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A/N: those crack pairings I mentioned in the descrip? This is one of them. And a bad pun as well. 2-for-1 w00t!
-- We Slept Together --
(They were all gathered in Dr. Brennan's office to discuss the current investigation. Only they were mostly just glaring at each other for no apparent reason.)
Booth: Whoa, what is all this tension in here about? What's going on, you guys?
(long pause)
Bones: Hodgins and I... slept together.
Booth: Okay, I see how that could cause some tension...
Cam: Hodgins, you boned Bones?
Bones: I don't know what that means.