I'm back! With a brand new chapter! Just to let you know...the song does not belong to me...neither does the two people at the end...
Anyway...hope you will forgive me and review lots!!
Author: I'm back
Author: I'm back!
Audience: Yay!
Author: Finally, school's out and I have time to write new chapters!!
Audience: Yay!
Author: Yep…I am now officially a ninth-grader. Fear my awesome zombieness!!
Audience: Ya – wait…..zombies?
Author: Oops…heh…heh…did I say that out loud? Never mind, there's no zombies in this chapter or any other to come. Enjoy!
(Now in the chat-room)
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Author: Wait a minute…where is everyone?
(Now where everyone else is)
Renji: This is boring…
Ichigo: You think?!
K: High on a hill was a lonely goat-herd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo!
Loud was the voice of the lonely goat-herd
Lay ee odle lay ee odl-oo!
Byakuya: (rocking back and forth) I'm in my happy place…I'm in my happy place…
I'm in my happy place…
K: Folks in a town that was quite remote heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Lusty and clear from the goat herd's throat heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo!
Rukia: It isn't that bad…
K: (grabs her and dances) O ho lay dee odl lee o, o ho lay dee odl ay!
O ho lay dee odl lee o, lay dee odl lee o lay!
Rukia: (screams)
Author: Hi!
Ichigo: Author!
(Author gets tackled by everyone except K, who is still singing)
K: A prince on a bridge of a castle moat heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo!
Men on a road with a load to tote heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo!
Renji: Make him stop! Please!!
Byakuya: It's killing us!
K: Men in the midst of the table d'hote heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo!
Men drinking beer with the foam afloat heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo!
Author: Fine…….(snaps fingers)
Ichigo: (stands there) That's all?
Author: Just wait….
(five hours later)
K: One little girl in a pale pink coat heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo!
She yodeled back to the lonely goat-herd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo!
Renji: I….thought you said…..he'd stop?
Author: (checks watch) Hmmm….they were supposed to be here by now…
Rukia: (checks Author's watch also) Hmm…you're right! They were!
Ichigo: Whatever, let me check! (looks at her watch) Um…Author?
Author: Yes?
Ichigo: Your watch is just drawn on your skin with sharpies and colored with felt markers…
Author: (gasp) I've been tricked!
K: Soon her Mama with a gleaming gloat heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
What a duet for the girl and goat-herd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
Ichigo: It's like his voice box is broken!
Renji: It needs repairing!
Mysterious voice: Did somebody say, "repair?"
(A man popped out dressed like a mechanic)
Byakuya: Who are you?
Mysterious man: I'm…the Repair man man man man man man man man man man man man!
(A kid pops out)
Kid: And I'm….Repair boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy!
Author: Yay! They're here!
Ichigo: (stands there dumbstruck) You called…..THEM??
Author: Yep!
Renji: Should someone press the button so we can go?
Rukia: (eating popcorn) No way…its just beginning!
Byakuya: She has a point…
Ichigo: And a good one too…
Author: Fine…we'll stay! See you next chapter!
K: No! I don't need repairing!
Repair Man: Fix him, Repair Boy!
Repair Boy: You got it!
Lol! Hope you enjoyed it! Don't worry, the button will come in again! Review and rate for me!!