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So this is the first of the weekly updates. The one I posted in the middle of the week was a small reward for the many reviews I recieved ;] HINT HINT!!!

It's mostly Jasper's POV with a little... treat, I guess, at the end. It'll also show you whose POV the next chapter is in.

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JPOV:

I almost felt bad for leaving Bella standing there at the door. But who could blame me? She was just kind of… twirling around looking at the room. It wasn't anything special – a few people hooking up, dancing… the usual.

I had grabbed Alice by the wrist and dragged her into the kitchen with me. If I was going to do this, I would need extreme liquid courage.

Hey, I may be pretty fucking rad most of the time, but when it comes to the ladies… hell, it's like my balls never dropped.

I had to hand it to Newton; he had a nice set up. He'd even found plastic shot glasses so people wouldn't be breaking shit left, right and centre. I set out 6 of the shot glasses in front of an overly excited Alice.

"Shots," I said simply.

She clapped her hands together, "My specialty."

"Whoever finishes first, wins." I began pouring tequila into the little cups.

"Wins what?" She asked while eyeing the tequila bottle.

I set the bottle down and scratched the back of my neck. I rested my hand there for a bit while I thought. Well, more like while I created a devious plan to snag Alice Cullen.

"Well, they win whatever they want, I guess," I mumbled, dropping my voice.

Alice nodded and jumped up and down a few times like a boxer before a match. She shook out her hands and breathed a few deep breaths before picking up the first shot glass and placing it in front of her wonderful… full… pink… lips…

"Jasper?" She looked confused

"Hm?"

"Uh, were you listening to me?"

"I was—ugh, sorry, Alice, I got distracted. What'd you say?"

Shit. I'm smooth as a fucking gravel road, aren't I?

"I said 'I win'," Alice said with a devilish grin accompanied by a drunken giggle.

I stared at her blankly for a few seconds before dropping my gaze to the six empty shot glasses in front of her.

What the fuck? I swear those must have evaporated because I definitely did not zone out that long.

"Did you seriously just take all six of those in like… half a second, Alice?"

"It wasn't half a second, silly boy! It was like two minutes! You were standing there even after I said 'go'. Did you purposely lose? I mean, it's not alright if you did, but I'm not really up for a rematch in fear of alcohol poisoning," she rambled as she waved her hands around dramatically.

Oh, the things I would love her to do to me with those tiny hands…

I looked back up to her face and noticed her expectant expression. I felt my brow furrow as I tried to re-cap our conversation. I don't remember her asking a question…

"Jesus, Jasper! What am I going to do with you?!" Alice laughed as she grabbed my hand and dragged me out of the kitchen.

I could hear her mumbling something about how I wasn't paying attention to her. Oh, no, no, no. Little did she know that I was paying a little too much attention to her – to the point where she probably would have thought I was some creep.

We stumbled past James and Emmett debating whether or not to do a keg-stand and made our way into the backyard.

It was completely empty. Fucking right. It's Jasper time, baby.

"Alice, shit, were you raised by fucking boa constrictors?" I asked, "I need that hand, you know. It's my left, if you catch my drift."

She had pulled me to the back of the yard and beside a rather large willow tree. She pushed my back against it.

"I catch your drift, Jasper, and I'm riding it," Alice purred into my ear.

Schwing!

I vaguely heard the porch door open and eventually someone start singing some song about… ecstasy? My mind was a little more focused on Alice, actually.

"Oh, Jasper, Jasper, Jasper," she began, "what on Earth am I going to do with you? You've hardly been paying any attention to me the entire night!"

I shivered noticeably as she ran her hand down my shirt.

"I guess I'm going to have to make myself the centre of attention, now won't I?" She grabbed my collar and pushed herself against me, trapping me between the tree and her hot, little body.

Fuck me. I may not see any bright light right now – in fact, it's pitch black – but I'd bet my left nut that I just died and got a first-class ticket to heaven.

The second her tits brushed against my chest, I moaned. No, it wasn't the average moan; actually, it was more of a pained groan. She knew exactly how to work me up and, well, shit… that's why I like this woman. My dick was already getting hard because of all this excitement.

"Mm, did you just moan, Jazzy? Do you like it when I do this?" Alice started rubbing her chest all over mine and I basically could have cum right then and there.

"F-fuck, Alice," I gasped. The fact that I was almost completely numb from the alcohol except for that tingling you get was just boosting the friction her chest was causing.

Alice ran her cold hands up my chest slowly and made her way to my shoulders. My breath was so ragged that I probably looked like I had run a mile… or seven. Her fingers danced along them for a second before grabbing my neck and pulling me down to her mouth.

Even though she was the one to pull me down, I was the one to start attacking her mouth. My hands found their way to her waist to bring her closer to me. Our lips moved in a vicious sync – fast and furious. The sexual tension that had been between us for the past few days melted away as she broke the kiss to pull off my shirt.

I spun us around so that her back was against the tree and I would have more access to her.

Alice's arms explored my back as I began to kiss her neck. My tongue traced her pulse points and I planted open-mouthed kisses along her jaw-line.

For a moment, I hoped that the person who'd come into the backyard had gone away or else they were about to get a really fucking hot show.

My hands found the bottom of her short dress and I hiked it up over her head.

Oh, god. Fuck me sideways. Black. Lace.

I ran my hands up the back of her thighs and cupped her ass, "Shit, Alice, are you trying to kill me?"

Alice moaned and arched her back into my chest, "If it'll get you to keep touching me, then fuck yes."

She began to suck on the area between my neck and collarbone before I pulled her face to mine. Our kisses were sloppy but fucking hot. I traced her bottom lip and she opened her mouth eagerly. I moaned softly when our tongues touched and she sighed heavily into me. I leaned all of my body weight into her to keep her against the tree. She broke away with a loud groan at the feel of my hard-on pressing against her. I went back to working her neck as I palmed her perfect tits and ground myself against her.

Alice's hands started working the button on my jeans and looped her thumb around to bring my boxers down with them.

She spun us around so I was slumped against the tree again. My dick was fucking twitching in anticipation.

Alice dropped to her knees in front of me, emerald eyes gazing into mine, "Am I the centre of your attention now, Jazzy?"

She maintained eye-contact as she wrapped her hand around my dick.

"Ugh, f-fuck yes," I moaned as my head lolled back into the bark.

"Good, because your cock is the centre of mine," she said nonchalantly as she worked my member up and down, "I'm not even sure if you'll fit into my small mouth. My little tongue may not be able to stroke your huge cock."

My hips thrust out in reaction to her movements.

"Alice, suck me, p-please," I pleaded.

Her answer was obvious as she wrapped her lips around my head.

"Shh-it," I hissed at the warmth, gripping the bark of the tree.

She lowered her head, taking in as much of me a she could until I felt myself hit the back of her throat. I groaned and forced my hips to refrain from trying to fuck her mouth. She hummed around my dick as she bobbed up and down and wrapped a hand around what she couldn't reach.

I was only getting a blow-job, and I was moaning like I was having the best sex of my fucking life.

Alice cupped my balls in her other free hand as I wound my fingers through her hair. She continued moaning and humming around my cock as she bobbed. I could feel that I was going to finish soon and tugged roughly on her hair.

"S-shit, Alice… gonna cum…," I panted.

She moved to the end of my dick and paid more attention to the sensitive spot on the underside of my head while she pumped the rest with her hand.

Fucking right this girl knew what she was doing.

She reached around and cupped my ass to bring me closer to her but the sensation overload pushed me over the edge.

"I-I'm… fuck… cumming…," I groaned as I shot myself into her throat and collapsed into the willow tree.

Alice swallowed eagerly and continued to suck me clean before popping up and starting to kiss me again.

I broke away for some much needed air and she went back to stroking my chest and sucking my neck.

It took a few minutes, but I regained my composure and pulled her face back to mine.

"That… was… fucking… amazing…," I said between steamy kisses.

She hummed in agreement and ran her hands through my hair.

I realized that Alice was probably as worked up as I had been. She'd have to be a fucking champion to not be.

I ran my fingers down her back and circled around to trace the swell of her glorious tits. She pulled away from me with pleading eyes and I knew that I was headed in the right direction.

My hands made their way through her cleavage and down her stomach to the edge of her lacy thong.

Alice moaned and gripped my bicep with force. She whimpered out something that sounded like "please" and I took it as the okay to go ahead.

I dipped my hand under the little amount of fabric there was.

It's my lucky day. She's bare.

My index finger ran up her slit. She shuddered a bit and pulled my lips back to hers. She nibbled on my bottom lip.

"God, Alice, you're so fucking wet," I mumbled.

I slid my finger into her pussy and she moaned against my mouth, leaning into me. My free arm wrapped around her waist to hold her steady.

I pumped my finger a few times before sliding another in. I ran my thumb up to her clit so I could work both areas at the same time. One of her legs hooked around my knee to allow me more access.

My mouth was busy tongue-fucking hers, while my one hand was busy fucking her pussy and the other managed to find its way to her tits again.

Can't get enough of those sugar tits.

Alice's breath was coming out in gasps and strangled moans. Her hips began to grind into my hand, which was starting to make me hard again because she was positioned right over my cock.

"J-Jasper…," she would moan every few seconds.

I could tell she was close when her pussy started to tighten around my fingers and she started writhing around erratically while squealing a little.

"Ugh, fuck, Jasper, I'm cumming," Alice squealed before slumping her body into mine. I continued to pump and rub her until she came down from her high.

I had a strange urge to lick the juices on my hand but decided against it.

Alice straightened herself out and ran her hand up my chest to pull me into a hug. We stood like that – naked and half-naked – for a solid few minutes before we helped each other dress again.

… Well, fuck. Where did this leave us now? I mean, I've never really been one to throw my feelings out in the open… mainly because it came back to bite me in the ass, but this girl's different. Way different.

I decided I was going to tell her how I felt about her. I felt something between us and, damn it, I'm going to make her mine if it kills me.

Alice laced her hand in mine and began tugging me toward the house with a sheepish grin on her face. I stopped mid-stride and pulled her into me.

"Listen, I know you think I've been ignoring you, Alice," I whispered, "but I want you to know that—,"

"Uh, hold that thought, Jazzy," she said as she reached into her purse, "Rose is calling me. I'll talk to you later."

She skipped away into the house, leaving me stunned in the middle of the backyard.

The house was still crowded by the time my legs dragged me in there; in fact, I think it was fuller than before.

I couldn't walk through a room without my name being hollered out and getting around fifteen claps on the back.

Jeez, these people are really into stating the obvious, eh? No shit my name is Jasper. Stop shouting it.

Needless to say, the Alice incident left me in a pretty shitty mood. She was so willing to ditch me and wouldn't let me finish what I was saying. I kind of doubt that whatever Rose had to say was more important than me professing my feelings for her… but then again, I've learned to expect the unexpected.

I made my way into the main room and saw a rather dishevelled Bella making her way down the stairs.

I snuck up behind her and grabbed her wrist.

"Oh, ho, ho! Swan, what have you been up to?"

She spun around and I noticed her pupils were the size of a penny.

"What does it look like, Whitlock? I popped some E and went off to relieve my stress with…," she hesitated and looked around, "a random party-goer." She flashed a smile at me.

Of course she did. Bella always got the stereotypical ecstasy high. Super happy and super horny.

"What about you? Your hair is looking rather messy, Jasp," Bella observed, "fucking Alice already?"

"Shut the fuck up, Swan," I didn't feel like being provoked, "let's peace. Now." I grabbed her shoulders and forced her out the door. We were done here – fucked and been fucked. Well, fucked over in my case.

EPOV:

I watched Bella dress in a hurry and shuffle out the bathroom exit so the person at the door couldn't see her.

Hell. Yes. I hooked up with Bella. Jealous? You should be.

I couldn't help the smile that spread across my face as I walked to the door. I was in the middle of my mental happy dance as I flung it open.

"It's about time, and where did your piece of ass go?" James said as he brushed past me into the room.

"She left, obviously. Doesn't take a genius to see that," I mumbled.

"I guess she wasn't any good; you look like you've got a stick shoved up your ass," he laughed as he lay down on the bed.

If only he knew what just happened there.

"Whatever, what do you want, James?" I chose to keep standing at the door. Whatever he had to say really couldn't be that important.

"Look, man, you're my best friend… and I may be more wasted than a landfill but I need some advice." He ran his hands down his cheeks.

"James, no offence, but I was busy hooking up… and you cockblock me to have a heart-to-heart? Can we just deal with this later?" I checked the clock on the wall, "It's late, anyway, just crash at my place and we'll talk."

Oh, and maybe have a pillow-fight and dish about which guys we think are just oh-so-hot? Fuck no.

James got up off the bed and walked over to me. We were about the same height and he glared into my eyes. For a second, I thought he was going to go ape-shit on me or something.

"Fuck, Cullen! Where the shit did you find ecstasy?! And why the fuck didn't you fucking tell me?!"

I let out a sigh of relief followed by a fit of laughter as I clapped him on the shoulder and turned to walk out of the room.

He caught up to me easily, "Man, seriously! I'm jealous of you. I bet you didn't even pay for that shit."

"Nope. Free, of course," I laughed. As long as James wasn't actually mad, he was funny to watch.

"Fuuuuck," he pulled on his short hair, "I. Want. Ecstasy. I'm craving it."

As we made our way down the stairs, I could see Rosalie and Emmett grinding on the dance floor and Alice looking… depressed? What the shit?

James was still rambling on about ecstasy when we hit the last step.

"Listen, Cullen, I'm going to go find some E and I'll meet you back at your place so we can talk, alright?"

I simply nodded as I made my way over to Alice.

"What's up, buttercup?" I said as I plopped down on the couch beside her.

"Ew, Edward, that was so lame," she laughed half-heartedly.

Even though I was still high, my heart couldn't help but sink a little as I noticed how truly sad she looked.

"Seriously, Alice, what's up?" My voice sounded distant. I was starting to get a little worried about her.

"Nothing, Edward, just drop it. Let's go."

She flew off the couch and grabbed Rosalie by the arm, much to the displeasure of Emmett. I caught up to him, grabbed his arm and dragged him out the door.

It took us all about a half-hour to walk home since we were pretty fucked up. By the time we made it there, the door was already open.

Emmett and Rosalie were busy backing their way up the stairs as they dry-humped each other, while Alice slowly followed behind them.

I made my way into the kitchen to grab a Coke and some food. I wasn't hungry at all, but I knew I'd be dying in the morning if I didn't eat something. I was thirsty as fuck, though.

The Coke was gone in no-seconds-flat and I slowly devoured the sandwich I'd made.

"Fuck me," my head whipped around to see James digging through my fridge, "I need a drink! My mouth is like the Sahara desert!"

He grabbed a bottle of water and chugged it back quickly before wiping his mouth and staring at me.

I sighed and set down what was left of my sandwich. I walked past him and down the stairs to my room.

James ran in past me and jumped on my bed. I sat down on the edge and turned to face him.

"'Kay, man, let's talk."

Ow ow! Steamy.

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