Uh… hi, I'll try an author note for this one. Please review this; my goal is to get fifty reviews. I know it's a big goal but, "If you aim for the sun and miss, at least you land on the moon! Right!" Thanks for all the reviews so far. I know my characters are OOC; I'm trying to fix that. My friend also writes fan fiction and my friend is really good in being in character. My friends helped me on this one, so please comment! Thanks!

BUY! BUY! BUY! BUY! BUY!

Yachiru, we haven't even told them the product!

If we earn money can I get candy!

We have to do this stupid commercial because you used up the 11th Division budget for your stupid candy.

But I want CANDY! I'll ask Byakushi for candy, is that okay Kenny!

Whatever, then it'll be his problem. Ah, anyway! We spent all night making this idea… eye patches! Get eye patches that look exactly like mine.

EXCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPT they don't have super powers!

Yeah, whatever. All for the price of $2.00!

WHAT, ONLY $2.00, I'll never get my candy if it's $2.00 an eye patch. Kenny! You're so cheap!

Hey, Yumichika and Ikkaku made the price for the eye patch! They added all the cloth, the labor and whatever costs are needed and they got $5.00, we need $3.00 each eye patch to keep the 11th Division fund, so 5 – 3 = 2. $2.00 an eye patch!

Oh, once you have math involved everything gets clearer! OH, my line's next! CALL

11 BLEACH EYE KENPACHI

Wait! How about my name Kenny! Where's my name!

My name your candy, happy?

Yeah, very happy!

And, we have another offer! If you buy now you get replicas of my bells, for free!

HEY! Even with the math, free bells! That's too much!

Nobody would buy if we only put eye patches for sale, so we put bells too. The survey said so.

Let me see the survey! GIMME! GIMME! Okay, let's see…

YUMICHIKA: Offer Pink Eye Patches

IKKAKU: What he said Yumichika I mean, except if it's something dumb like, I dunno, pink eye patches. Yeah. Guess he'll never do that.

BYAKUYA: I don't care

ICHIGO: Whatever

KENPACHI: Add bells

Okay, we add bells to the offer and people will buy and I get my CANDY! That's what the survey said, people want bells! RIGHT! CANDY! CANDY! YAY! Everyone's happy!

Except for our buyers, what idiots to buy such lame merchandise from a crappy… SHIT! Were filming!

KENNY! You're bad at this! Just call

11 BLEACH EYE KENPACHI

CALL NOW! CALL NOW! I WANT MY CANDY!

Nobody's calling yet Yachiru, relax a little!

BUT I WANT MY CANDY NOW! I know, let's go to Byakushi's place, maybe he'll buy an eye patch and I get my candy! Or, he could give me candy!

Hey, anything's good. I guess. To the 6th Division Head Quarters.

YAY! BYAKUSHI, WE'RE COMING!

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Oh dear!

What is it Mr. Kuchiki-taichou

By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes. Let's get out of here Renji! To the 4th Division Head Quarters!

Huh? Why?

Knowing Kenpachi, Unohana is the only one who can save us now! Quick, they're close!

And, that's it. I know the last part isn't part of the commercial but I just couldn't help myself! Please review this! THANKS!