Chapter Five
Sirius had left the common room to go get a little snack. 'I can't believe she is making me do this,' Sirius thought, 'Of all the things she could of made me do, she choices that worst one.' Sirius gave a small groan when he heard the someone behind him. He turned around the see Remus, who was looking very happy.
"What happened?" Sirius asked, turning back around and beginning to walk away.
"I was talking to Kat," Remus said, quickly running after Sirius, "I asked her about her your thing."
"What did she say about it?" Sirius muttered.
"She said that you can act gay for two weeks as a girl," Remus said, "But you have to act two weeks gay as a boy."
"That sounds so much better," Sirius said, rolling his eyes, "It would of been nice if I didn't have to do it."
"I tried," Remus said.
"Sure you did," Sirius muttered, beginning to walk faster.
Remus stopped walking, looking very confused. He watched as Sirius turned down another hall and out of site. Remus turned around and headed back to the common room. 'I can't believe he is mad,' Remus thought, 'I helped him and now he is mad at me. Something must be wrong.' Remus muttered the password to the fat lady, quickly headed up to the dorm room. When he entered the dorm he saw James, Peter, Emily, and Marie sitting on their beds, not talking. Remus walked over to James's bed and sat down.
"Something is wrong with Si-" Remus started.
"Something's wrong with Sapphire?" James asked, looking at Remus.
"Ya," Remus said.
"What's wrong with her?" Marie asked.
"She's mad," Remus said, "I tried to help her and she acted as if I didn't help at all."
Marie started to laugh, causing everyone to look at her. Marie looked at everyone and stopped laughing.
"It's obvious," Marie said, looking at them again.
"Oh," Emily said, giving a small grin, "You mean that?"
"Yes," Marie said.
"What?" Peter asked, looking very confused, "What do you mean?"
"It's so obvious," Emily said.
Remus looked over at James, who looked just as confused at he did. James looked over at Remus for the answer, but Remus just shrugged his shoulders. They looked back over at Emily and Marie, who were both grinning.
"Can you please tell us what you are talking about?" James asked.
"How can you not know?" Marie said, then grinned, "Unless you haven't started yet."
"Started what?" Remus asked, the it hit him, "Oh, that."
James quickly looked at Remus, who was looking a bit uncomfortable now. James looked back over at Marie, who was looking a him.
"Have you figured it out yet?" Marie asked.
"Nope," James said, now looking very interested, "What are you talking about?"
"She might have started her monthly thing," Marie whispered.
James looked very shocked, and quickly looked at Remus, who was now looking at the ground. Peter looked a bit confused still.
"Monthly thing," Peter said, "I don't get it."
"How stupid can you be?" Emily asked, looking over at Peter, "Do I have to tell you the details?"
"Please don't," James quickly said, looking over at Peter, "I'm sure she'll understand later."
Just then Lily came into the room, followed by Sirius, who was looking a bit mad. Sirius went over to his bed and sat down. Everyone was staring at him. Emily and Marie burst out laughing when he looked over at them.
"What?" Sirius asked, looking confused, "What's so funny?"
Sirius looked over at James, who shook his head.
"You don't want to know," James whispered, so that only Sirius could hear.
"That bad?" Sirius asked, looking at everyone.
Emily and Marie was still laughing, then stopped after getting an evil look from Lily. Sirius looked at everyone with a smile.
"So," Sirius said, "What's happening?"
"Nothing," Emily said, "We are just sitting her, doing nothing."
"You must of been doing something that was so funny," Sirius said with a grin.
"We were taking our shirts off," Marie said, taking her shirt off, but quickly wrapped a blanket around herself.
Sirius looked shocked that she had just did that. 'Wow,' Sirius thought, 'That just had to be the most interesting thing I've seen this whole time as a girl.'
"Now," Marie said, "Take off your shirt."
"What?" Sirius asked, looking even more shocked.
"You heard me," Marie said, giving a big grin, "I took off my shirt, you can take off yours."
"I don't want to," Sirius said, looking down at his shirt.
"You afraid that mine our bigger than yours?" Marie asked, looking a bit hurt.
"Just leave her alone," Emily said.
Marie quickly looked over at Emily, not looking very happy.
"Fine," Marie said, "You take off your shirt."
"Heck no," Emily said, "Sorry Sap, but I can't help you with this."
Marie turned back to Sirius with a grin. Sirius looked around for help, but nobody would help him. He finally sighed and took off his shirt. Emily looked away, trying really hard not to laugh.
"Wow," Marie said, "What size are you? They look like size A."
Sirius put back on his shirt, his face was red with embarrassment. 'I hate being a girl,' Sirius thought. Marie looked around, no one was looking at her.
"Well," Marie said, standing up, "That was fun, but I have to leave, got lots of things to study, bye."
Everyone watched as Marie left the room with a big grin on her face. 'Trust me,' Marie thought, 'They will be out of this school within a week.'
A/N: Sorry it took so long. I would of had it up earlier, but I had lots of other things to do. Hope you like it and please review.