Hi! I'm back and alive! You shall get new chapters every Tuesday and Friday. If you like my How To Be series, you shall get a new chapter every Monday and Thursday...
Also, do not kill me for the yaoi ness later on...I am obsessed with that pairing right now.
Author: Yay
Author: Yay! I finally updated!
Audience: All right!
Author: Yep, every Tuesday and Friday you shall get a new chapter!
Audience: All right!
Author: Also, check out the poll on my page to see if you want a new season!
Audience: New season! (cheers)
Author: To the Bat-Mobile!
(Now in the chat-room)
Ichigo: (sigh) I am soo bored…
Author: Damn it! Get in the chat-room form!
Rukia: Why?
Byakuya: You're never here anyway!
Author: I…I…(cries)
Ichigo: Great, now look at what you've done!
Renji: Maybe if you press the button she'll stop.
Ichigo: And get transported? I don't think so!
Rukia: Don't cry! I'll cry with you! (cries)
Byakuya: (cries)
Renji: Why are you crying?
Byakuya: (sniffs) I'm easily moved with emotion…
Renji: Oh…
Ichigo: Fine! I'll push the damn button! (pushes button)
Author: (stops crying) OH MY GOD!
Ichigo: What?
Author: There's a zombie right behind you!
Ichigo: Yeah right! Like I'd fall for someth-
Zombie: Brains…….
Renji: ZOMG! ZOMBIE! PUSH THE BUTTON!
Ichigo: NO!
Byakuya: God darn it all! (pushes button)
(Transported in a field)
Byakuya: (is asleep)
( Renji and Rukia walk up to the sleeping Byakuya)
Renji: Hey…hey Byakuya wake up…
Rukia: Yeah Byakuya…you silly sleepy-head wake up…
Byakuya: (wakes up) Uhh…Oh God you guys, this better be pretty freaking important…is the meadow on fire?
Renji: No, Byakuya…we found a map to Candy Mountain, Candy Mountain! Byakuya
Rukia: Yeah Byakuya, we're going to Candy Mountain, come with us Byakuya…
Renji: Yeah Byakuya, It'll be an adventure, we're going on an adventure Byakuya…
Byakuya: …..yeah, Candy Mountain, right, I'm just gonna you know, go back to sleep
Rukia: Nooooo!!
(Rukia starts to jump on Byakuya)
Rukia: Byakuya, you have to come with us to Candy Mountain
Renji: Yeah Byakuya, Candy Mountain, It's a land of sweets and joy…and joyness…
Byakuya: Please stop bouncing on me…
Rukia: (continues to bounce on Byakuya) Candy Mountain! Byakuya…
Renji: Yeah Candy Mountain…
Byakuya: Alright Fine! I'll go with to Candy Mountain…
(In the Forest)
Renji and Rukia: la la la la la la la la la la…
Byakuya: Gah! Stop with the singing already!
Rukia: Our first stop is over there Byakuya…
(They all see Ichigo lying in a puddle)
Byakuya: Oh God what is that…
Renji: It's a Leopleurodon, Byakuya…
Rukia: A magical Leopleurodon!
Renji: It's gonna guide our way to Candy Mountain
Byakuya: Alright Guys, you do know that there's no actual Candy Mountain, right?
Rukia: Shun the nonbeliever…
Renji: Shuuuun…
Rukia: Shuuuuuuun…
Renji: Shuuuuuuuunnnah!
Byakuya: …….yeah
Ichigo: (roars a weird Gurgly noise)
Rukia: It has spoken!
Renji: It has told us the way…
Byakuya: I didn't say anything!
( On a Bridge)
Rukia: Its just over this bridge, Byakuya…
Renji: This magical bridge…of hope and wonder…
Byakuya: (lifts up one of his feet) Is anyone else getting like…covered in splinters, seriously guys we shouldn't be on this thing…
Rukia: Byakuya,…Byakuya…Byakuya…Bya-
Byakuya: Im right here what do want!
Rukia: We're on a bridge Byakuya…
(Candy Mountain)
Renji: We're here!
Byakuya: Well what do you know, there really is a Candy Mountain…
Rukia: (Jumps all over Candy Mountain) (singing) Candy Mountain, Candy Mountain…you fill me with sweet sugary goodness!
Renji: Go inside the Candy Mountain Cave Byakuya…
Rukia: Yeah Byakuya…Go inside the cave, magical wonders that will behold when you enter…
Byakuya: ….Yeah uhhh….thanks, but no thanks. I'm just gonna stay out here…
Renji: But you have to enter the Candy Mountain Candy Cave, Byakuya…
(Music starts and suddenly Author, Hitsugaya, Gin, Kon, and Aizen appear and start dancing)
Hitsugaya: (singing) Oh when you're down and looking for some cheering up! Then just head right on up to the Candy Mountain Cave! When you get inside you'll find yourself a cheery land! Such a happy and joyful in perky merry land! We've got lollypops and gummydrops! And some candy things, oh so many things that will brighten up your day! It's impossible to wear a frown in Candy Town! It's the mecha of lovely candy canes! They've got jelly beans, and coaconuts with little hats! Candy rats! Chocolate bats! It's a wonderland of sweets! Ride the candy train to town and hear the Candy Band! Candy Bells! It's a treat as they march across the land! Cherry Ribbons stream across the sky into the ground! Turn around. It astounds it's a dancing Candy Tree! In the Candy Cave imagination runs so free! So now, Byakuya please will you go into the Cave!
(Author, Hitsugaya, Gin, Kon, and Aizen disappear)
Byakuya: Alright! Fine! I'll go into the freaking Candy Cave. This had better be good. (Goes into the cave)
Rukia and Renji: (Are standing at the entrance of the cave) Yhaaaaaaa!! Goodbye Byakuya! Yeah goodbye Byakuya!
Byakuya: Goodbye? What?
(The doors to the Cave close and everything gets really dark)
Byakuya: Hey! Whats going on here?! Hello? (he hears someone walking) Who is that?
(You suddenly hear someone getting beaten up)
( In a Field)
Byakuya: (wakes up) Oww…Uhh…What happened…(looks down) Ghaa! They took my freaking kidney!!
(pushes button)
(Transported back)
Author: Haha!I was dancing (dances)
Ichigo: What on earth was I?
Byakuya: I still don't have my kidney….
Author: Silly rabbit, you don't get it back. Its your payment to the Producer so that this can stay on the internet….
Everyone: Yay internet!
Batman: (shows up) How dare you steal my line! Robin, attack!
Robin: (making out with Beast Boy) What? Sorry, kinda busy…
Everyone:……………………………………
Author: Oh…yaoi….(gets video camera)
Byakuya: Can this end? I have to go the hospital….
Author: Fine…okay. Bye everyone!!
ByaRukifan...I kinda stole your Charlie The Unicorn thing...I ran out of ideas.
Anyway...rate and message. Rochelle...stop changing your name! It took me a month to figure out you were that Ichigo-Murai person...
And, if you want the next chapter Harry Potter Puppet Pals, tell me in the review...
I need three or more people and you have till Friday.