave.

Renji: He's gone now…

Ichigo: No…he's not

Hitsugaya: I can help!

Ichigo: No. You stay here.

Hitsugaya: But I know their weakness!

Ichigo: What?

Hitsugaya: This is what we do…

(In another room)

Pandas: Noodle…

Byakuya: This water's making my skin wrinkly…

Small Panda: Just to let you know…we plan to eat you once "The One" gets here…

Byakuya: So why eat me?

Small Panda: cause noodles taste good!

(Door busts open)

Hitsugaya: (In a Sailor Moon outfit) Fighting evil by moonlight!

Renji: (In a Sailor Moon outfit) Winning love by daylight!

Author: (In a Sailor Moon outfit) Never running from a real fight!

Ichigo: (In a Sailor Moon outfit) Do I have to?

Author: Yes…

Ichigo: (sighs) She is the one named Sailor Moon!

Pandas: The One! (grabs Hitsugaya)

Author: (grabs Byakuya)

(Transported back to the chatroom)

Strawberrysmoothie: What was that?

Author: Pandas…

RAWR: I told you so…

PaNcAkEz: ….

Author: I think Byakuya's traumatized…

PaNcAkEz: …..

RAWR: What ever happened to Hitsugaya?

Strawberrysmoothie: Good question… I don't care!

Author: Do you think he's alive?

PaNcAkEz: No clue…

Author: Wow…this is really short…

Strawberrysmoothie: Yeah…

Author: Bye!


See what I mean? Any way...more randomness and such coming up!