Hello, I am Matsumoto! These are my friends and sake group, Izuru and Shuuhei! Today, we are going to talk to you about sake! All kinds of sake! Sake, sake, sake, sake! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! SAKE!

Sorry, about that! Hi, I am Izuru. The sake you always see us drink, well, now you can drink it to.

Dude, are you serious! Hi, I am Shuuhei and right now I am listening to the best offer there is for this sake! The Sake of Matsumoto, Shuuhei AND Izuru! WOAH! Only for… what, $10.00! You got to be kidding me on this amazing offer! I

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NO! What you need is Shunshui sake! It is only $9.00, way better then all sakes, especially Matsumoto, Shuuhei and Izuru's! Just call

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NOW! Before they get back on the

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Where were we… ahem! Did we say $10.00? We meant $5.00!

Dude, you got to be kidding on this offer. I'm serious dude, make it $7.00, $7.00 at least.

NO! Call now for a $5.00 sake! CALL!

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Wait, where's my name!

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Two for one, two sake's for the price of $8.00, unlike other people's two for $10.00! Call now and get the world's best sake! SHUNSHUI FOREVER!

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THREE FOR ONE! Three sake's for $5.00, the best sake for this price is what you want! Call now and get this once in a lifetime offer!

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Get ten for one!

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Twenty for one! Right here!

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Get all our supply for one!

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Get all OUR supply for the price of one!

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Ahh, we are getting a call right now. [Picks up phone] Yeah, okay… GREAT!

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Get all OUR supply and their supply for my price!

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That was you! You cheating bast**rd! That's low and cheap! When I get my hands on you!

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Yes, exactly, it is cheap! Huh? Matsumoto? What are you doing here? Wait! Don't touch the sake! Holy shit, you drank it all! Give it back!

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Shunshui you are so dead, okay! Here we are… what the hell! Matsumoto what are you doing!

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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! SAKEEEE!

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MATSUMOTO! YOUR PAPERWORK!

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SHIT! I'll take the sake! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!