Writers notes:
I would like to point out that a lot of questions will be answered during this thing, including why Sonic, Tails and Eggman were in the desert, how the metal bar fell onto Eggmans head, and even the origins of some of the characters that I've added like the kangaroo, and Brian the Black Cat and why they are talking. This chapter will answer... none of those questions. Now then, to the actual story.
Sonic and Tails are flying back home in the Tornado after defeating Eggman in the last chapter.
"So what are we gonna do when we get back?" Asked Sonic.
"I was going to just modify the Tornado a little" Replied Tails.
"Ok, I might just take a run around." Sonic said. "Turn the on-board TV on, I want to check the forecast."
Tails turned the TV on as a news report was, ironically, just starting.
"Breaking news folks." The news reporter said. "In what can only be described as a total rip off of "The Day After Tomorrow", the city is being attacked by the worst weather EVER! We take you like to our corespondant, a talking lion wearing a pimps hat."
"This is really bad weather." The lion said. "Theres rain, hail, earthquakes, snow, and a tornado. My pimps hat is gone. Hey, you, get insid... Hey, give me back my mic!"
The camera turned to show the man from the first chapter.
"I would just like to say that taking over a world is really easy when there is only one major city." Said the man. "I mean really, why do you have only one city? It makes no damn sence. Now then, I'm gonna go do some more evil things, then fight a hedgehog. Oh and one more thing. Look ma, I'm on TV! I always wanted to do that."
Tails turned the TV off and looked at Sonic.
"That was... weird." Tails said.
"There's only one man who could have done that, Eggman." Said Sonic.
"But that man didn't look, or sound like Eggman." Said Tails. "And he was a lot thiner than him."
"Eggmans a scientist, he can make stuff to disguise himself." Sonic replied.
"Whatever." Tails said. "Let's just get the others and kick his behind."
~Meanwhile~
"Now that hedgehog and the fox will think that egg headed fatso caused this." The man said.
"Um, sir." Said Brian. "You just wen't on TV, so they might know it isn't Eggman's fault."
"First of all, who the hell is Eggman?"The man asked.
"The egg headed fatso sir." Brian replied.
"Well, that won't be to hard to remember." The man said. "Now, secondly, hedgehogs aren't that smart, so he will think it's Eggman's fault either way, and that fox will just go along with it.
"What if they take friends?" Asked the kangaroo.
"Jake, I never thaught of that." Replied the man. "It would be great if they did that. I've always wanted to meet Joey."
"I think he means there friends, not the characters in the show Friends." Brian explained.
"Oh, well, I knew that." The man said.
"But you just said yo wanted to meet Joey." Jake replied.
"One of there friends could be called Joey." The man stated.
"He has a point there." Brian said.
"Now then, lets go meet our new "friends"" The man said evily.
~Elsewhere~
"BINGO!" Yelled an elderly woman.
"Um, we..." Amy said as she was cut off.
"We're not playing that pathetic game you old bag." Yelled Shadow. "That's it, I'm outta here."
"You can't leave Shadow." Said Amy.
"And why not?" Asked Shadow sarcastically.
"Because this is part of you're community service." Replied Amy.
"For the love of god, I was saving those people, not keeping them hostage. I killed the real criminals." Said an angry Shadow
"You shot two kids who were playing bank-robber with there friends." Rebuffed Amy. "If it wasn't for me flirting with the judge, you would be serving fifty years in prison right now."
"The only reason he gave me community sevice after you flirted with him was because he wanted to get the case done as quick as possible so he could vomit." Yelled Shadow.
'That's not why he..." Amy said, as she noticed the Tornado land outside the building.
"What's wrong? You see any..." Shadow said as he was interupted by Amy, who screamed so loud that everyone in the building had a heart-attack.
"SONICS BACK!" Yelled an excited Amy was she ran outside.
"See, that's the exact reason I have this defibrillator in the Tornado." Said Tails as he revived Sonic.
"Jesus, you're lucky you were listening to your Ipod." Said Sonic.
"It didn't save me from hearing that scream." Said Tails.
"Well, it sure saved me. That was a close ca..." Sonic said as he was almost instantly glomped by Amy.
"Your back! How was the desert? Did you beat Eggman? Why didn't you invite me?" Said an excited Amy.
"Tails... hand me... the... crow...bar." Said Sonic, who's lungs were being crushed by Amy.
"For the love of god." Said Tails. "Amy, stop it or you'll kill him."
"But... he's... sooooooo..... cute." Said Amy, trying to squeeze Sonic harder. "I...love...you...so...mu..."
Amy then let go of Sonic and fell to the ground, with Shadow standing above her holding a metal bat.
"You can thank me later." Shadow said. "Now what are you two here for?"
"Don't you know?" Asked Tails. "The city is getting attacked by bad weather."
"Bad weather? That's all?" Asked Shadow.
"No... that's... not all." Said Sonic, who was finaly getting his breath back. "This weather is worse than any weather we've seen before."
"Just look." Said Tails as he turned the TV back on.
"We have an update on this bad weather." Said the news reporter. "It seems that there's no end in sight. Actually that's an understatement as the apparent "Super-Ultra-Mega Storm" is only over the city as the fields outside the city are nice and sunny. So why can't people just go to the fields? Well there is an electricity wall at the edge of the storm. In what could only be described as Sega once again raping physics up the butt, we are all doomed. Up next, the sport. Is Storm Ball going to become an Olympic sport? Find out at 8."
"Jesus Christ." Exclaimed Shadow.
"Where's Knuckles, Rouge and our other scapegoat?" Asked Sonic.
"I think they're going to attack Eggman." Answered Shadow.
"Well, that's... lucky." Said Tails.
"Ok, toss Amy into the back of the Tornado and we'll get to Eggman's place." Sonic said.
"He won't be busy, it's not like he has a hot date or something." Said Shadow as everyone laughed.
~At Eggman's Place~
"Listen, this is my first real date in years." Said Eggman. "And I don't wanna scare you off."
"It's ok Ivo." Said Eggman's date, who was surprisingly hot. "You're a nice guy, so just relax. Besides, I kinda like nervous, fat, egg headed mad scientists."
"Really. You're the nicest woman I've ever..." Eggman said as he was interupted by the doorbell. "Oh, that must be the pizza."
Eggman went to the door to see Sonic and friends standing there.
"Um, this is a surprise." Said a shocked Eggman "I'm kind of busy at the moment. Can I meet you guys later in my lab?"
"Um... Ok." Replied Sonic.
~One hour later~
"What's taking him so long?" Asked Knuckles, as he punched a wall, which now had many holes in it.
"Ok, sorry guys, that was a long date." Said Eggman as he walked into the lab.
"How'd It go?" asked Cream.
"Well..." Said Eggman.
~Flashback~
"Well, that was a nice dinner." Said Eggman's date 5 minutes earlier. "You're a really good cook."
"You really learn a lot about making pizzas when you work at Pizza Hut for 3 years as a teenager." Said Eggman.
"Well, I have to go now." Eggman's date said.
"Let me get your coat." Eggman said.
"What a gentleman." Eggman's date said.
"Here you go." Said Eggman.
As his date got up, she accidentally knocked a picture out of his pocket. She picked it up and looked at it. It was a picture of Eggman with Rouge.
"Ivo, who is this... this... prostitute!" She angrily asked.
"That's one of my former business associates." Eggman said.
"Why you perverted fat man!" She yelled as she slaped him then left. She then stoped at the door. "And to think, I was going to give you my number."
~Present~
Everyone besides Eggman are laughing there heads off.
"I hate you all." Eggman muttered.
"And same from us egg head." Said Sonic.
"Anyway, why are you all here?" Eggman asked.
"Well, me, Knuckles and Cream were gonna hurt you." Replied Rouge.
"Wow, Cream?" Asked Eggman. "Ok. Why are the blue hedgehog, the mutant fox, the failed clone, and the crazy fangirl here?"
"To find out why you've started a storm over the city and also to so the same as the others." Replied Tails.
"Wait, storm?" Said a confused Eggman.
"Yes, the one that's going to destroy the city." Said Shadow. "Just look at the news."
"We've looked at the news enough times for one chapter, the reader is getting bored." Said Sonic.
"Great job. You just broke the forth wall." Knuckles said. "I didn't even know it was possible to do that in this type of fan fiction."
"Regardless on wether the forth wall is broken or not, I have nothing to do with a storm." Said Eggman.
"Wait." Said Tails. "If you're not the one who's behind this, then who is?"
"Yeah." Sonic said. "I wanna defeat the person responsible for this so I can bring peace back to this pla...."
Sonic was hit by falling keys. Everyone looked up to see the man on the rafters.
"Pay no attention to the man on the rafters." Said the man.
"No, just no. Normaly I would be good with stuff like this but that was just pathetic." Said Jake. "A "Wizard of Oz" reference? That's the best you can come up with sir? I'm very close to quiting sir."
"Oh, sorry, I guess it was a bad ref..." Said the man before getting cut off.
"Bad doesn't describe that sir." Jake said.
"Um, excuse me." Sonic said. "Can we hurry this along please?"
"Oh sorry." The man said. He then jumped down onto the computer.
"My computer." Yelled Eggman.
"So who are you? Another pathetic attempt for a villain?" Asked Tails.
"Oh, how rude of me." The man said. "Let me introduce myself. My name is Makon Crayley."
Lightning suddenly flashed, despite being a perfectly clear night.
"Damn it, why does that always happen whenever I say my name." Makon said. "Anyway, I'm here to beat that blue hedgehog because I'm the greatest villain here."
"Two things." Said Sonic "One, my name is Sonic. And two, what makes you think you're the best villian here?"
"Yeah, I'm still a great villain." Yelled Eggman.
"Shut up Eggman." Said Makon. "And, Sonic, there are many reasons I'm the best villain here. The best are that I'm actually smart, and my plans are actually original."
"He has a point... well mildly." Said Brian.
"Now then..." Makon said before pressing a button on the hi-tech glove he was wearing.
Everyone besides Makon suddenly bacame attached to the metal wall.
"What the?" Shadow said. "How can you do that with just the touch of a button? We aren't made of metal."
"Funny thing, while here I found these nice little, multi-coloured diamonds." Makon said as he revealed all 7 chaos emeralds in his glove.
"The chaos emeralds? How did you find all of them in such short time?" Asked Shadow.
"It's funny what a stupid cat, a stone, and a search party can do." Makon said.
"Did you just call me stupid?" Yelled brian.
"No, the other stupid cat." Said Makon.
"Oh. Hey!" Replied Brian.
"So what are you going to do now?" Sonic asked.
"Well, to be fully honest, I'm going to take over the world." Makon replied.
"Not if we have anything to do with it." Said Sonic.
"You think I didn't plan ahead?" Asked Makon. "I have plan For you all."
Makon walked up to Cream.
"Don't you dare hurt Cream!" Yelled Amy.
"I'm not gonna hurt Cream." Makon replied.
A light suddenly came from the glove and after a minute, it went away, with Cream now gone.
"What the? What did you do to her?" Asked Knuckles.
"I sent her to my world." Replied Makon. "Don't worry, all of you will be joining her."
He did the same to Rouge, Knuckles, Shadow who tried to get the chaos emeralds but failed to before he was sent, Amy and Tails. He moved onto Sonic.
"Any last words before I send you to your new home?" Asked Makon.
"Yeah, actually I do." Replied Sonic "Whats the square root of pi?"
Sonic grew a smile, only for it to turn into a frown when Makon started laughing.
"You really think I'm stupid enough to fall for the same trick you got Eggman with years ago?" Said Makon while he was still laughing."Goodbye, Sonic."
And with that he sent Sonic away and moved onto Eggman.
"Now I'm going to do this world one favor and get rid of you." Said Makon evily. "And I'm not sending you to my world, you'd just ruin it. I'm seting this thing to random."
Makon activated the glove, only for it not to work. He opened the part the chaos emeralds were in, only to find they they all disappeared.
"Damn it, they must have gone with Sonic." Makon said. "Oh well, we were able to harvest the energy from them and make replicas."
"What? How did you do that?" Eggman asked frantically.
"Like I'm really going to tell you." Makon replied. "Actually, I think I'll spare you and let you stay."
"Really?" Asked Eggman.
"Sure. You're like a giant hamster. In fact..." Makon said.
Eggman fell from the wall as bars of electricity surrounded him and a giand hamster wheen appeared inside.
"I've always wanted a hamster, regardless on wether it was human or not." Makon stated.
"Hey, let me out of here." Yelled Eggman.
"Sorry, but I have more importaint things to do." Makon said. "I'll be back in a few chapters. Brian, Jake, stay here and make sure he doesn't die."
"Yes sir." Brian and Jake simontaneously said.
The scene goes to Sonic waking up in a field.
"God my head hurts." Sonic said. "Now I know how Eggman felt when that metal bar hit his head."
He looked at the ground and saw one of the chaos emeralds.
"Well, at least there was one flaw in that guys plan." Sonic said. "Wait, where is everyone else... And where am I?"
The view gets bigger with nothing but field in sight as the scene goes blank.
To Be Continued.
Will sonic find his friends again?
Will he return to his world?
Will Makon really return in a few chapters?
Will I continue to do this every chapter?
Find out the answers to these questions except the last 2 next chapter because the answers for the last two are yes and no.
And I will occasionally break the forth wall in this fic.
And the reason the main villain is my OC is because I really couldn't think of a cooler name, not that Makon Crayley isn't cool.
Also I actually finished this chapter a day after the first, I just didn't post it straight away due to not wanting to be stressed out.
But what a long chapter this has been, took a few hours to do.
Also due to this having alot of jokes in this chapter, the next chapter will be alot more serious.
Good night, and big balls. (If you don't get that then you really need to watch Wipeout)