OMG!!!!! I am SO x gazillion sorry for not updating this fic !!!! Well, I've been super busy with school (lol lots of authors say that), but of course, I've had other problems too. This time, I promise that I will update at least every 2 weeks x).
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Sakura2079, LoveIsMyHate (luv u girl !!!), himena, and Uchiha-Kirara !!!!
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Disclaimer: I own Naruto !!! *three men in a black suit come with guns pointed at my head* umm .. never mind.
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(In Literature Class with Tenten and Neji)
In literature class, which was taught by the infamous Kakashi Hatake (A/N: i can almost hear the screaming fangirls now .. o.O), nobody really paid attention. Why? Well, because Mr. Hatake did nothing except read Icha Icha Paradise.
..But not today.
Today, he was actually teaching a lesson .. about Icha Icha Paradise (cue the sweatdrop !!). And everybody was forced to listen to his male pervertedness.
Tenten had fallen asleep, and Neji, who sat next to her, shook her to wake her up.
"Neji," she mumbled, "I think you're hot .."
Neji blushed and yanked his hand away.
"Tenten," he whispered, "You really need to get up !"
At that exact moment, Mr. Hatake was staring right at them.
"YOU!" he said while pointing his finger at them, "YOU! TENTEN AND NEJI, YOU GET DETENTION!"
And it was then that Tenten sleepily raised her head and said, "What did I miss?"
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(In PE with Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto)
"Ugh," Sakura whined, "Guy always makes us run extra laps."
"Hn." Sasuke said, apparently not in the mood to release his full vocabulary.
"It's ok, Sakura-chan!!" Naruto said, "I'll carry you if you get tired! Believe it!"
Sakura in return just glared and said, "Never in a million, TRILLION—"
She fell face-first right into the cement and was knocked out.
Naruto then gasped in horror and said, "OMG! SHE'S DEAD! NOOOOOOOO"
Sasuke bonked him on the head and said, "No, dobe, she's just unconscious."
Guy jogged over and inquired, "Oh my, what happened to our Sakura blossom?"
"SHE DIED !!" Naruto cried while sobbing hysterically.
"Dude, shut up." Sasuke stoically replied, "she's just unconscious."
Naruto opened his mouth to say something unbelievably witty, but couldn't think of anything, so he closed it.
Sasuke smirked. (A/N: oh yeah!! 3)
Guy said, "Lee, why don't you take Sakura to the office?"
And suddenly, Sasuke felt something he had never felt before:
Jealousy
He instinctively yelled, "No, guy, I'll take her!"
Guy couldn't argue with a man in love (or so he thought), so he let Sasuke take her.
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(At the Nurse's Office)
Sasuke appeared in the doorway, sweating from running so fast, and carrying an unconscious Sakura bridle style.
"Oh, why hello, Sasuke-kun!" the nurse said, batting her eyelashes.
Said male inwardly rolled his eyes and replied, "Listen, lady, I need a bed for my, uh, friend. She fainted."
"Is she your girlfriend, Sasuke-kun?" the nurse angrily asked.
"Ugh, whatever, woman. Shut up. I need a bed. NOW." Sasuke stoically said.
The nurse fumed, but showed Sasuke to the only bed that was vacant. This bed, surprisingly, was next to Hinata's bed, with Shikamaru sitting next to her.
"Hey, man," Shikamaru lazily greeted.
"Hn." Sasuke smirked.
"Seems like Sakura and Hinata fainted." Shikamaru observed.
"DUH!" Sasuke said.
Shikamaru looked at him weirdly.
Sasuke said, "Oh, I meant… Hn."
Shikamaru nodded, "That's more like it."
Naruto came bounding in through the door, screaming in fright, and with a pale face.
"Hold on there, young man," the nurse tried to stop him. Naruto just kept on running.
"Is Sakura-chan okay?" Naruto pleadingly asked.
"No, dobe. She died, and she's never coming back. They just sent her body to her family for the cremation.
"Why?? WHY??"
"You idiot, we're just messing with you. She's alive and well."
"OH THANK GOD!!"
"….Hn."
"Oh, look, Hinata's here, too. OHMIGOD, HINATA'S HERE! IS SHE OK?"
Shikamaru lazily said, "What do you think?"
"Um…." Naruto thought, "…she's okay?"
"Ding ding, we have a winner," Shikamaru sarcastically replied, "How troublesome."
Sakura suddenly shot up.
"Ohh.." she groaned, holding her head, "what happened?"
"Hn," Sasuke said, turning away and blushing.
"Oh no! What happened to Hinata?" Sakura exclaimed, "Naruto, you better give her mouth to mouth!"
"Sure, I guess! As long as she doesn't die!" Naruto yelled.
Everybody sweatdropped.
So Naruto leaned down and.......
Hinata's eyes opened slowly.
"Oh, I guess she doesn't need mouth to mouth."
Hinata took this chance and pretended to die again.
"OH YES SHE DOES NARUTO! LOOK AT HER!" Sakura yelled, not wanting to lose the opportunity.
So, Naruto leaned down and their lips touched. Hinata started kissing back, and Naruto got into it as well. 5 minutes later, they came apart.
"Dude, finally," Sasuke said.
Shikamaru got mad and whispered in Naruto's ear, "I guess I'll have to go for Sakura now, since you and Hinata got together. What a drag."
Naruto nodded and turned to Hinata.
"Hina-chan, will you go to the dance with me and be my girlfriend?"
Hinata promptly fainted.
"Oh, I guess it's time for mouth to mouth again!" Naruto gleefully exclaimed.
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(In Detention)
"Listen up you maggots!" Anko said while pacing back and forth with a bebe gun in hand (A/N: … don't ask -_-) "You're gonna stay in here for the next hour! I don't want any smoking, drinking, PDA, or PERVERTED BOOKS ! YOU HEAR THAT KAKASHI?"
Neji raised his hand and said, "Anko-sensei, Kakashi's not here."
Anko caught herself and replied, "Well, I knew that.. I was just testing your reflexes, maggot."
"….Right."
A few minutes later, Anko left the classroom in search of that cursed Kakashi, leaving the two teens alone (since they were the only ones in detention).
"So, Tenten.." Neji said.
"So, Neji.." Tenten said.
"You think I'm hot?" Neji smirked.
"Um … well, let me just show you how I feel about you," Tenten playfully said, "Just close your eyes."
"Score!" Neji thought as he closed his eyes.
Tenten smiled devilishly and leaned in …..
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-xRosewithThornsx