Author: OMG I'M HERE!
Audience: What?
Author: That's right, I'm actually updating since it's been about a year, so HI!
Audience: HI!
Author: So…now that we're passed the formalities, onto the chat-room!
(But…we can't)
Author: Why not?
(Kon broke the button, thinking it was a lollypop and now we don't know where they are)
Author: You…you're kidding right? I can't loose them! Tite Kubo will sue my ass!
(Heh…sorry)
Author: Sorry? SORRY! I'm gone for a few months and this is what I come back to…
(What are you going to do?)
Author: The only thing I can do…..
Gopher: *creepy gopher stare*
Author: Fix the button!
(Wherever…uh…the cast are?)
( In a Field)
Ichigo: (is asleep)
( Kon and Renji walk up to the sleeping Ichigo)
Kon: Hey…hey Ichigo wake up…
Renji: Yeah Ichigo…you silly sleepy-head wake up…
Ichigo: (wakes up) Uhh…Oh God you guys, this better be pretty freaking important…is the meadow on fire?
Kon: No, Ichigo…we found a map to Candy Mountain, Candy Mountain! Ichigo
Renji: Yeah Ichigo, we're going to Candy Mountain, come with us Ichigo…
Kon: Yeah Ichigo, It'll be an adventure, we're going on an adventure Ichigo…
Ichigo: …..yeah, Candy Mountain, right, I'm just gonna you know, go back to sleep
Renji: Nooooo!!!
(Renji starts to jump on Ichigo)
Renji: Ichigo, you have to come with us to Candy Mountain
Kon: Yeah Ichigo, Candy Mountain, It's a land of sweets and joy…and joyness…
Ichigo: Please stop bouncing on me…
Renji: (continues to bounce on Ichigo) Candy Mountain! Ichigo…
Kon: Yeah Candy Mountain…
Ichigo: Alright Fine! I'll go with to Candy Mountain…
(In the Forest)
Kon and Renji: la la la la la la la la la la…
Ichigo: Gah! Stop with the singing already!
Renji: Our first stop is over there Ichigo…
(They all see Luppi lying in a puddle)
Ichigo: Oh God what is that…
Kon: It's a Leopleurodon, Ichigo…
Renji: A magical Leopleurodon!
Kon: It's gonna guide our way to Candy Mountain
Ichigo: Alright Guys, you do know that there's no actual Candy Mountain, right?
Renji: Shun the nonbeliever…
Kon: Shuuuun…
Renji: Shuuuuuuun…
Kon: Shuuuuuuuunnnah!
Ichigo: …….yeah
Luppi: (roars a weird Gurgly noise)
Renji: It has spoken!
Kon: It has told us the way…
Ichigo: I didn't say anything!
( On a Bridge)
Renji: Its just over this bridge, Ichigo…
Kon: This magical bridge…of hope and wonder…
Ichigo: (lifts up one of his feet) Is anyone else getting like…covered in splinters, seriously guys we shouldn't be on this thing…
Renji: Ichigo,…Ichigo…Ichigo…Ichi-
Ichigo: Im right here what do want!
Renji: We're on a bridge Ichigo…
(Candy Mountain)
Kon: We're here!
Ichigo: Well what do you know, there really is a Candy Mountain…
Renji: (Jumps all over Candy Mountain) (singing) Candy Mountain, Candy Mountain…you fill me with sweet sugary goodness!
Kon: Go inside the Candy Mountain Cave Ichigo…
Renji: Yeah Ichigo…Go inside the cave, magical wonders that will behold when you enter…
Ichigo: ….Yeah uhhh….thanks, but no thanks. I'm just gonna stay out here…
Kon: But you have to enter the Candy Mountain Candy Cave, Ichigo…
(Music starts and suddenly Byakuya, Hitsugaya, Shuuhei, Panda, and Orihime appear and start dancing)
Byakuya: (singing) Oh when you're down and looking for some cheering up! Then just head right on up to the Candy Mountain Cave! When you get inside you'll find yourself a cheery land! Such a happy and joyful in perky merry land! We've got lollypops and gummydrops! And some candy things, oh so many things that will brighten up your day! It's impossible to wear a frown in Candy Town! It's the mecha of lovely candy canes! They've got jelly beans, and coaconuts with little hats! Candy rats! Chocolate bats! It's a wonderland of sweets! Ride the candy train to town and hear the Candy Band! Candy Bells! It's a treat as they march across the land! Cherry Ribbons stream across the sky into the ground! Turn around. It astounds it's a dancing Candy Tree! In the Candy Cave imagination runs so free! So now, Ichigo please will you go into the Cave!
(Byakuya, Hitsugaya, Shuuhei, Panda, and Orihime disappear)
Ichigo: Alright! Fine! I'll go into the freaking Candy Cave. This had better be good. (Goes into the cave)
Renji and Kon: (Are standing at the entrance of the cave) Yhaaaaaaa!!! Goodbye Ichigo! Yeah goodbye Ichigo!
Ichigo: Goodbye? What?
(The doors to the Cave close and everything gets really dark)
Ichigo: Hey! Whats going on here?! Hello? (he hears someone walking) Who is that?
(You suddenly hear someone getting beaten up)
( In a Field)
Ichigo: (wakes up) Oww…Uhh…What happened…(looks down) Ghaa! They took my freaking kidney!!!
(Back to the Author)
Author: I HATE THIS!
(Any luck?)
Author: Not yet…but there will be…
TO BE CONTINUED!!!