Shop Bleach TV

by CaliforniacationNation25

The only place where your favorite characters are here to sell iconic items from the manga and anime to you! Through any means, yes, any means! Offers, discounts, two for ones, anything! And if you read this in teh next half hour, you get a cookie! GO!

4. Emo Sigh

Hi, I am Ulquiorra Schiffer and today I have an offer for you. How do you like to by exact replicas of my mask. Only for the price of $9.28, that's all you have to pay. Plus you get this emo pill our scientists have been working for a long time.

ME!

Szayel, please go. Ah… Yes, all you have to do is call

666 BLEACH EMO ULQUIORRA

Please, not to mistake it for

666 NARUTO EMO SASUKE

Thank you. Oh… wait; we have another offer for you. If you call the number right now, we will give these limited supply Ulquiorra action figures. They come in different styles. There is the happy Ulquiorra, 0_o, the sad Ulquiorra, 0_o, the angry Ulquiorra, 0_o, and of course the plain Ulquiorra, 0_o. So call

666 BLEACH EMO ULQUIORRA

The action figures also have a button in which they talk. "I am happy", "I am sad", "I am angry" and "I am feeling no emotion at all" all in the same tone. So, that's the mask, the emo pill and the action figure all for $9.28, just $9.28.

666 BLEACH EMO ULQUIORRA

Look at these children playing with my action figures.

"I like this doll, I'm going to put a dress and hair accessories and…"

Ah… wrong clip. They are action figures, not dolls. Any way…

666 BLEACH EMO ULQUIORRA

Oh, and if you see a large cat with blue hair walking around with a ton of catnip, please call the same number.

666 BLEACH EMO ULQUIORRA

If you are outside the Hueco mundo region please add an 11 before the call. Thank you.