Covenant vs. Ninjas
"OK OK!!! Just don't eat me!!!" yelled Sakura at MC.
MC's mask somehow formed a grin, which looked crazed in Sakura's eyes, and he put her down and petted her head like a dog. Sakura flinched but MC ignored it. He went to grab Sasuke (who is still asleep), Naruto, and Kakashi (who didn't look so good). MC nodded to Sakura to lead the way, which she did.
As Sakura led MC to the Hokage Tower, he was dragging Sasuke and Kakshi on the ground WHILE skipping! They hit all kinds of things such as conveniently placed rocks, shards of glass, cactus, and other sharp and point objects. When they finally reached the Tower, Sasuke and Kakashi were pretty…jacked up. There were shards of glass and bits of rocks in their skin. Also, there were a number of cactus needles. Kakashi had the unfortunate luck of getting a needle in…well you guys don't need to know WHERE the needle was. Lets just say Kakashi will be in A LOT of pain.
When they entered the Tower, MC and Sakura got weird looks from all the ninjas present there. The looks confused Sakura. But MC, well his mask was still formed as a grin and he was still happily skipping along. About 5 minutes later, the group reached the Hokage's office and was let in by a scared-looking Shizune. When they got in, Tsunade was asleep. Sakura noticed and motioned for MC to come back outside the office.
Just outside the office, Sakura and MC were playing a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors to see who will go in and wake up Tsunade.
"Rock!" yelled Sakura as she shook her fisted, getting ready to throw out Paper.
"Paper!" yelled MC as he also shook his fist getting ready to throw out Rock.
"Scissors!" both yelled at the same time.
"SHOOT!!!!!" they roared as they threw out their 'weapons' or whatever.
"Hahaha!! I won!!!" yelled Sakura and started jumping up and down. Sakura noticed that MC was just standing there, staring at his fist so she gave him a helpful shove (push) into the office.
In the Hokage's Office…
MC noticed that he was now in the office but he didn't care. All he cared about now was…. HOW THE HELL CAN ROCK BE BEATEN BY PAPER!I mean rock is heavy and can rip through paper like nothing! But some how it manages to defeat rock. He picked up a rock at was embedded in Sasuke's skull and looked it over. He then got a piece of paper and examined it also. Then with the strength that only he possessed, MC made the rock rip the piece of paper. MC stared at this newfound discovery and studied it. Then with a cry of triumph, he tosses the pieces of paper and the rock in the air and celebrated. The rock unfortunately landed on Tsunade's head, which woke her up.
Outside the Office
Sakura considered going inside the office but thought better of it. She had seen what the Hokage could do when she was rudely awakened. Sakura glanced over to the human-size holes in the wall and shook her head. Lee never stood a chance…
Inside the Office…
Tsunade got up from her desk and walked over to MC. She thought it was her former teammate, Jiraiya, in some kind of suit. Tsunade grabbed MC shoulder, twisted him around, grabbed him but the front of his suit and lifted him into the air with one arm while the other was pulled back ready to launch him out of Earth's orbit.
"Jiraiya you pervert! What the hell are you doing here?" hissed Tsunade.
"Jiraiya?" asked MC, "Who is this Jiraiya? Is it something to eat because I'm really hungry!" He then looked down and whistled.
"Holy shitty-monkeys!" yelled MC, "you sure got a nice pair of…" and made hand motions at his chest.
Deciding that she had enough, Tsunade cocked back her fist and socked MC in the face, which launched MC through the doors.
MC flew pass Sakura and hit the wall with such impact that she wondered why he didn't just go through the wall just like Lee did…
Tsunade looked through the door and Sakura. She looked down and saw Kakashi, Sasuke, and a large puddle of blood underneath them.
"Gasp!" gasped Tsunade as she saw the state of the two ninjas. "What the fuck happened to them!" she all but screamed. Sakura looked down and saw the barely identified bodies of Sasuke and Kakashi and gasped.
"Gasp!!" also gasped Sakura and hurriedly rush the injured in the office to heal them.
After a few minutes of walk up several flights of stairs, MC finally made it to the Hokage's office.
"Hey" whispered Iruka.
"Yeah?" whispered MC, curious.
"You could have taken the elevator instead of walking up all those steps! Teehee!" laughed Iruka.
MC stared at Iruka. He just stared and stared and stared. Then with out warn, MC pulled out is favorite and trusty Magnum and busted a cap in Iruka's head. Iruka only being a Chuunin didn't have the training to dodge bullets so he took it to the head and dropped to the ground. MC then stared at the body of Iruka and stared and stared and stared! Then Iruka jumped up and laughed.
"HAHAHAHA!!!" laughed Iruka. "Silly fool! I have my Forehead Protector on! No head shot can kill me!" Iruka then took off his forehead protector and polished it with his trusty polishing kit. MC took this opportunity to shoot Iruka in both his kneecaps and walked away leaving Iruka to bleed until Anko saw him and snatch him away, never to be seen again until later…
Poor Iruka…he will be missed, just not right now…
Back to the Story!!!!
MC then walked into the office to talk with Tsunade about his problem.
In the Office…
Sakura and Tsunade were currently healing Sasuke and Kakashi when then heard someone coming in. Tsunade looked up to see that it was MC and frowned.
"Jiraiya, what the hell are you doing in that suit?" asked Tsunade.
"Ummm…Hokage-sama, that's not Jiraiya-sama…That's some Guy named Master Chief and he wanted to ask you something."
Both Sakura and Tsunade looked at MC waiting for him to tell them what he wanted to tell them but he just stood there. The duo waited and waited and waited until Tsunade figured out why he was just standing there. MC was staring at her jugs and somehow, an unmistakable blob of drool was dripping from where his mouth was suppose to be.
Having about enough, Tsunade slapped MC…hard and I mean really hard… his head did a 900-degree spin before it went back to normal. And all he had to say was….
"Oww"
"Please MC just tell her what you are here for so you can leave!" yelled Sakura impatiently.
"OK OK OK!" yelled MC, "just keep your shorts on…or not… Hehehe!"
"Ok, where I'm from, there are aliens called Covenant who are attacking everyone so basically I'm asking for you to help me. Send reinforcements!" pleaded MC. He gave them pictures of the Elites, jackals, Grunts, Hunter's, and the vehicles of the Covenant.
After looking over the pictures, Tsunade had come up with a decision.
"No" she said.
"COME ON! I mean look at the damn Elites and Hunters! Those guys are a bitch to kill! They both have shields and shit! And look at the shield of the damn Hunter! One hit can kill me! Please just send one team with me!" pleaded MC.
"If you don't and my home is destroyed, it will only be a matter of time before the Ninja world is destroyed! DUN DUUN DUUUUNNNNNN!!!" exclaimed MC.
Tsunade paled at these words and decided that she could send one team. But what team would that be…
Hmm… she thought Gai and his team has been getting on my nerves lately…. BUT then there's Asuma's team… Decisions Decisions…
"Ok take Kakashi's team, they get on my nerves the most especially Kakashi and his late-ass!" exclaimed Tsunade.
MC's mask broke into another grin and before Sakura or anyone else on the team could retort, MC grabbed all of them and took them to the ship.
Currently MC was repairing the ship while Sakura was filling her teammates on their current situation.
"So this guy needs our help to fight some aliens?" asked Kakashi.
Sakura nods
"And the Hokage choose us to do it out of hundreds of Genin teams?"
Sakura nods again.
There is a pause…
"Whatever…" replied Kakashi.
"HOW CAN YOU SAY WHATEVER? WE CAN FREAKING DIE OUT THERE!!!" yelled Sakura, Naruto, and surprisingly Sasuke. Kakashi's response to their yells was a shrug. But before the three could destroy their sensei. MC walks over to get their asses in gear and get into the ship.
"Get your Asses in gear punks! We are leaving in one hour. If you are not back in one hour I will shove my shiny black boot up your ass! NOW MOVE!" yelled MC. Team 7 cowered in fear. When they did not move, MC reached behind his back for something. That alone was enough for the group to hightail it out of there and get ready. What MC was reaching for was not a gun but…but…but!
A Donut.
He gazed lovingly at the donut and then with amazing speed, he ate it. He then turned around to see Team 7 back and with wide eyes.
"How did yo..." started Naruto but was cut off by MC.
"That's a question for another time now get in the damn ship!" shouted MC and Team 7 went inside it except Kakashi.
"What do you want?" asked MC.
"Teach me how you did that! I can do it too but I almost got caught! Please teach me!!!" pleaded Kakashi as he got on his knees and hugged MC's leg. MC petted Kakashi's head and said
"In time grasshopper…NOW GET IN THE DAMN SHIP FOR THE LAST TIME!!!" Kakashi squealed like a schoolgirl and went into the ship.
MC went inside the ship and flipped out some switches not knowing exactly what he was doing.
"Do you know what the hell you are doing?" asked Sasuke who had awoken from his seemingly endless slumber.
"Nope but there's nothing to worry about!!"
"Riiiiiiiiiight" replied Sasuke as they rose to the sky and into hyperspace. And if you listen hard enough, you can hear the guys screaming like girls and Sakura screaming like a guy…
PHEW! Finally done with this chapter! This one was fun to type. I'm sorry if it took so long to get it up but I'm lazy and yeah… So now I did my part you do yours,
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