How to Drive Snape Insane in One Class Period

by LunaPadma

DO NOT ATTEMPT! IF you do, we are not responsible. It's just funny! Now torturing more teachers!

2. Trelawney

Instead of writing MORE Harry Potter, J.K. Rowling sits around and writes fanfiction. As if.

How to Drive Trelawney Insane in One Class Period

Step 1: Predict her death. Repeat as necessary

Step 2: Ask her if she tries to look crazy, or if it's natural

Step 3: Ask her how come she believes her FAKE predictions, but not her REAL predictions.

Step 4: Dance around singing, "Everyone knows you're a phony"

Step 5: Tell her that EVERYONE likes Firenze more than her, and with one look at those abs, it's COMPLETELY understandable.

Step 6: Throw crystal balls at her tea sets

When she runs around trying to strangle you, you have completed your mission