Evil Planning
A/N- Muah ha ha. I get tired of the Squints torturing BxB and getting what they want. The tables have turned. Muahhahahaha!
Description- Teddy's back, and this time with a NEW purpose in mind, and hes not leaving till the job is entirely done. Spoilers for 'The Hero in the Hold.'
Disclaimer. I dont own Bones, and if i did, Brennan and Booth would be, like, married, right about now, lol. I only own my plotlines and charecters.
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"Booth!" Brennan broke into a jog to catch up with her obviously pissed partner.
"How'd it go with Sweets?" Booth scowled.
"He's a complete asshole." Brennan's eyebrows shot up.
"Wow, Booth, just wow. What happened?"
"Dumb ass accused me of liking you, which is retarded of him. You even know that your just my socially retarded brilliant partner." That stung. He was being a complete bastard.
"You don't like me? At all?! And I am getting better at understanding regular slang." She folded her arms.
"No, Bones, your my best friend." His tone softened a bit. "He accused me of thinking of you in a sexual way. And, your slang does need some work"
She popped him in the arm.
"I'll try. Why did he accuse you.. of that? What did you say?"
"I said.. "Do you honestly beleive she'll date me? I'm positive the feeling's not mutual there!" And he immeadeatly went to the whole 'You wanna have sex with her' conclusion, being the dumbass he is."
"What did you mean, 'The feelings not mutual'? And why were you talking about dating me?" She was full of curiousity now. Did he like her in 'that' way?
"Teddy says.." Oh great. Teddy is behind all this. Teddy, Booth's little poltergiest. "..that his purpose is to get us to get together. And he is not leaving until that happens. And its really pissing me off."
Brennan began to fret on that, and, if there was a 'Teddy', she was willing to give the 'dating Booth' thing a shot. She was getting tired of Angela always catching her staring at him when he's in those tight teeshirts, and everyone always pairing them up. No more 'Good Doctor'; its 'Bad Doctor' time.
After a deep breath in, She was ready.
"I have an idea. I don't know about you, but I'm getting sick of this whole 'lets pair Booth and Bren up' bull. And I'm sure 'Teddy' wants to go to heaven right"
Booth cut her off.
"Where are you going with this?"
"Lets turn these damn tables. Lets go out!" Brennan smiled, amazed at her own mischevious plan.
"What?! I thought you didn't want to...." He was dumbfounded. What the hell is she planning?
"We are are going to do a spoof."
"You mean a prank?" He raised an eyebrow at her.
"Whatever. We are going to pretend to go out for like two weeks or so. Become the 'Wonder Couple.' Then, out of the blue, begin yelling and fighting and 'break up'. IN front of everyone, Then after a few days of 'what happened with you?' we will reveal its a prank, tell them to screw off, and go back to normal. We'll go the whole 10 yards."
"9 yards, Bones." He was seriously getting attracted to this 'mischevious' Bones.
"Those ,too. We'll kiss in public, hold hands, etcetera. We'll even make 'trips' to the janitor's closet. But, it will all mean nothing. Just one, huge prank on everyone. It might even cheat you out of that Teddy bull, too!" Booth laughed.
"God doesn't fall for that, you know."
"Well, you can damn well try, can't you?" Booth hrugged
"Guess so. When do you want to make the 'announcement'?"
"Tomarrow, at that meeting your speaking at. Everyone wil be there. In the end of your speech, call me up there, ask me out, we'll swap spit, everyone will clap, Angela will squeel, and we'll go from there." All Booth could do was grin at this point. For being a social nerd, that Temperance Brennan could pull a prank.
"Sounds great Bones. See you tomarrow. " And much to his surprise, she stood on her tiptoes, kissed him on the cheek, and walked off. All he could do was watch her go.
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"Sarge!" Teddy walked up to him.
"Hey Teddy! Guess what?"
"You askd her out, didn't you! Way to go!" Teddy patted him on the back.
"Not yet. Tomarrow at the meeting. Be there, but if you don't mind, I need some sleep, so out of my bed tonight, please?"
"Okay. Good for you." He was being secure.
'Shit.' Booth thought. 'He is really falling for it.'
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A/N HAHAHA! Lets see how this shin dig rolls downhill.
COMMENT I thrive off of them! Leave suggestions, there fun. OH! And im so sorry i havent brought Parker in yet. He'll be there in the next chap, promise!
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