HAHAHA!!! No offense to anyone...I was bored and found this Bleach crack video...and used it...here's the line up of the thingys...
Exaggerating girlfriend - Dane Cook
Jerry Springer - Pablo Francisco
Christ Chex - Dane Cook
Juebos Splash - Pablo Francisco
Heist/Monkey - Dane Cook
There is life outside your apartment - Avenue Q
Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani
Emo Song - Adam and Andrew
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Jerry Springer - Pablo Francisco again!
Author: Hi!
Audience: Hi!
Author: Welcome back to my story!
Audience: Yay!
Author: Now…this chapter is all random…just like the others!
Audience: Yay!
(Now in chat room)
Strawberrysmoothie has logged on
PaNcAkEz has logged on
RAWR has logged on
Nextpicasso has logged on
Author: Guess what?
Strawberrysmoothie: What?
Author: Im a superstar!
RAWR: Oh! I have the button!
Author: Yay!
RAWR: (pushes button)
(Transported to a weird place)
Ichigo: I call this one…the campfire song song. Let's gather around the campfire and sing our campfire song! Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G SONG! And if you don't think that we can sing it faster than your wrong but it'll help if you just sing along!
Renji: Bum bum buuumm!
Ichigo: C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G SONG! C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G SONG! AND IF YOU DON'T THINK THAT WE CAN SING IT FASTER THAN YOUR WRONG BUT IT'LL HELP IF YOU JUST SING ALONG! C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G SONG! PATRICK!
Renji: Camp….C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G SONG!
Ichigo: Squidward!
Byakuya: ….
Ichigo: Perfect! CAUSE IT'LL HELP! IT'LL HELP! IF YOU JUST SING ALONG! YEAH!!
(Transported to a different room)
Hitsugaya: This girl that I was seeing…this is why we had to break it off, because…I don't like a girl that exaggerates. I can't listen to your stories when you exaggerate and here's why…because when you tell me a story…I really listen…I listen…and I just don't listen…I listen…
Audience: (laughs)
Hitsugaya: I just don't hear you… I…hear…you…So when you start telling a story…what happens to me is that my brain is so fantastical that…
Audience: (laughs)
Hitsugaya: I have such a fantastical brain that when you start to exaggerate I don't follow the story…I follow the exaggeration. And It gets me frustrated because she's like…
Momo: Oh my god Dane! There was a fire down from my house and there was like a thousand fire fighters out there!
Hitsugaya: No there was not!
Audience: (laughs)
Hitsuyaga: That's way too many fire fighters! They'll all be out there bumping into each other!
Kira: What the hell are we doing out here guys?
Ikkaku: There's like a thousand of us! Who called a thousand of us?
Ichigo: Is anyone on the hoses? I believe there is a thousand of us, if I was to guesstimate…
Audience: (laughs)
Momo: I got home from work today…I took, like, a hundred hour nap…
Hitsugaya: No you did not! You'd be very sick if you're taking a hundred hour nap! That's a coma! Say you took a coma after work, and then I can follow the story. I took a coma, a hundred hours, about a hundred hours. That's a great coma…that's a great coma…
(Another room)
Ichigo: So she called you a puta…how long has she been calling you a puta?
Rukia: She's been calling me a puta ever since third grade!
(Another room)
Byakuya: (busts through the door) Good morning! Life is beautiful! Hahahaha!
(Another room)
Ganju: Bum bumbumbum Bumbumbumbumbum!
Ichigo: Good job Jack!
Ganju: Thanks a lot! Being a dancer is hard, especially if you gotta shave your juebos.
Ichigo: That's why I use Juebos splash…
Ganju: Juebos splash! You sexy mother f-cker!
(Another room)
Ichigo: (kicks Uryu) Where's the van! The van was supposed to be here!
(Another room)
Renji: (singing to Yumichika) There's a girl passing by, but I think it's a guy!
(Another room)
Shuuhei: This shit is bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
Gin: This shit is bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
(Another room)
Ulquiorra: I look like I'm dead and dress like a homo…I must be emo!
(Another room)
Aizen: Gentlemen! Chop off my head with such velocity that my blood will rocket through my neck and propel my lifeless body all the way to Phoenix!
Gin: Wow…ahe…What's in Phoenix?
Aizen: Why its your momma Steve! Get the axe!
(Another room)
Ichigo: So something's bothering you…what's going on with you?
Ganju: I don't like blacks!
Tousen: (shocked)
Ganju: Mexicans!
Chad: (shocked)
Ganju: And Chinese people!
Soi Fong: (shocked)
Ichigo: Well…we so happen to have here with us today blacks, Mexicans, and Chinese people…
(pushes button)
Author: Ha! That's all for today! Adios Amigo!
Ganju: I don't like Mexicans!
Author: AHH!
Now remember...no flamez! Only reviews!!! No offense to anyone either! Did it only for laughs!