Chapter 4
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The 2 teens were nearly asleep by the time Cebrease got to the castle.
Bankotsu yawned. "I'm tired." He said yawning once again.
Kagome got up and yawned a high-pitched yawn. "Me too."
Bankotsu grabbed Kagome's wrists and untied them anong with her ankles.
"Lets go inside now." Bankotsu said. He picked up Kagome and jumped down to the ground 100 feet below.
He kicked open one of the large doors and walked in.
Just as soon as he walked 2 steps he was elbowed in the face.
"Welcome home ANAKI!" Jakotsu shouted.
"Happy birthday!"
Bankotsu groaned as he slowly climbed to his feet. He was holding his split open forehead.
He dropped his hand to his side and smiled.
"You guys....." Bankotsu said. He lowered his head and looked back up at them. "Are the best comerades a leader could ask for!" Bankotsu shouted.
He jumped over to them.
"Big brother, did you already go out and get yourself a present?" Renkotsu asked snickering.
"You talkin' about Kagome? If so....perhaps....whatever that means." Bankotsu said. He burst out in a fit of laughter.
"AAAAAAAAAnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! Why dud youze brinz that wench harare?!" Jakotsu whined.
"Jakotsu, don't let the presence of a woman fuck up your vac....vuc....varac....Renkotsu, help me out here." Bankotsu said.
"Vocoulabary."
"Thank you."
"Anaki, if I may point out, you never bring women home unless they are whores. She does not have the look or scent of a prostuite." Renkotsu said.
"Yeah, yeah, so what?" Bankotsu asked. ("Oh good, they don't remember her! This is perfect!") Bankotsu thought.
Later that night.........waaaaaaaaaaaaay past my bedtime.......damn cerfiew......
Kagome was awakened by the sound of music and beer mugs clashing.
She walked downstairs.
Kagome stared at Bankotsu, whom was upon a table dancing. Jakotsu was on the one next to him.
[Bankotsu only]
"Gather 'round ye lads and lassies, set ye for a while,
and harken to me mournful tale about the Emerald Isle.
Let's all raise our glasses high to friends and family gone,
and lift our voices in another Irish drinkin' song." Bankotsu sang in a Irish accent.
"Consumption took me mother and me father got the pox,
me brother drank the whiskey 'till he wound up in a box.
Me other brother in the troubles met with his demise,
me sister has forever closed her smilin' Irish eyes."
[Everyone]
"Now everybody's died, so until our tears are cried,
we'll drink and drink and drink and drink and then we'll drink some more.
We'll dance and sing and fight until the early mornin' light,
then we'll throw up..." [Suikotsu leaned out the window and threw up.] pass out...[Renkotsu passed out.] wake up...[he than woke up] and then go drinkin' once again.
[Bankotsu only]
"Ken was killed in Killkinney, Claire she died in Clares,
Tip in Tipperary died out in the dairy air.
Shannon jumped into the river Shannon back in June,
Ernie fell into the urn and Tom is in the tomb."
Cleanliness is godliness me Uncle Pat would sing,
he broke his neck-a-slippin' on a bar of Irish bing.
O'Grady he was eighty, 'tho his bride was just a pup,
he died upon the honeymoon when she got his Irish up.
[everyone]
'Ey!
Now everybody's died, so until our tears are cried,
we'll drink and drink and drink and drink and then we'll drink some more.
We'll dance and sing and fight until the early mornin' light,
then we'll throw up, pass out, wake up and then go drinkin' once again.
Hockey fight tune
[Jakotsu]
Joe Murphy fought with Riley near the cliffs of Alderney,
he took out his shillaly and he stabbed him in the spleen.
Crazy Uncle Mike thought he was a leprechaun,
but in fact he's just a leper and his arms and legs are gone.
When Timmy Johnson broke his neck it was a cryin' shame,
he wasn't really Irish, but he went to Notre Dame.
MacNamara crossed the street and by a bus was hit,
but he was just a Scotsman so nobody gave a shit.
[everyone]
Now everybody's died, so until our tears are cried,
we'll drink and drink and drink and drink and then we'll drink some more.
We'll dance and sing and fight until the early mornin' light,
then we'll throw up, pass out, wake up and then go drinkin' once again.
Hava Nagila Ole!!
[Bankotsu]
Me drunken Uncle Brendan tried to drive home from the bar,
the road rose up to meet when he fell out of his car.
Irony at once befell me Great Grand Uncle Sam,
when he choked upon the very last potato in the land.
Connor lived in Ulster-town, he used to smuggle arms,
until the British killed him and cut off his lucky charms.
And dear old Father Flanagan who left the Lord's employ,
drunk on sacramental wine beneath the altar boy.
[everyone]
Now everybody's died, so until our tears are dried,
we'll drink and drink and drink and drink and then we'll drink some more.
We'll dance and sing and fight until the early mornin' light,
then we'll throw up, pass out, wake up and then go drinkin' once again.
[Bankotsu]
Someday soon I'll leave this world of pain and toil and sin,
the Lord will take me by the hand to join all of me kin.
Me only wish is when the Savior comes for me and you,
He kills the cast of Riverdance and Michael Flatley too.
[everyone]
Now everybody's died, so until our tears are cried,
we'll drink and drink and drink and drink and then we'll drink some more.
We'll dance and sing and fight until the early mornin' light,
then we'll throw up, pass out, wake up and then go drinkin' once again,
then we'll throw up, pass out, wake up and then go drinkin' once again,
then we'll throw up, pass out, wake up and then go drinkin' once again.
OLE!
Bankotsu nabbed his mug.
"Come on me mates! Dance with me!" Bankotsu commanded.
The members that were capible of dancing climbed onto the table.
They started doing the Riverstomp. (Or is it the highland dance? Idk. Tell me if u know!)
The people began singing and clapping rythmicitaly.
The sound of boots pounding on the wood table was even and rythmatic.
The capible ones aside from Bankotsu (Jakotsu, Suikotsu, and Renkotsu) Did backflips off the table.
Bankotsu's steaps became faster.
He quickly nabbed a rose and stuck in in his mouth.
He than did a flip, removing his armor and Haori. Now his bare chest was exposed and his chest musles bounced slightly.
When he grew tired he did 3 flips.
Everytime he landed the crowd clapped twice.
Bankotsu ended by doing a backflip.
"Drink and eat your fill me boys!" He exclaimed.
about half an hour later Bankotsu found Kagome.....
"Eeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy." Bankotsu mumbled.
"Bankotsu, I think you've had to many drinks." Kagome said.
"I'll want as much as I drink to." Bankotsu said before passing out.
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