A/N- To wldct6, you gave me the perfect idea for a chapter name, when you said "..Sweets will have a feild day with this one." Thanks so much!
Description- Teddy's back, and this time with a NEW purpose in mind, and hes not leaving till the job is entirely done. Spoilers for 'The Hero in the Hold.'
Disclaimer. I dont own Bones, and if i did, Brennan and Booth would be, like, married, right about now, lol. I only own my plotlines and charecters.
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Booth walked into Sweets' office at 11 that morning, just to realize the kid wasn't arriving for another 15 minutes. To avoid Brennan, since he was completely embarrassed by this morning's fiasco, he decided that he would wait it out in Sweets' office.
"So, How exactly to plan on telling your therapist about this situation." Booth jumped to the side a little bit.
"When the hell do you plan to start knocking when you enter a room instead of just randomly popping in at in any damn moment? I am going to die of a fucking cardiac arrest by the time this shit is over." Booth salmmed his hands on the table, causing Teddy to jump.
"No wonder you need a theripist. You have the tounge of a sailor, Sarge." Teddy straightened his uniform.
"I don't give a damn." As he was saying that, Sweets walked in. The young psychologist raised an eyebrow.
"You don't give a damn about what, Agent Booth?" Sweets sat on his desk, grabbing his yellow legal pad and the first pen he could touch.
"Sorry, I was just talking to Teddy." Sweets raised an eyebrow at him.
"Teddy who?" Sweets lokked around the room to make sure it was just him and Booth in the office.
"Teddy Parker. The annoying ghost who has been popping in and out around everywhere and scaring the hell out of me since six this morning!"
"Interesting. Agent Booth, are you saying you are being followed by a random poltergeist?
Is this Teddy Parker someone you know personally?"
"He's not a poltergeist, he's just Teddy, and yes I new him personally. I went to war with him in '93. He was killed in action." Sweets nodded, and jotted something down on his Legal pad.
"Have you seen the 'ghost' of Teddy before?" Booth nodded.
"Only once, when the gravedigger had me on that ship. But, other than that,
no." Again, Sweets began writing on his legal pad.
"What does he say to you?" Random secret psychological jab. Sweets congradulated himself for being sneaky and pretending like it was actually a ghost, instead of Booth's subconcious, like it obviously was.
"On the ship or now?"
"He is saying different things? Then tell me both. It will help in the end."
Booth took a deep breath in.
"Well, on the ship, he told me it wasn't my fault he died in action, and then he
left. Now, the little bastard is saying that he has a purpose to fufill on Earth
before he can rest in peace and go to heaven, and that this little purpose is
to get me and Bones together, which is completely ludicrious in itself." Sweets smiled.
So, this little "ghost" of Booth's was currently on team 'Get Booth and Brennan together'
also, huh? He liked this guy. He began to write more notes on his legal pad.
Feeling a bit sneaky, and completely determined to win the Jeffersonian prize of 100 bucks
to get the two partners together, Sweets decided to take a shot at getting Booth to follow
the ghost's purpose. After all, who was going to beleive it took a ghost to get Booth and
Brennan together, anyway?
"Why don't you take this 'Teddy's' advice? You realize that when you take it, he will
be gone, and will leave you alone. If what you said is true, he won't leave 'til the jobs done.
I'm sure you'd like the rest, and peace of mind." And the fact that I have totally won that hundred bucks!
He is so buying this bullshit...
"Are you mental?!" Booth jumped up and yelled, causing Sweets to drop his legal pad. He quickly bent down to pick it up.
"What, Booth? He will not leave until you go out with Dr. Brennan, Booth!" Might as well stick to the original plan..
"Do you honestly beleive she'll date me? I'm positive the feeling's not mutual there!" Sweets eyes shot open,
he quickly jotted some stuff on his legal pad.
"You have romantic feelings for Dr. Brennan?" Booth raised an eyebrow. Teddy began to snicker..
"Where the hell did you pull that from?" Sweets smirked.
"You said 'I am positive the feeling's not mutual there.' That directly leads me to believe that you have romantic feelings for her, and that you are not going to ask her out because you are afraid she doesn't love you back."
"LOVE?! I do not love Bones. We are just partners." But Sweets was on a mission.
"Do you have sexual fantasys about her? Are you constantly thinking about her?" Teddy had now began to roll around with laughter.
"No and NO! God Damn it! I'm leaving!"
And with that, Booth stormed out of his office, red in the face and completely pissed, being followed by a Teddy in hysterics.
"Shut up, Teddy!" Booth glared at him.
"I like that Dr. Sweets. Good guy, funny as hell."
Booth ignored him, and began to think to himself.
'Am I really in love with Bones?'
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A/N, again! Teehee, I love Sweets. Hope that wasn't TOO OOC, lol.
P.s. in case y'all were wondering, I just made up that whole office bet thing, figured it be something fun to throw in there.
Please comment, and I'll be sure to write quicker. I love hearing what people think and want to see in future chapters.
Oh, and wldct6, thanks agian for the chapter title :D
As always,
Merci!
Au reviour