Teddy, the Annoying Ghost

A Question-

Desc-BxB start the little 'spoof' (haha Brennan)

disclaimer- I own bones, which is the reason im writing a FANfic, instead of the real thing.
Theres a smart one:) haha

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Booth picked up Parker at 8 that morning, and planned on taking him to the speech.

"Daddy?" is son called out from the back seat of the SUV.

"What, bub?"

"You seem nervous. Whats going to happen?" He sounded conerned. Booth smiled

"Aw, bub, its no big deal. I just have to give a big speech to motivate the team. They've been kinda slack lately. NO biggie!"

"Do you have stage fright?" Booth was shocked.

"No, I'm okay. I promise." Booth calmed down a bit.

"Okay, daddy! Will Dr. Bones be there?" And got nervous again...

"Yes, bub, she most definately will."

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The speech had gone by fabulously, but it was this next part Booth was so worried about.

For the past 17 minutes, he had been telling the team 'You're doing amazing', 'we need to stick together' and what ever else was needed to make sure all ends of the team were secure. He looked over the audience. Parker was on the verge of falling asleep, Angela kept whispering something to Cam, Hodgins was caught up in the lecture, Cullen was listening intently, Sweets was still making notes on the damned legal pad, Teddy was in the corner, just staring and the other 8 FBI members were either whispering to eachother or occasionally shot Brennan a 'Am I doing okay?' look, and she would smile or give him a slight thumbs up, and this kept him motivated to keep going.

All the way to the 'Grand Finale'.

"...And now I would like to call up my brilliant partner, Dr. Temperance Brennan, and ask her a question. Bones..."

He smiled and gestered at her for her to come, and she smiled and gracefully walked up to Booth's podium. All 15 pairs of eyes (16 if you count Teddy's, whose were only visible to Booth) stared at them,
anxiously waiting to see what was up.

Brennan smiled at him, but her eyes clearly said 'Do not screw this up." He took a sharp intake of breath.

"Hey Bones." He smiled at her, as nervous as can be.

"Hi Booth." Get on with it, please. He swallowed harshly.

"Would you like to go out with me? You know, a date?" Well, that was cheesy....

He winced slightly, half expecting her to pop him in the shoulder for not thinking 'the line' through.
He then discovered, at that moment, that if she hadn't decided to become an anthropolgist, she could have made it out as an actress.

And a damn good one at that.

She seemed to blush slightly and grinned.

"You don't know how long I've been wanting to hear that." She took his hand in hers. "And yes, I will."

She then stood on her toes and threw her arms around him, and began to kiss him. Surprised, Booth returned the gesture, but is mind was reeling.

'She is a damn good actress.' He thought to himself, completely forgetting the crowd watching them. He was extremely caught up in the moment, somewhat wishing it was the 'real deal', even though he'd never admit that to anyone, especially not her...

'He is a damn good kisser.' She pushed herself into him more. By now, the entire room had erupted in wolf-whistling and clapping.
Angela was on the verge of passing out; she hadn't stopped squeeling through the whole three minutes of the kiss, and Parker covered his eyes. Teddy started doing a little dance in the back corner, and was chanting something about "Go Sarge!"

Booth broke the kiss first, in desperate need for air. The crowd was still carrying on, and the two partners blushed slightly.
Parker spoke up.

"Daddy! Gross! Why did you kiss Dr. Bones?" Everyone laughed. Booth didn't know quite what to say.

"Uh, because we are going out now." He looked at Brennan for approval, and she shrugged.

"Okay, but, don't kiss her around me. Its really gross!" Booth and Brennan chuckled.

"okay, bub. Okay." He smiled.

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A/N- It was short, yes. Im also really happy you find the story funny.

As always, please comment. They motivate me:D

Merci,
Au Reviour