Skull Fragments: A Million Tiny Pieces

by Lamia of the Dark

A collection of drabbles, bad jokes, crack pairings, and basically any little thing that pops into my head. NEW: Total Mouthgasm

11. Squeamish

DISCLAIMER: Bones belongs to FOX.

-- Squeamish --

"EW!" shrieked the new lab assistant. "Liquid pee got on me! LIQUID PEE!"

"Liquid pee?" Cam said quietly to Hodgins. "As opposed to what, exactly?"

"Non-liquid pee?" Hodgins guessed, snickering. "So, who's going to tell the squeamish kid she's fired? You? Or are you going to make Dr. Brennan do it?"

Cam frowned, trying to decide.

"Ooh, can I do it?" Hodgins blurted out, sounding way too excited at the prospect.

"I think I'll handle this one myself."

"Aw... I wanted to..."

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