Max is back with a vengeance! Sorry, to my adoring fans (A/N: snort) for disappearing for so long! But! Now I have a few ways to annoy Ignora-erm, Iggy. Again, I'm not sure you'll love these, but ANYWAY -I- love to annoy these little...

Well, Angel's here, so I'm not gonna finish THAT sentence, now am I!?

Disclaimer: We don't own MR, or anything affiliated with it. Duh. Otherwise, we'd be totally rich!

Dedicated to Zeorza because she suggested we do Iggy. Who was surprisingly hard to annoy!

Irking Iggy

1. Move all furniture. Say nothing. For example, place a

kiddie pool full of ketchup (or mustard) in place of couch.

Or one of those medieval torture thing-ys, the spiky beds.

2. Place a bomb in his pizza INCONSPICUOUSLY. When it blows up in his face, shout "DEJAVU!" and run.

RUN LIKE FANG'S NOSE ON A COLD WINTRY EVENING!

3. Replace fuse made of your only good pants with a fuse of Iggy's favorite clothing and/ or novelty items. Tell him after they've blown up that Fang has them. Stand a safe 100 feet away as they duke it out. (note: This is funnier in person. Just take my word. I know this kinda stuff)

For added fun?

Have Gazzy in on the scheme and do some imitations, like "Max will never love you!" or "I'll never love you Iggy!"

Both are below the belt.

4. Paint everything in your current living space (I'll not say house BECAUSE IT WAS BLOWN UP!) black.

5. Get a buttload of small children to come to your CLS (read above for explanation of that) and tell Iggy to babysit. Have everyone "leave" and listen as he continuously answers "What's it like to be bwind?"

Below the belt, I know, BUT O-FREAKING-WELL!

6. Replace the laundry detergent bottle with orange clothing dye. When asked if the bottle's the right detergent, say yes. "Of course it is, Iggy! What makes you think it wouldn't be?"

7. After the fact, when he touches the clothes and finds the colors changed, tell him that Nudge decided he needed to brighten his looks.

8. Invite his parents (Warning! This may cause frustration. They're snobs.) to dinner at your CLS one evening. "Forget" to tell Iggy that they are coming.

9. Provide his least favorite drink. Cook his least favorite meal. And serve his least favorite dessert.

10. When his parents arrive, sit one on each side of Iggy. Sit back, and enjoy watching him squirm.

11. Enroll Iggy in a blind therapy class. Mutter as you leave "I hope he doesn't go Berserk AGAIN. It'd just be another class he'd murder."

Laugh as he is moved to an anger management class.

Ha.

Or tell him he's deaf instead

Or, tell them he's both.

12. Get Fang to walk up to Iggy with you. Punch Iggy in the face. Run away, yelling, "Fang did it!"

13. Go to a beach in California. Get Gazzy to imitate Fang's voice saying that random girls are hot. Make Iggy mad by refusing to describe the girls because that would be SEXIST!

14. Cover Iggy's eyes from behind. Say, "Guess whoo!?" Replace self with Fang.

15. While Iggy's sleeping, carefully tie him up and hang him upside down. When he wakes up, let him dangle and wonder if he's upright or upside down. Then, when you tell him he's upside down, say, "Now you can finally fulfill your childhood dream of being a bat!"





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