Writers Notes:
Recap on the action so far:
Sonic and friends have been sent to a new world (I'll give it an actual name next chapter) by the only villain to actualy win, Makon Crayley. Sonic and Tails escaped Peta, while Rouge, Knuckles, Cream, Amy, and Shadow have been sent to prison. That's about it so far.
You might think it will be one sided, with them getting back together, using chaos control, and getting back to their world. But one thing about my fics (with this one being the only one being updated thanks to you damn non-reviewers of my other fic) is that it will never be fully one sided. You'll find out why soon. Now then, back to the story.
"JESUS CHRIST!" Makon yelled as he watched angry readers kill Mario in the most horrible manner imaginable.
"YOU'RE NEXT CRAYLEY!" One of the readers yelled into the camera.
"Could the writer stop this?" Makon asked.
"Aren't you technically the writer?" Jake asked.
"Well, yes. But I'm the OC of the writer, so I'm not really the writer right now." Makon replied.
"Oh yeah." Jake said. "Fan fiction is weird."
"Well at least it makes more sence than anime." Brian said.
"Now that's something we can all relate to." Makon said.
"HEY!" Sonic yelled. "Can we get back to business already?"
"Fine." Makon said.
~In the actual story~
Sonic and Tails reach a small village at the end of the dirt road.
"A village?" Tails asked. "I swear to god, if I hear one reference to the movie "The Village" I'll go nuts."
"That movie had more twists than a spiral." Sonic said. "Maybe we'll get some answers here."
They walk into the village, passing many huts, several wooden stands with stuff being sold, and five Starbucks.
"Man that coffee was good." Sonic said. "I want some more."
"No Sonic, you'll just go hyper and kill people with your speed again." Tails said. "Remember what happened last time?"
~Flashback~
"WOOOO!!! I'M THE FASTEST THING EVER!" A hyper Sonic yelled. "Great, the coffee is wearing down."
Sonic started to slow down.
"That was fun." Sonic said. "I made it all the way to the other end of the city. I want a chili dog now."
Sonic turned around to see many buildings on the ground, many human bodys on the ground, and five tornados, one carrying a house and an old woman riding a broom.
"Who did that to the cit..." Sonic said. "Oh... um..."
Sonic ran off to escape getting murdered by the survivors.
~Present~
"I want a chili dog now." Sonic said.
"How did you become the main character again?" Tails asked.
"Blame that stoner from Sega who was getting high off hedgehogs." Sonic said.
"Whatever, I'm going to that old library for a little bit." Tails said. "Look after the chaos emeralds."
"Don't worry Tails, I won't lose them." Sonic said.
Tails goes off to the library while Sonic looks for a place that sold chili dogs. One hour later...
"Uh, Tails." Sonic said.
"What Sonic?" Tails asked.
"I... uh... I lost the chaos emeralds." Sonic said.
"Come outside with me for one second." Tails said.
"Uh, ok?" Sonic cautiosly said.
Both Sonic and Tails left the library and went a few blocks away.
"HOW THE HELL DID YOU LOSE THE CHAOS EMERALDS!?" Tails furiously asked Sonic.
"It happened when I was getting chili dogs..." Sonic said.
~Another flashback~
"Welcome to Chili Dog World, how can I help you?" The guy selling the chili dogs asked.
"I want a chili dog." Sonic said.
"Um, are you a talking hedgehog?" The guy said.
"Yeah." Sonic said. "But don't ask me why, ask Sega."
"Se...ga?" The guy said.
"Sega, you know." Sonic said. "It was a popular video game company back in the 90's but fell with the rise of companies such as THQ, EA, and others."
"Video... game?" The guy asked.
"Go to a city and find out for yourself." Sonic said.
"I was raised in the city, and went back there last week. And I've never heard of this thing called a "video game", or "Sega" before." The guy said.
"This place is twisted." Sonic said. "Now I know why Makon left this place."
"Did you just say Makon?" The guy asked.
"Yeah." Sonic said.
"Uh, listen, I'll sell you a chili dog, but the cost is two emeralds." The guy said.
"What luck, I just so happen to be holding two emeralds now." Sonic said.
~Flashback interupted~
"I'M... GOING... TO... KILL... YOU!" Tails said as he started to choke Sonic. "Wait, there's no such thing as Sega here?"
"Right." Sonic said while still being choked.
"And that guy knew about Makon and just happened to ask for chaos emeralds as currency?" Tails asked as he released his grip on Sonic.
"Yeah." Sonic said.
"Makon must have people working for him here." Tails said.
"Nice discovery Sherlock." Makon's voice said out of nowhere.
Tails just gave the sky, or the camera, the finger and continued.
"We need to get out of this world A.S.A.P." Tails said.
"But we need the our emeralds back, then the other emeralds, and Shadow." Sonic said
"I remember when the plots of these things were less complicated." Tails said.
"Me to." Sonic Said. "I miss the good old days."
A montage of every Sonic game before the one in 2006 is shown, mainly shots of him dying, but some shots of him winning, and one extremely creepy shot of him raping Tails.
"When did you rape me?" Tails asked.
"I don't remember actually." Sonic replied. "But I think it was during that Michael Jackson child molestation case."
"Let's just get the chaos emeralds back." Tails said.
Sonic takes Tails to the spot where the chili dog stand was, but with one problem... It wasn't there anymore.
"WTF?" Sonic said. "It isn't here anymore."
"Was it here to begin with?" Tails asked.
"I got a chili dog here so yes, it was here to begin with." Sonic said.
"Well, it's gone now." Tails said.
"Wait." Sonic said as he looked left. "That's the guy!"
Tails looked at a guy holding both chaos emeralds.
"Hey, you!" Sonic yelled.
The guy turned, looked at Sonic, then ran away at about the same spead as Sonic.
"How is he running that fast?" Tails asked.
"Dunno but let's catch him." Sonic said as he started running after the guy.
~Meanwhile~
We go to the river Big usually fishes at. Makon tosses Big into a cage, and frogy into a box with holes in the lid.
"Are you sure it's the box that needs holes in it and not the frog?" Makon asked.
"Yes." Jake said.
"Alright."Makon said. "Now then, let's go fishing."
"Here's your special, titanium fishing rod, lined with the unbreakable diamond filament tether." Brian said.
"Neat." Makon said. "Now where's my bait?"
Jake and Brian drag a bucket up to Makon. Inside the bucket is Eggman.
"He'll break the line, or the rod." Jake said.
"It's titanium and unbreakable diamond filament tether, It won't break." Makon said
"Alright." Jake said.
Eggman was hooked to the line, and threw into the water, after a few minutes, the line started shaking."
"We have a catch!" Makon said as he started to bring in the line.
While bringing in the line, it broke.
"How the hell did it break?" Makon said.
"Eggman is the heaviest thing on this planet." Jake said. "it's amazing we aren't heading towards the sun right now."
"Wow, let's just go." Makon said.
~Back in the other place~
Sonic and Tails are still chasing the guy who stole the chaos emeralds from Sonic.
"Get back here." Sonic yelled.
The man turned a corner into an ally. He was traped by a wire fence. He tried climbing but fell as Sonic and Tails walked up to him.
"Please don't kill me." The guy said.
"We don't want to kill you." Tails said. "We just want the chaos emeralds back."
"Here." The guy said as he threw the emeralds at Tails. "Please don't hurt me. I have a wife and two kids."
"We aren't going to hurt yo…" Tails said.
Just before tails finished the guy was shot out of nowhere.
"WHAT THE HELL!?" Tails yelled.
"Who shot him?" Sonic asked.
"You two." A man holding a gun said. "It isn't safe here. Come with me."
"Who the hell are you?" Tails asked.
"We have no time for South Park references now." The man said. "Come on."
Sonic and Tails follow the man as the scene goes blank.
To Be Continued
The man at the end will play a major part in the next three chapters.
Two chapters from now we will get back to the Shadow, Knuckles, and Rouge storyline.