A.N: I forgot to mention this last episode, but Spoon has a high pitched, nasally voice.

-Episode 2: Banshee-

-UNSC Base, The Pit-

"Sir, we got activity from the bad guys. It seems that they are making a giant metal purple bird that shoots fireballs!" said one of the good guys.

"Oh deer god. We are all going to die!" said their leader

"Ok, first of, it's called a banshee. And second, we have them too!" said another good guy

"Sorry, can't hear you. Listening to my music. *Oh just a small town girl, livin' in a lonely world. She took a midnight train goin' anywhere*

"Why do I even bother…"

(((Meanwhile)))

-Valhalla Cannon-

"Hello people!" yelled Spoon

"Shut the fuck up, mon!" replied Dr. Death before firing his shotgun

"Haha, you missed!" taunted Spoon before Dr. Death shot him with his shotgun again, "Fuck!"

"When will you ever learn Spoon?" said Sigma

"Well at least I'm not gay" said Spoon, before Sigma crouched down and meleed him with his Brute Shot. "Ow!"

"So what do you have to show us today Death?" asked Sigma

"Ah yes. Please walk this way, mon." said Dr. Death. "I call it, "The Really Fucking Big Purple Bird That Shoots Fireballs"!"

"I thought it was called a Banshee?" said Spoon. After another long silence Dr. Death shot Spoon…again, "Son of a-!"

"And exactly how will this help us take over the bloody world? The good guys have them too." Said Sigma

"What?" asked Dr. Death in surprise

"Yah, they have…er…Purple Birds, too."

"I'll kill tose bastards!" yelled Dr. Death before storming off.

"Hey Spoon"

"Yah"

"Dare you to drive that"

"I don't know. I'm not sure Dr. Death will-"

"Give you a nickel." Interrupted Sigma

"Ewe, shiny thing! You got your self a deal!" exclaimed Spoon, before hoping into the Banshee.

Just then, Dr. Death came back to the bass to pick up his gun. "Sorry, mon. Forgot my Rocket-Launcherinator" He said as he picked up a rocket launcher. He then turned around to go back to the Good Guy HQ, but not before noticing the Banshee was gone.

"Wait, mon. Where is da machine?"

"Oh, Spoon took it." Replied Sigma

"I'll kill tat bastard!" yelled Dr. Death, as he ran towards the balcony deck of their base.

"Spoon, what the fuck, mon! Why did ya take da purple bird?"

"'Cause I wanted a nickel!"

Dr. Death turned around and just looked at Sigma

"I have no bloody idea what he's talking about…" Replied Sigma

Dr. Death turned back around. "Get the hell out of there so I can kill ya, mon!

"But, my nickel…" replied Spoon.

"Oh, well. I tried."
"What, what?" asked Sigma

"Yah mon, I already did everything I could think of."

"But, aren't you going to do something?"

"Nah, mon. Besides, da systems are highly advanced." Said Dr. Death. "He'll never figure out how ta do its highly complicated maneuvers."

Just then Spoon did a barrel roll, and then a back flip behind Dr. Death.

"Or how ta use its weapon systems." Dr. Death continued, as Spoon flew back down and fired the duel plasma cannons, then the Fuel Rod cannon.

"And face it mon, he'll get bored eventually."

"I'm never going to get bored of this!" Spoon cried out.

After a couple of minutes of Spoon flying around like the idiot he is, and by idiot I mean flying around in circles over and over again, he called over the radio and asked a surprisingly smart question.

"Hey Death, this Purple Bird is really cool and all…butt how am I so post to see where I'm-" was all he was able to get out before he ran into a wall and blew up…(hopefully he doesn't re-spawn)

"Huh, I wonder if this has anything to do with tat extra piece had anyting ta do with it?" Dr. Death asked himself.

Both men looked to their left and saw a sheet of glass leaning up against the wall.

"Isn't that a windshield?" asked Sigma.

"Oh so that's what that is, mon!" exclaimed Dr. Death.

Just then sigma burst into laughter, and Death said…

"Fuck you, mon!" …before shooting Sigma in the leg with his shotgun.

'Bloody hell!"

-END-