06/02/2008 17:32:00
NARUTOSLITTLESISTER: HELLO, how is everyone today?
CAST OF NARUTO: mmmmmmmmm
NARUTOSLITTLESISTER: Oh I really should take out the gags now so they can answer the questions now I think.
NARUTO CAST: HELP US THERE IS A CRAZY WOMAN HERE AND SHE IS MAKING US WATCH CARE BEARS!!
NARUTOSLITTLESISTER: SHUT IT OR I WILL MAKE YOU WATCH TELLITUBBIES AS WELL!!!
NARTUO CAST: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
NARUTOSLITTLESISTER: Good now answer the nice people's questions like good little hostages.
CAST OF NARUTO: Fine just don't make us eat that tubby-custard again!
NARUTOSLITTLESISTER: Fine but you better hope the reviewers are nice to you or you all will get it. EVEN YOU GAARA!
GAARA: Hn. The first letter is from Aya Uchiha. Poor girl have to be related to the losers.
NARUTOSLITTLESISTER: Shut it Gaara or no cookies!
GAARA: But I like the cookie! Fine here is her letter!
HI kiddos! -Waves politley- M'kay, questions.
Itachi: -Wiggles eyebrows- Hi Ita-kun! -Huggles- Have you ever
considered
reviving you clan -giggles-?
ITACHI: No I am so great I can make babies on my own!!!
NARUTOSLITTLESISTER: That is cause he is a hermaphridite.
ITACHI: Shut up! Or I shall be force to take out the ten tailed dog from you belly.
NARUTOSLITTLESISTER: Damn… DON'T WORRY AYA-CHAN THERE SHALL BE A ITACHI PLUSHY THAT SHALL NEED YOUR LOVE SOMEWHERE!!
ITACHI: No there won't.
NARUTOSLITTLESISTER: SHUT UP YOU PARTY POOPER WHO POOPS ON PARTYS.
NARUTO: YEAH.
NARUTOSLITTLESISTER: QUITES BROTHER I AM HAVING A MOMMENT!
NARUTO: Fine Believe it!
NARUTOSLITTLESISTER: Well the next letter is from someone I think I will like very much
CHOJI: Oh really and why is that kidnapper who doesn't give out chips?
NARUTOSLITTLESISTER: SHUT UP FATASS!!! Anyway as I was saying before fatass got in my bubble.
CHOJI: I AM NOT FAT!!!!
NARUTOSLITTLESISTER: YES YOU ARE NOW GET OVER IT! Her name is RockLee'sBiggestFangirl I like her already! No idea why ANYWAY here is her letter.
Rock Lee: HI LE hugs rock lee Quick question. Why did Guy-sensei fist
appear on a turtle? (just curious)
Kiba: my friend really loves u. She wants to know.: where u want to
go
first?
Sasuke:Do you like being tickled?
Orochimaru:I love your hair. What shampoo do you use?
Kakashi:-.- U R DA BEST!! where u wanna go? OH and BTW hands kakashi
the
newest book in his ichi ichi paradise books
Neji:hugs neji u rock! it was destiny for us 2 be together! -.-
Kabuto:U TE SMEXY! hugs Kabuto and doesnt stop
Tobi: TOBI GO GET ME SOME POPCORN!OH AND BTW pokes Tobi TOBI IS A
GOOD
BOY!!
FREE POCKY AND HUGS FOR EVERYONE!
ROCK LEE: Well my dear flower It is because turtle is the most YOUTHFUL ANIMAL OF THEM ALL YOSH!!!! So why would the GREAT Guy-sensei settle for anything less? He would not so that my Youthful companion is why. Oh and thank you for the hug it make me feel even more YOUTHFUL YOSH!!!!!
KIBA: Me? Well I would like you go out to a dog park and find akamaru a fine lady friend for him. With a nice one for me as well. HEY we can both doggy ----WHAM!!!------
NARUTOSLITTLESISTER: STOP BEING GROSS YA NASTY!!!!!
KIBA: Bitch
NARUTOSLITTLESISTER: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?
KIBA: Gulp nothing nothing at all.
SASUKE: How did you know? Stop being a stalker like Sakura.
NARUTOSLITTLESISTER: HEY!!!!
SASUKE: Not you the other one.
LOVELESS (NARUTOSLITTLESISTER): NAME CHANGE!!!!!
OROCHIMARU: Why it is very simple my dear, I use the tears from little boys that I capture. Oh that reminds me Sasuke dear come here and let my hair get beautiful for this girl
SASUKE: No I am still dry from the last time you made me so no
LOVELESS: Well I am just going to stop you two right there there is still some things that need to be said from the other hostages so just shut up and let them do their part
SASUKE OROCHIMARU: Fine Loveless sorry.
LOVELESS: I will let you two off this time but next time I might just throw you to the fangirl
SASUKE: OH PLEASE GOD NO!
LOVELESS: ANYWAY! Kaka it is your turn!
KAKASHI: COLLECTERS ADDITION –ZOOM!-
LOVELESS: …Sorry hum but you will not see him for another few hours
NEJI: OH COURSE MY LOVE WE SHALL NEVER BE APART DON'T EVER LEAVE ME!
LOVELESS: uhoh neji is going through his clingy stage again. Sorry hun but you are going to stay with him until he is finally able to accept that he rapes himself at night again.
KABUTO: Great now I have to hold two peoples weight on me this shall be hard.
LOVELESS: Yeah well that is what you get for showing off you abs in one of the shows
KABUTO: Shut it!
TOBI: Oh yes Tobi is such a good boy tobi will get it for you right away!
LOVELESS:Stupid stupid tobi… oh well!
EVERYONE: YEAH POCKY AND NO MORE TUBBI-CUSTARD A DREAM COME TRUE!!!!
LOVELESS: Hey this is the last of the chapter and most of the characters didn't feel any love today. Make it all better by sending one review to this story I can trust in that you will not regret it. That you.
Narutoslittlesister.