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Well, I made it 4 chapters, a new record for me. Horay. Lets continue with a story about Rouge, Knuckles, and Cream.

We return to the story with a view of a mountain range, everything is peaceful, untill...

"Damn it! Where is everyone?" Rouge yelled. "Damn Makon, with his stupid chaos emerald powered glove, and his stupid flaw that sent the chaos emeralds with us, and his stupid kangaroo."

She continued walking, when she saw trees up ahead, it was the end, or start, wether you want to get technical or not, of a forest. As she walked forward more she heard a noise. She thaught it was just the wind, and she just continued, but then she heard yelling.

"FOR THE LOVE OF MYSELF, GET BACK HERE YOU DAMN MONKEY!" The voice yelled.

A monkey then jumped out of the trees and landed on the ground, only to be tackled by Knuckles.

"Get your hands off my chaos emerald you damn, dirty ape." Knuckles said.

"Apes and monkeys are two different animals." Cream said as she walked out of the forest.

"How? They're both monkeys, they're both ugly, they're both..." Knuckles said before he was interupted.

"That's like saying monkeys and baboons are the same." Cream said. "Or how hedgehogs and echidnas are the same."

"Whatever." Knuckles said as he grabed the chaos emerald.

"Um, what exactly happened?" Rouge asked.

"He nearly lost the chaos emerald to a monkey." Cream said.

"Well, she distraced me." Knuckles replied.

"Stop acting like a child Knuckles." Rouge said. "Have you seen anyone else?"

"No, I found Cream yesterday." Knuckles said.

~Flashback~

"Where is everyone?" Knuckles thaught to himself. "Theres nothing here except trees, animals, Zombie Elvis."

"Thank you, thank you very much... BRAINS!" Zombie Elvis said"

"This thousand year old bottle of wine, Cream crying with a chaos emerald, and T-Pain on a boat." Knuckles said. "Wait, Cream."

Knuckles ran over to her.

"Hey, what's wrong?" Knuckles asked her. "Are you lost?"

"No, I'm just siting here crying for the fun of it." Cream said sarcastically. "Of course I'm lost."

"Hey, no need for sarcasm" Knuckles angrily said.

Cream starts crying again.

"Ok, stop crying Cream." Knuckles said. "Come with me, I'll help you find the others."

"Ok." Cream said as she wiped a tear from her eye. "So which way were you going?"

"I was goung to go through that forest." Knuckles replied. "Come on."

"I have a bad feeling about this." Cream thaught to herself as she followed Knuckles.

~Present~

"Why did a monkey have the chaos emerald?" Rouge asked.

"Well you see..." Knuckles said.

"We aren't going to another flashback just after we've finished one." Cream said.

"Fine." Knuckles said. "You tell her then."

"Gladly." Cream said. "He tied to use them to find water, then he looked at me. I guess that's when the monkey came."

"Chaos emeralds can't be used to find water." Rouge said. "Where did you get anide like that?"

"The magician told me." Knuckles replied "Then the leprechaun told me to burn things."

"Uh... have you considered getting a psychiatrist?" asked Rouge.

"If hear any more of this, I'll need one." Cream said.

"Good point." Rouge said. "Well we have three of the emeralds here, Sonic must be with Tails so they have two. And Shadow might be with Amy. So they might have two."

~Meanwhile~

"Why do the cops always come after me?" Shadow said as he looked over a corner. "I only took the chaos emeralds back."

"You killed three officers and stole other stuff." Amy said.

"The other stuff is for Rouge." Shadow said.

"You're wearing a crown!" Amy exclaimed.

"It makes me look cool." Shadow said in defence.

"Whatever." Amy said. "We need to find a way to get you out of here without you getting arrested."

"How will we do that?" Shadow asked.

"I don't know but I think the best idea right now is to keep running." Amy said.

"I second that idea." Shadow said.

~Elsewhere, well actually it's the same town~

"Well, the chances of finding a town within 2 hours were low. but we did it." Said Rouge. "It just goes to show that good things happen to good peo..."

Rouge was cut off after being hit by a flyer of the local museum, with the main item thing being a one-billion dollar diamond.

"Whats the flyer fo..." Knuckles said as he was interupted.

"I'M RICH!" Rouge yelled.

"How?" Cream asked.

"There's a billion doller diamond at this museum." Rouge said.

"So?" Cream said.

"I could steal it, then I'll be richer than Donald Trump and Bill Gates combined." Rouge said.

"Oh." Cream said.

"Let's go steal." Knuckles said "horay for stealing!"

~At that exact time~

"My "one of the Sonic characters are stealing my thing" senses are tingling." Makon said. "Damn it! One of them must have said horay for something. Whoever said that is so dead."

"This is a few chapters?" Jake asked.

"By technicality, yes. This does count as a few chapters." Makon said.

"Damn you and your technicalities." Jake said.

~back with Rouge and the other two~

We see Rouge, Knuckles, and Cream at the museum.

"It's night so now is the best time to strike." Rouge said.

"If any of the exibits come alive while we're in there then it's every man for himself." Knuckles said.

"Two things." Rouge said. "One, this isn't "Night at the Museum" and you're not Ben Stiller. And two, what exactly makes you think you're going in?"

"We're a team." Knuckles said.

"No, we're not." Rouge said. "Do you have a problem with not going in Cream?"

"No, I know you would do better without us than with us." Cream said.

"See Knuckles, she gets it." Rouge said.

"Fine, go by yourself and get killed by a skeleton of a T-Rex." Knuckles said.

"How are you alive if you're that stupid?" Rouge asked.

"Why is Big alive? Why does Eggman fight us with the same plan to take over the world every second week? Why is Makon the one who knows what he's doing, and at the same time not know what he's doing?" Knuckles asked.

"Touché Knuckles." Rouge said.

Rouge climbed up the side of the museum, stoped at a ledge, and went through the glass. As she landed on the ground inside she saw the diamond. She walked up to the diamond and was about to steal it when she was stopped.

"HEY! YOU!" A security guard yelled.

Rouge froze in the position she was in.

"Were you going to steal that fake diamond?" The guard asked.

"Fake?" Rouge asked with a shoked look on her face. "What happened to the billion dollar diamond?"

"It was stolen." The guard replied.

"Stolen?" Rouge asked. "By who?"

"I think it was stolen by a black and a pink hedgehog." The guard said. "They also stole two colourful gems."

"Ok, well, I'm off." Rouge said.

"Have a nice night." The guard said.

"Ok, you to." Rouge said.

Rouge ran outside to Knuckles and Cream.

"Well?" Knuckles asked. "Did you get it?"

"No, apparently Shadow and Amy stole it, along with the chaos emeralds they had." Rouge said.

"But I wanted to be rich!" Knuckles yelled.

"Look Knuckles, when we get the diamond from Shadow and Amy, I'll give you a grape." Rouge said.

"Grape?" Knuckles asked. "WHERE'S THE GRAPE!?"

"I'll give it to you when we find Shadow." Rouge said.

"But they could be anywhere." Cream said.

"HEY, ROUGE!" Amy yelled as she ran up to her.

"That was coincidental." Cream said.

"Oh, hey Amy." Rouge said. "Where's Shadow?"

As Rouge finished talking gun shots were heard being fired as Shadow ran around a corner.

"Shadow, what the hell?" Rouge said.

"No time to explain. If I do then we are all dead." Shadow said. "Oh, and Rouge, here's a fancy diamond."

"Sweet Jesus, I knew you could do it." Rouge said.

"Great, you have the diamond, we now have five chaos emeralds, now give me my grape." Knuckles said.

"I don't have a grape." Rouge said.

"I… want… my… grape." Knuckles said.

"I really don't have a grape Knuckles." Rouge said.

"Well no grape, no diamond." Knuckles said.

Knuckles grabed the diamond out of Rouge's hands, only to not grasp it properly and for it to fly into a sewer. Rouge looks on is shock, then looks at Knuckles with the look someone gets when a member of their family gets hurt.

"Knuckles, I'm gonna…" Rouge said furiously before being interupted.

"Freeze, this is the police… or the FBI, or whatever the hell we're called." One of the cops said.

"Rouge, kill Knuckles later, lets get outta here." Shadow said as he started shooting at the cops again.

"For the love of god Shadow, you're gonna get us in even more trouble." Amy yelled.

"I'll take my chance…" Shadow said.

Shadow fell on the ground, with a tranquilizer dart in his neck. Amy, Cream, Knuckles, and Rouge soon followed.

~Off the main plot~

"Please let me go to Burger King." Eggman begged while bowing down to Jake and Brian.

"Uh… no." Brian said. "Now eat you're vegetables, old man."

"But I don't wanna!" Eggman yelled as he threw the plate of vegetables against the wall.

"That's it, get here for a spanking!" Jake yelled.

The doors opened as Makon walked into the room.

"Well, I'm back… again… for the second time this chapter."

"Great, great." Brian said. "Egg head won't behave himself."

"Did he eat his vegetables?" Makon asked.

"No, he threw it against the wall." Brian explained.

"Did Jake spank him yet." Makon asked.

"In progress sir." Jake said as he spanked Eggman.

"Brilliant." Makon said.

"What took you one chapter to do sir?" Brian said.

"Well, I did some evil stuff, then I made a camera type thing to show us what Sonic and the others are doing. Then I made a remote that can make people do some cazy things." Makon said.

"A remote?" Brian asked. "I bet you won't even use it."

"You'll see." Makon said while winking.

"Why did you wink at me?" Brian asked.

"No idea." Makon said. "Now let's check in on the others."

Makon turned Eggman's computer on ans added the software for the camera. The first thing he saw was Sonic and Tails walking down the same dirt track as the end of last chapter.

"You know what's weird Tails?" Sonic asked tails.

"What?" Tails asked.

"We're making a small apperance in this chapter, and it's supposed to be one day later, but we're still on this track." Sonic pointed out.

"Just shows how much the writer cares." Tails said.

All of a suden Tails was hit by a yellow submarine, was thunder struck, and was used as a bit of the wall in the video for the song "We're not gonna take it".

"Real mature man." Sonic said.

Tails is returned to normal, and the two goes on their way.

"Damn it!" Makon said. "I thaught those two Peta stoners would have got them captured and drained their happiness."

"They were stoners, you do the math." Jake said.

"Whatever, let's check up on the others." Makon said.

The camera showed the cops loading Cream, Shadow, Knuckles, and Rouge into a helicopter, while putting Amy in a titanium box with the label reading "Warning: Crazy fangirl".

"At least the FCF got them." Makon said.

"What does FCF stand for anyway?" Brian asked.

"Federal Criminal Finders." Makon said.

"Oh." Brian said.

~At a prison of some type~

"God my head hurts" Rouge said as she came to.

"Where are we?" Cream asked.

"You're in a prison." A guard said. "You're all going to be here for a while."

"How long?" Shadow said.

"I don't know." The guard said.

"Then I only have one thing left to do." Shadow said as he got down on his knees. "I know we haven't goten along very well but if you get us out of here we'll be beter characters. Please save us, Sega."

"Woah, praying to Sega to save you won't work." Rouge said.

"Really?" Shadow said

"No, you need to pray to the big one." Rouge said. "You need to pray to Nintendo."

"Don't do it Shadow." A familiar voice said.

"Wait!" Rouge said. "Mario?"

"Yes." Mario said.

"What the hell are you doing here?" Knuckles asked.

"Long story, one that involved robots, dinosaurs, and lots of sex scenes." Mario said. "I'll tell you while we wait for the next chapter.

To Be Continued… as long as I'm not dead by the hand of the angry readers who wanted to hear the story.

The remote was a reference to my truth or dare fic, "The nine millionth Sonic: Truth or Dare fic". Review now… really, I need reviews.

Sonic will get what he deserves next chapter, I promise.

And Eggman will go fishing.