Lol! More randomness!
Keigo and Chizuru are hyperactive cheerleaders, Ikkaku want's more cowbell, Orihime's boobs can tell when its raining, and Grimmjow is a canadian with a thick accent! Hope you enjoy! Its gonna be hilarious!
Author: Yo! I'm back!
Audience: Yay!
Author: Okay…now…to the chat room!
(In the chat room)
Everyone has logged on
Strawberrysmoothie: Are you gonna do that thing like you did last time?
Author: Probably…
PaNcAkEz: You made me laugh…
Author: That's a good thing!
PaNcAkEz: No it isn't!
RAWR: You made me call Yumichika a girl!
Author: What ever! Who has the button!
Nextpicasso: I do! (pushes button)
(Transported to a weird place)
Chizuru: Great! Tomorrow morning, we are gonna be real Spartan cheerleaders!
Keigo: This has got to be our year! It was an awesome idea to practice all night!
Chizuru: Yeah, and my parents will never know I'm gone because I put my brothers blowup doll underneath my blankets
Keigo: You mean the one that looks like the surprised Sheena East? (looks at Orihime)
(Another room)
Ikkaku: Guess what? I have a fever! And the only prescription is more cowbell!
(Another room)
Kon: (running away from a girl)
(Music in the back round)
Music: Dansa med oss. Klappa era hnder. Gr som vi gr. Ta ngra steg t vnster. Lyssna och lr. Missa inte chanson. Nu r vi hr med. Caramelldansen.
(Another room)
Ichigo: This is the sound a doggy makes…
Ganju: (rings in)
Ichigo: Mr. Kuttery?
Ganju: Moo!
Ichigo: No!
Ganju: Well that's the sound your mother made last night!
(Another room)
Rukia: Your not stupid, Karen
Orihime: No, I am actually. I'm failing almost everything.
Rukia: Well there has to be something your good at!
Orihime: I can stick my fist in my mouth…wanna see?
Rukia: No. That's okay, anything else?
Orihime: (Thinking) I'm kinda psychic. It's like I have the fifth sense.
Rukia: What do you mean?
Orihime: It's like I have ESPN or something. My boobs can tell when its raining.
Rukia: Really? That's amazing!
(Another room)
Ishida: Canadian white people, you have an accent, and they're completely oblivious to it, but Canadian people have an accent. And its funny when you watch white Canadian people talk, especially white Canadian guys. They have this funny way of talking.
Audience: (laughs)
Ishida: When they talk, they make it sound like it's the most matter of fact thing you've ever heard. And when they talk to you, it looks like they can't control their head. It looks like they're part bobble head when they say stuff. They're all like…
Grimmjow: Geezus Christ. (bobble bobble) Would you check out the rack on that one?
(All Canadians know this is true, amirite?)
(Another room)
Kon: (getting attacked by Ishida)
Music: O-o-oa-oa. O-o-oa-oa-ao.
(Another room)
Orihime: So if your from Africa, why are you white?
Rukia: (lol whut?)
Tatsuke: Oh my god Karen, you just can't ask people why they're white.
(Another room)
Ichigo: And the answer is…This movie title was taken from the book, "Gone with the wind."
Ganju: (Rings in)
Ichigo: Mr. Kuttery.
Ganju: Dolly Parton.
Ichigo: Titles, Mr. Kuttery, not titties.
Ganju: Not a fan of the ladies are you, Trebek?
(Another room)
Ichigo: I'm bringing sexy back.
Uruhara: Yeah!
Ichigo: Them other boys don't know how to act.
Uruhara: Yeah!
(Another room)
Don Kenoji: I am a super star! With a big big house and a big big car! I am a super star and I don't care who you are!
Ulquiorra: (cries)
(Another room)
Renji: I wanna be the very best! Like no one ever was! To catch them is my real test! To train them is my cause! I will travel across the land. Teaching far and wide! These zanpakuto to understand the power that's inside!
Ichigo: Zanpakuto! Gotta catch them!
Renji: Its you and me!
Both: I know its our destiny!
Renji: You teach me and I'll teach you!
Both: Zanpakuto!
Ichigo: Gotta catch them!
Renji: Gotta catch them all! Yeah!
(Another room)
Rukia: Buy it, use it, break it, fix it, trash it, change it, melt, upgrade it, charge it, pawn it, zoom it, press it, snap it, work it, quick, erase it, write it, cut it, paste it, save it, load it, check it, quick, rewrite it, plug it, play it, zoom it, rip it, snap and drop it, zip unzip it, name it, read it, tune it, plan it-
(pushes button)
Strawberrysmoothie: What the heck?
PaNcAkEz: I don't know…
Author: (laughs) I liked it!
Strawberrysmoothie: Can it get any worse?
Author: Yep!
Oh, and by the way...the song that I have when Kon is running away and is getting attacked by Ishida is Caramelldansen...I love that song! And it goes perfectly!