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(A/N) Yo, readers! Alright, here's the deal. I don't wanna bore you with my nonsense, and neither does my buddy…..This story is, basically, ways to annoy all the members of the flock. And then some. Via Max. Ya got that guys? And by the way, please visit us at: writersworld-fanfic./ I'm going to keep persisting with this webpage. So just visit it! And, ya know, enjoy the chapter and whatnot.
15 Easy Ways to Annoy Ari
1. Force Ari to listen to "Who Let The Dogs Out"
2. Point and laugh.
3. Manicure his claws in the dead of night.
4. Take photos.
5. Post on Fang's blog.
6. Shave him. Plant the fur/ hair in Fang's back pocket. (two birds- uh. One bird kid and one super mutant with one stone)
7. Have Ari and Fang fight. Fang plays dead. Shun Ari from the friendship circle. Then tell him it was a joke three days later. Well, whenever it is he becomes angry. It might take eight bitter years.
8.Take the feathers off his wings. Pluck them like he's a small pheasant. Repeat second part of step six.
9. Request he reads a complicated book. Give him two days. In those two days, make Fang an expert on said book. Enjoy fighting with a cool glass of lemonade after Ari is humiliated.
10. Send him to Disney World. Anonomously shout "It's Wolverine!!" Laugh as he is hugged like mad and is forced to pick suckers out of his fur. (Note: if you tried step six, then simply paste some faux fur on him beforehand. Tell him it's a good look for him. Use super glue, so it stays. Then, it's even more painful than just fur! You might just rip his skin too!)
11. Call park security. Hide, and enjoy.
12. Or the pound.
13. Adopt him from the pound.
14. Dress him up in humiliating outfits. Suggestions are: Hannah Montana or High School Musical attire, rhinestone collars, or anything with "Max's Little Doggy" on it.
15. Kiss Fang. (Once more, one bird kid and one super mutant with one stone, by using my suggested "Sam..." mutterings.)