Skull Fragments: A Million Tiny Pieces

by Lamia of the Dark

A collection of drabbles, bad jokes, crack pairings, and basically any little thing that pops into my head. NEW: Total Mouthgasm

9. Booth and Davenport

DISCLAIMER: Bones belongs to FOX. Lucas Davenport is from the Prey book series (Rules of Prey, Shadow Prey, Eyes of Prey, etc.) which belongs to John Sandford.

-- Booth and Davenport --

Booth and Bones were sent to help identify the murder victims in a case in Minneapolis/St. Paul. They would be working with the local cops. Namely the agent responsible for cracking many difficult cases who also had a reputation for his unorthodox methods, Lucas Davenport.

"Davenport..." Booth said thoughtfully. "Isn't that another word for 'couch'?"

Lucas turned to Bones. "Is his first name Telephone, by any chance?"

"His first name is actually Seeley," Bones answered, completely missing the point of the joke.

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