Skull Fragments: A Million Tiny Pieces

by Lamia of the Dark

A collection of drabbles, bad jokes, crack pairings, and basically any little thing that pops into my head. NEW: Total Mouthgasm

6. You Were That Kid

DISCLAIMER: Bones belong to skeletons. No, wait...

-- You Were That Kid --

"Oh, come on," Booth said. "You have buck teeth and your name is Lance Sweets. You were a bully magnet in elementary school, a dork in junior high, and that guy no one would date but everyone wanted to copy homework from in high school."

"I'll concede that I was teased a little bit - only a little bit - about my name," Sweets answered evenly.

Only a little bit, cause he was that kid that everyone knew was a tattletale.