TEDDY the annoying Ghost
Busted!
A/N- Oh my goodness! I haven't had the time to update, so, yah.
Hopefully, this chapter will make up for the lost time. i have been SO SO SO busy, ya hear?
C7-Busted!- BxB take a little 'trip'
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"Booth!" Brennan jogged up to her partner. He turned around.
"Hey, Bones, whats up?" She seemed slightly out-of-breath.
"You. Me. Janitors closet on the second floor. Now." She pointed towards the stairs.
"What?! The janitor's closet, Bones? We've been 'going out' for ,what, three days?"
"True, but Angela thinks..."
"Angela, thinks? Come on, Bones, we can't push it. How are we going to fake that, anyway?"
"You will see if you just come with me!" She grabbed his arm, and pulled him to the stairs He groaned, but followed her.
"You owe me for this Bones!" She raised an eyebrow at him
"Money?"
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Brennan shut the closet door behind them and locked it. She turned on the light.
The room was tiny, and in need of vacuuming. There were brooms and mops in one corner and four shelves of cleaning supplies on the left wall.
"So, Bones, how do plan on pulling this off without actually doing 'it'?"
"Easy. Take off your clothes." She made a hand gesture at him.
"What? No, I refuse!" Booth crossed his arms like a four year old.
"Fine. Everything but your undergarments."
"Okay. Then what?" Booth began to take off his suit.
"I'll take off mine." Booth began to fidget; it would be awkward to see her like that.
After 5 minutes the two of them were in their underwear, and they both had to admit,
it was uncomfortable.
"Now, Bones, what next in this 'brilliant' plan?" He tried to put as much sarcasm in that sentence as he could.
"Lie down." He looked at her funny, then did as he was told, and she joined him.
"And now?" They were facing each other.
"Roll." She said it very
"What is this? Stop, drop, and roll?"
"No. Fake sex. That's what it is." And she began to toss back and forth, and Booth followed, baffled.
And so, there they were, half naked, rolling on the janitor's closet floors.
"Bones, how doe this resemble sex, at all?"
"When we leave, we Will be out of breath and our hair will look ridiculous, just like the real thing." He nodded, realising how well- thought out her plan was.
"Booth!" Brennan randomly moaned. He jumped up, worried.
"What?" He furrowed his eyebrows and she looked at him funny.
"I'm acting! Get in character. We have to vocalize some, you know!"
"Okay, then." He took a breath in. "Bones!" He tried to sound as 'into' it as possible,
but she just glared at him.
"Don't make it obvious, Booth!"
"Make what obvious, Sarge?" Teddy crossed his arms and frowned.
"Teddy!" Reddening, Booth tried to cover himself.
"I know your lying, Sarge. Its obvious. You have underwear on."
"So, I guess we are busted?" Booth had a sheepish look on his face.
"Busted. And in for a busting."
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A/N
UH OH! BxB are in trou-ble! What next?
again, sorry for the delay
-W