Teddy, The Annoying Ghost.
Show yourself!- I cannot get a good description in without giving away my entire plot for this chapter. So Sorry:) Read and find out.
Disclaimer- I do not own bones. Wish I did, but I don't.
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"Now that's just not fair!" It was Brennan this time who had stood up and started yelling like an idiot. Booth's eyes got wide as he yanked his partner/prank-girlfriend back down.
"Bones! Shh!" He gave a her a look that read 'Behave!'
"Booth! Its just not fair that Parker can see Teddy, but I can't." Brennan uncharacteristically stomped her foot like a five year old. "Why do you suppose he can see him, but I cant?"
"Dr. Bones, you can't see Mr. Teddy?" Parker raised an eyebrow in a very Booth-like manner.
"No honey, I can't. And its pissing me off." She crossed her arms.
"Language, Bones! He's seven!" He glared at her.
"I'm almost eight, daddy!" Parker crossed his arms.
"I know, bub, but, still, bad language is still bad."
"But then, why do you say damn, and hell..." Booth's eyes got wide.
"PARKER! Do not say those words, even if you are referencing.."
"..or else you'll sound all mean. Listen to your daddy, Parks, or else you'll come around to people as a 'bad guy', and you don't want that." Teddy cut in.
"OK, Mr. Teddy!" Parker gave Teddy a hug, and if it was at all possible for a ghost to do so, Teddy blushed.
"Booth! What'd he say? I wanna know!" Brennan was tugging at his sleeve.
"He told Parker not cuss, okay."
"Okay, but I still want to see him!"
"Not gunna happen. He only seems visible to me, Parker, and your brother." Teddy spoke up.
"Jared can see you, too?" Booth's jaw dropped.
"Anyone related by blood or marriage can see me."
"Then why can't Bones? We're a couple now! She doesn't believe in marriage, thet's not fair to her, Teddy!" Booth was being serious now. He looked the ghost straight in the eyes.
"Mabey its because this isn't true love. She's not family to you yet, Sarge." He gave Booth a
"Are you serious?" Booth slammed his fist on table.
"'Bout what, Sarge?" Teddy tilted his head to the side.
"Your not leaving until she's family?!" Oh, damn!
"Guess so." Teddy shrugged.
"Dammit Booth! I wanna be in this conversation, too! Show yourself, apparition!" Brennan was now yelling.
Everyone in the diner got quiet and stared at that little booth by the window. People looked at them with eyes of disgust and confusion. Brennan, Parker, Booth, and even Teddy sunk lower in their seats. Booth flagged down the next waitress that passed by and asked for his check.
The trio and Teddy loaded up in the SUV. Not one of them spoke a word the whole way to Rebecca's house, where they were to drop off Parker. When they pulled up in her driveway, Booth spoke up.
"Hey, Parks, you know its not right to lie, eh?"
"Yes, sir."
"Well, don't tell your mom about Mr. Teddy, okay?"
"But, why?"
"Because, not everyone can see him, and they'll think you are lying."
"Oh, okay." Parker and Booth simultaneously got out of the car. Brennan decided it was best for her to stay in the SUV.
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Rain was pouring down the sides of the car as Booth and Brennan pulled up to the Jeffersonian. Booth gave Brennan his coat, and then the both made a break for the doors, laughing and competing, like they always do.
As if on guard, Angela was already waiting at the window. She trotted up to the 'couple' as the pushed through the doors of the Jeffersonian. Seeing Angela, Brennan turned Booth around and kissed him with no forewarning. He kissed back, surprised, but then heard Angela squealing, and understood why.
She broke the kiss, and smiled at him, then walked right up to her best friend. Booth walked off to find if he ad a new case.
"Tell me everything!" Angela was bouncing on her toes.
"Well, where do I start?" Brennan began to ponder purposely, just because she knew Angela would hate it.
"Is he a good kisser?"
"I dont think that's a good place to.."
"Dam'mit Bren! Is he a good kisser?" Brennan smiled to herself.
"Yes. He very much so is." Angela squealed.
"Can he work it between the sheets?" Brennan's mouth opened a little bit.
"You actually think I've had sex with Booth already?"
"Uh, yeah! You two are bound to jump things a bit."
"Well, I haven't." Angela gasped, then smirked.
"Ha ha, yes you have. Your lying!"
"Angela! We've had Parker all weekend; I couldn't do anything even if I wanted to!"
"You don't want to?"Angela gasped.
"I do! Its just, complicated.." That was the first time she had ever used those words.
"Why?"
"I really don't want to screw this relationship up. I like him, Angela." Those were the first real words of truth she had spoken to Angela, and herself. She liked Booth, and she didn't want to screw the prank up and ruin the relationship forming there. Now, wether she was 'heels over head' or whatever in the hell it was in love, she wasn't sure, but she was sure she cared about him enough not to mess up the partnership.
"Ah, I see." Angela couldn't stop the smile that formed at the corners of her lips.
"What?"
"You really like him, Don't you?" Angela began to bounce again.
"I'm going out with him, remember?"
"Uh, Yeah, but, you really like him, Bren. You love him, don't you?"
Brennan did not know what to say without giving the wrong impression or ruining the Spoof.
She rolled her eyes and walked away.
"I'm not finished with you, Bren."
"But I am with you, Ange." Brennan waved at Angela, and headed to her office.
She had decided to ask Booth to the janitor's closet.
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A/N
I'll update soon:) Thanks for reveiwing.
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